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Koonfur iyo waqooyi

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Koonfur iyo waqooyi
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reer rochester

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 03:41 pm
asalaamu caleeykum waad salaaman tihiin dhamaantiin.
hada ka hor baa nin reer koonfur ahaa baa waqooyi tagay markaasaa isagoo meel biibitaa fadhiyo beey nin reer waqooyi is barteen seey u wada hadlaayeen baa kii reer waqooyigii ahaa kii reer koonfurkii magaciisa weeydiiyay markaasuu ugu jawabay magaceeyga waxaa la dhahaa calasoow markaasaa kii reer waqooyigii qosolay kii reer waqooyigii suu u qoslaayay baa kii reer koonfurkii magaciisii xitaa la xumaaday kii reer koonfurkii isagana weeydiiyay kii reer waqooyigii magaciisa uu isagana ugu jawaabay waxaa la i dhahaa qowdhan markaasaa kii reer koonfurkii isagana qosol la dhacay markaasuu yiri yaa yah ma tanya berigoo dhan maa qowdhan calasoow ku qoslaayay.

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warcadde

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 11:53 am
Sheeko Cajiibay ahayd saaxiib marka waa in luguu gudo.

Nin reer koofura ayaa dekedda(furdada) Barbara loo badalay
markuu maalintii ugu horaysay soo shaqeeyay ayuu galabtii biibito soo fariistay, dhawr nin oo iyana dekedda ka shaqaynayay ayaa miiskuu fadhiyay soo fariistay cabaar haddii la joogay ayaa la is haybsaday hebel horta adigu yaa tahay ninba wax buu ku jawaabay:anigu habar-awal, habar-jeclo, habaryoonis, ninkii reer-koofurka ahaa ayaa la soo gaaray wuxuu u qaatay in nin walba magaca hooyadiis sheegayo wuxuuna ku jawaabay anna habar faayoow leen ahay.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 12:22 pm
WAAD SALAMAN TIHIIN ((WALAWAYNAY))WARYADAHEEN QOWDHAN WAA MAGAC WANAAGSAN MAA WAXAAD MODEEN KUWINA OO KALEE HADANU LA BAXNO HABAR AWAL, IYO HABARJECLO, IYO KUWAKALAB MA SIDINA AYAAD NA MODEEN SAWAXILII LA BAXAA MAGAC YADA MASAI GA WAAR ORDO 10000000000 KA QABIIL EE KALA MAGACA XUUN KA BADALA OO WAX HAGAGSAN UBIXIYA GAAR AHAAN (( RAXAANWAYN 8,9) WARYADA AAN INDIIN IDHAHDO ORDA SAFAANKII DAMERAHA AAD RACI JIIRTEN IDIINKA GA HADHAY ISKA GOYA MARKAAS BAAD CAYIDON TIIN REER WAQOYIGA ALXAMDOLILAH DHAHA INTAAN IDIN SINAY HUUBKA AAD ISKU MADHISEEN

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Mh

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 01:28 pm
To Annon:

Sxb meesha kaftan baa lagu hayaa, waa maxay waxan oo dhan aad ku hadleysid. Ma weli cuqdadii xamar lagaaga eryey baa ku heyso?

Sxb intaad magacaaga aad qarineyso nin ma adigaa ah.

Reer waqooyiga runta ah waxaas kuma hadlaan, ee waxaad tahay kuwa reer waqooyiga sheegto ee midgaha ah.

Teeda kale ninkii dameer raaco iyo kii wasoba asey u taalaa, ee waa maxay dhibka ay kugu heyso?

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SSDF

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 03:12 pm
qowdhan HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa war qosol badnaa waryaa qaldaan waan idin dhamaynay
oo waa idin banbaynay naagihiina na
waan was nay sidee noo cayn kartaa
waana idin sooqabandoona mar labaad
naa gihiina na waan wasi doonaa


GEELJIR YEHEEY QALDAANTAAH
koonfur na magaartid

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MOORYAAN XAMAR

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 09:39 pm
WARYAA ANONYMOUSKA UGU HOREEYEY WARYAA YAAD HUBSIISEEN WAA IDIN NILI DHAMEEYEY OOD SOO QAXDEEN OO QAXOOTI NAQOTEEN DOWLADII HORE HADEY DAD KA REYSAY REER WAQOOYIGA HARGEYSIYO AYAA KA JIRA ALA WAA MARKII AANU HALMAR DAGAAAL SOO QAADNAY OO ILAMAA KENYA TAGNAY IDINKUNA 1987 ILAMAA 90 AYAAD DUUR KU JIRTEEN OO ANAGU IDIN NIRI WAR ORDOO CIDAMAADA ISKA DHICIYA OO NII QASH QASHAADNAY. WAR ANAGU JABKEENA WAANU ISKA HELEEYNAY CIIDAMADA ANAGAA UGU YARA SAREYNAY SIDII XEEBTA INTII IDIN GEYSATAY HILFA IDIIN QAADAY ANAGA NALAGUMA SAMEYN INTUUSAN DAGAALKUDHICINA RAGA ANAGA AHAAAYE LAGU DILAY XAMARNA DHIIRIN GALIN UN BEY AHAYD ANAGU UN BAA DILEYNAY OO LAFAHA KALE KUSOO KACSANEYNAY. MARKAA SAAXIIB REER WAQOOYI WAXBA NAMA TARIN EE ANGA NOO MAHAD NAQA ILAAHAY KA SAKOOW.....

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dabaal

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 03:53 am
naagaha qaldaan dadkeydilaane ka tak yey kudiline

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usc

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 04:06 am
qaldaan dabaal sawir waa iskumid naagaha qaldaanka
dadkeydilaan aa ladhahay xoogeyleeyihiin
anaa wasay siilkeedaa uraayo laakiin waxey idhahday siilkaeyga madhiibo kuwa koonfureedka
waa boqoro madiido maka dhamaado balastig waaye
hadalkeyga caytin miyaa waa wax runa eh waxaa
qorey manexe usc somalida runta way kaxishoodaan
beentana way ku faanaa xaayow waa lahjada ufiican
yaa diidi karo wadan walba lahjada gaaruu leeyahay
cidi waxaa kahadashana waan qalaa

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wadka HAWIYE

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 05:20 am
WAAR HAWIYE MA MARKAANU KAA DHICINEY DAAROOD AYAAD RAG IS MOODEEN WAAD GARANEYSAA IN ILAA HADA XAMAR AY XABAALO U EEGTAHAY HARGEISANA QURUXDEEDA DADKA OO DHAMI EY KAWADA SHEKEYNAYAAN.

RAGA LAWASO XAMAR AYEY KAYIMAADEEN INAN AAN FUDADA KA WASO HAWIYE AYAAN KU ARKEY.WAAR HADALKA NOOLE KA DIB NA NALA HADAL.INTAAT MIDGAHA WASTAAN BAAD TIDHAAHDAA INAN BAAN WASEY WAR SIDA WAX LOO WASO MATAQAANAA!! YOU THE FUCKING AND SUCCER I HAVE EVER MET BUSTARD.

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hawiye xanaqay

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 04:51 am
waryaa daanyeer maxaa dhahday war ani daarood
inaan wasay aduunkaa og lakiin adi magackalaa
laguugu xasuuqay ee waad jirantahaye isdaaweey
war anaga awoodi in aynaga badatay aan iskala yareeyay
laakiin adi waalagu xasuuqay suuxtintii aad
hada kudeysay miyaa qaldaan, daarood xamar waan ka.
bursaday ee xerooyinka kenya ka dhax raadi
gumeysigii aad uxiistay .

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hawiye xanaqay

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 04:55 am
waryaa daanyeer maxaa dhahday war ani daarood
inaan wasay aduunkaa og lakiin adi magackalaa
laguugu xasuuqay ee waad jirantahaye isdaaweey
war anaga awoodi in aynaga badatay aan iskala yareeyay
laakiin adi waalagu xasuuqay suuxtintii aad
hada kudeysay miyaa qaldaan, daarood xamar waan ka.
bursaday ee xerooyinka kenya ka dhax raadi
gumeysigii aad uxiistay .war adiga iyo waaridkaaba
was adaa naag kaadhiganaa dabadana kaa wasaa dabaal mala caytamo ee ha iga xanaajin

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REAL:: MJ

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 09:55 am
Meesha cayda ka daaya xooloyahow

Kuwa gabdhaha caayaya siiba kan magaca jamhadda wadaniga ah la baxay magaceeda ssdf baan ula jeedaa, Magacaaga runta ah la bax oo ah MOORYAAN.

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GARQAADE

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:01 am
MEESHAAN HADAAN XAAKIM KA NOQDO OO AAN GARQAADAYO SI DAACADA WAXAAN ORAN LAHAA SIDAN.

NIN RAGA WAA NINKII WAX DILI KARA WAXNA NOOLAYNKARA MARKA HAWIYE WAX UU HAGAAJIYEY WALI LAMA ARAG LAMANA RAJAYNAYO EE WAXAAN ORANLAHAA YAAN LAYSKU DAALIN EE IN IDAHA LALA HADLAA DHAANTA

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 12:47 pm
i am from djibouti, and i did •••• waqooyi girls and koonfur girls. I tell the waqooyi girls are cleaner then the koonfur girls.
the koonfur girls just was their face, they do not clean inside. yakh

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Mooryaan XAMAR

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:03 pm
War baacan hada soo baraarugay eeg war adoonan soomaaliya ka hadal gabdhaha reer jabuuti eeg waa wada hoes bal canada kasoo eeg acuudu bilaahay war shib dheh yaan lagu maqlin hore loo yiri rer jabuutigu waa gaalo yaryar sideey gabdhahooda u dhaqmayaan ayaa taas ii xaqiijisay....

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MOORYAAN XAMAR

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:09 pm
WAR HADAANU REER USC NAHAY REER WAQOOYI CID EEY CID KA DHICIYEEN AABA JIRIN MASAAKIINTA IYAGAA DIYAARADO LAGU DUQEEYEY DADKOODIINA QAAR EY ETHIOPIA KU GAAJOONAYEEN QAARNA KOONFUR SOO GALEEN OO QAX KU YIMAADEEEN MASAAKIIN DAWLAD AAN WALIGEEED JIREYNA WAAD WADIIN CID NI AQOONSAN AYSAN JIRIN ANGA IYO QAAR SOOMAALIDA KALE KAMID AH HALMAR MARKAANU SUUBINAY UNITED NATIONKA TOOS AA LOO FURAY LACAGNA CARABTA AAD DABADA U DHAQDAAN OO XOOLAHA KA IIBISAAN DHAQSADIIBA NOOGU SOO SHUBEEEN MARKAA WALIGIIN TAAGEERO LA AAN BEY AHAANEYSAAN HADEYNAANU ANAGU DAWLAD DHISINA WAX SOOMAALIYA KA HAGAAGAYA MA JIRAAN..WAR RUN HADAAD RABTAA ANAGU WAXAANU RABNAA 21 SANO INAANU DAWLAD LA AAN IYO QORYO ISU HEYSANO LAAKIIN HADA DAWLADII WAXAANU USAMEYNAY SOOMALIDA KALAA CABAADAY MARKAA DAAAROOD WAX WAAN LA QEYBSAN LAAKIIN ISAAQ HABARTEED EY KA TAHAY.......

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haw usc

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 05:02 am
saaxiib mooryaan xamar sheegadaada mafahmin

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Anonymous

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 06:02 am
mooryaan u wrote alot of words with no meaning.
i did not get it. what was that u trying to say

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MOORYAAN XAMAR

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 11:40 am
I think you guys can't understand somali but if I write it in English can you??Anyway read it carefully it has alot of meanings about the somaliland government and also the hardships that Somalilanders went through when the north was bombarded by Siyad Bare's troops back in 1998 anyway read it again fools............

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MOORYAAN XAMAR

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 11:42 am
CORRECTION:
I MEANT BACK IN 1988 NOT 1998............

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warsame adan

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 12:19 pm
dugsimale qabyaaladi waxay dumisomooye fadla fadla fadla daaya qabiilka

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Gaalkacyo

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 12:20 pm
Isma dhaanto iyo dhasheedaa tihiin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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qoowdhan

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 06:27 am
To ANONYMOUS

wow wow !!!!
well let me tell you something young boy I fucked konfur and waqooyi girls, but belive it or not woqooyi girls are cheap and fucked and called kor ka fanto and hosta kooko, which means she offers to take you in her house after meeting her in a club thinking that she is very clean and beautiful. when you take of the cloth you will see what I mean by hosta kooko!!!the worst think that shocked me is when she brought me breakfast in bed, because there was no make up or the beauty that I have seen in the club I though it was her grandmother.

firs of all when you Wanna take a kofur girl you have to be a man she will never offer to take you home, cuz they ai'nt that cheap when you take of the cloth oh oh oh oh you will see the real beauty of konfur girls so when you see her in the morning you will know the differences.

let me get down to Djibouti girls who can even stand the sun cuz of using the chemicals and who only walks night time when the sun goes down like a ghost the worst think about Djibouti girls is you offer them a drink and they are down sucking and drinking the water!!!

no offence bro

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mareexaan

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 03:17 am
motherfucking farahs from somaliland chating ••••.
all da somalians forgot about da war but them somalilands still talking like gals.
they stole da south korean flag, they got one high street and they say they got a country, they come up with having •••• flags in their cars in london.this is how they have babies in somaliland
man comes 2 a woman she opens her pussy then he drobs about 2 litres of semen without sticking his dick in ( motherfucker we ruled u 4 21 years like slaves then we left u what u got now (one high street and one stolen flag)

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Garxajis

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:24 am
Salaan,

Alayle bahaa bahaa iska dhe.

Horta aan u jawaabo mikiinkan Hawiye.


Waar waxan ku idhi ma shalay baad dhalatay adeer, Caydiid saw ma aha ninkii 1989kii shirkii Ethopia ay iaugu yimadeen , Cabdiraxmaan Tuur, Cumar Jees, iyo Caydiid.

Oo aw caydiid yidhi SNM hub iyo shidaal iyo ragba i siiya, oo 2 laga oglaaday midna loo diiday. Rag in lagu daro loo diid USC laakiin shidaal iyo huba waa la siiyay.

Adeer hawiyena waxba kama taqaanid dagaal iyo guluf iyo gumacna waxba ka garin maysid. ee dawadaada liq oo iska seexo..miskiinyaw.

To:SSDF , wax la yaab le, adigu Majeerteen sheeganya, inaad Waqooyinimo diidid..lol mise Xamar baad ku dhaltay ood waad is ilawday???

Waqooyi Bari waa halkee?? ma Isreal baa??

yaab , maanta ayaa iigu horaysa Majeerteen le, Xamar baa dhaqan naga dheexyaa marka waqooyi Galbeed loo eego..yaab

bye..anigu dumarna caayi maaye..

waan ka baxay..ogawna walee..saaxiibaday waa Habar Gidir//laakiin nin ragi waxyaabaha qaarkood kama hadlo.

bye

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