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Super Joke,,,,"Cheating",,,,,,,,by Anas

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Super Joke,,,,"Cheating",,,,,,,,by Anas
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Anas

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:15 am
Lately I 've seen some ppl commin here, insulting other ppl for nothing, So if you are one of those pls,,,,pls,,,stop being so negative and don't make those coments here. If you don't think this is funny or had seen it b4, it is not for you, it is for those ppl who think it is funny, and didn't see it b4. You can always tell me it not funny or you had seen it b4, but don't insult me or the rest of your bro/sis's.
Sorry about the long lucture!!!!!!!enjoy it


A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there. "Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

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yazmin

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:39 am
dat's was hella funny......man i liked the last part ....she cheated huh..so wat she gonna say to him?? anywayz i enjoyed it.....i swear to god i am on da floor laughing to tears... anywayz i like your stories or your jokes...unlike some other people who be saying sick ••••...i give u a lot of "lol's"

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Anonymous

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:40 am
that is suck man sorry came again

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isaga

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:42 am
waraa adiga maxaa ugu hadashaa sida naag la shukaan sanayo oo suurooneeyso waraa waa kaa shakiyey magacaana magac naageed uu u eg yahay meesha wax kuma haysid halawiin ka daba wareegataa amase joornaal ka soo qortayaa balaayo kula bidaar dheeraatee

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KazeClosed

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 08:46 am
Yes Anas,what kind of name is that neway?

Yeah, dude I am one of those pple who start trouble and incourage people to curse each other on the net.

Why?
That is what makes this pagew fun, and since we dont harm anyone it is all good, yes I am aware anyone veiw the message (Not jus Somalis).

But that is how pple are, that is what they wanna see and talk about.

Neway I am about to create another conversation for LONDONERS only about parties and rawadaha etc.


Neway u good man, all da girliez like ya, u making me jelous!. But I bet you are some ugly dude that has the time to surfe and find jokes and paste 'em 'ere (No offence)

Do view my msgs

Latah

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som_man

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 11:49 am
yow anas that was real funny, it was so creative man. kaze closed why u hating on the brother he is just trying to have some fun.
none of ur stuff are funny anyway, "kaze closed" what kind a name is that? if i am not mistaking is female singing group, now who is the bitch?
no love for the haters......
later.
som_man

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Anas

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 07:01 am
Yo Kazeclose<<<<<<<
let me light it up for you. I aint trying to be something that I am not, I am sorry that you felt that am taking all the girls attention from you. The girls doesn't like me, but they like what I write or post. coz they don't even know me, all they know is them jokes. And about my name what is stands for and what it is? I feel sorry if you don't know what it is or where it came from. I am not here to lucture, or to educate you, but I am here to make my ppl laugh and that is what am doing. You have prob. with that? I don't know wat to tell you, but sorrrrrry.

Hey Yasmin & Som-man! Thanks I appreciated that. Here is another one that I think you will like it.

peace and love till next time

John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did", came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

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Amina

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:04 pm
ANAAS LOOOOOOOOOL!!!HEHEHEHEH NEED I SAY MORE!!!
KEEP THEM COMING HONEY.


KAZECLOSED: I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSSINESS (SORRY FOR BUTTIN IN ANAS) BUT I AM SENSING JELOUSY HERE (I COULD BE WRONG)

BTW "ANAS" WAS THE NAME OF ONE OF THE PROPHETS COMPANIONS.. PICKING ON THE BROTHERS NICK IS KINDA A CHEAP WALAALO DON'T YOU THINK.

ANYWAYS I SAID WAAAAY TOO MUCH (AGAIN).


PEACE, LOVE AND HAPPINESS

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SeDuCeR

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 12:07 am
LLOOOLL...That was Funny man..HAHAHA
He could be lying just to make her feel bad! But that's what she get's DOUBLE CRIME.hahaha

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Hanita

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 09:30 am
I liked it, nice one::)

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spancky

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 09:35 am
anas every funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lollllllllllllllllll amina u right tell him that

iam out ppllll

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Boss

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 05:12 am
To kaseclosed and Anas.

Do I sense competion and jealousy here? Well, we are all here to share some jokes and few laughters, nothing more and nothing less, so put a lid on; stop picking on each other and keep the jokes coming. That goes tp both of you.

keep the good work.
boss.

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KC

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:52 pm
BOSS SHUT UPP BRO ,U KNOW ANAS IS NOTT JELOUSE OF NOBODY HE IS JUST MAKING US LAUGH WHICH HE MANAGING SO FAR.. SO PLZ WHY DONT U STOP PICKING ON ANAS,U KNOW KAZECLOSED IS THE ONE WHO NEED TO BE PICKED ON NIGGA.

ANAS U DA BESTT DAWG.

LOL I LOVED YOUR BOTH JOKES.

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Anas

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 10:37 am
To all!

Thanks for the comments that you 've made about my posting. I understand that you all took the time to write something about my posting or my behaviors, and I really appreciated that. Eventhough some of you made negative comments about me but that doesn't bother me. Coz you have to know onething, when you post something, there will be some that finds funny and helpfull and some don't.

I just want to clarify onething which is me being jelious and trying to compete with KazeClosed, That is not true. I 've never compete or get jelouis about someone's postings, and I shall never do in the future. Why should I? there is no reason for me to do that.

I have also seen a title called KazeClosed V anas. I felt sorry whom ever wrote that. Just to let you know I think KazeClosed one of the ppl I think they are funny in this forums. Eventhough sometimes he posts some negative staff about somali ladies, but still that is my opinion.

So pls stop accusing me being jelous or competing with someone.

at last Amina!!!!! wat can I say sis. I am impressed, yeh you right Anas bin Malik was one of the As-habah, actually he was the third person of those who collected Prophet's hadiith.
Hey I think am in love!!!!!!!!!!!looooooooooooool

till next time peace and love for you all

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Lady Jane

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 01:55 pm
Asalamu caleykum wa raxmatullahi wa barakatu!

To Anas:

Oh my God,it's so nice to read your jokes again.It was really funny...both of them...as usual I laughed like I was on drugs or something! I see you're telling people off...no more Mr. Nice Guy huh?...I LOVE IT!! I read salaanta dheer that you sent me....it was soooo sweet of you...sniff,sniff.So you moved to Ohio huh? Or am I mistaken? Anyway,I've missed you so much...I see you're still making everyone in here laugh.I couldn't have done it better myself!!

To Amina:

Nayaaaaaaaaaa,where have you been? What's up girl? I've missed you. No one to understand them blonde jokes you know...lol! Anyway,at least you're alive and kicking I guess that's a good sign...lol!We should catch up with eachother sometime you know.I see you're still keeping it real! Way to go!

Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!

Lady Jane.

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Anas

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 05:40 am
To Lady-Jane!

What a quite surprise!!!!I never thought I would read your sweet comments again. Thank God "ALLAH" I found you. Oh I was all by myself for the longest time/ I was lost with out you/ now my every wish and dream became reality/ when you brought the sunlight and completed my whole life/ see baby I am so thankful I found you again" You know where these words came from right? It is not mind, but this is exactly how I felt after I read your comments, and I didn't know what to say until they play this song in the radio.

All this is another way of telling you how much you 've been missed!!! Much love to you. As you can see wonderful Amina, ifraha and money other friends were being nice to me and kept me here, Thanks for you support and madness.

One more thing, I am still Mr nice guy....looool what did you say I don't think so? and I didn't move to OHIO, but i've visited there. Which Salaan did you read? the one that I 've posted the nomination section? the one I said Salaan kasoo go'day Kasha iyo laabta,,,,,,,,,,,,,looool. every time i read that posting, it cracks me up. Coz it sounds like one of those letter that you receive from back home.......as you can see i got pretty excited and typed a long letter sorry.

till next time keep it real and peace!!!!!!!!!

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Lady Jane

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 01:12 pm
Asalamu caleykum wa raxmatullahi wa barkatu!

To Anas:

Thanks for those warm words, you're really too kind.I see you've improved significantly with your skills too.I'm glad you're so confident with them finally...and anybody that tries to tell you different you know where to find me okay...all you got to do is just whistle.Hey you ought to visit the Islam page soon,there are a lot of cool people out there including yours truly.Okay so you didn't move to Ohio...so where are you now then? And salaanta aan arkey waa mida ku qoran nomination sectionka...it does sound like those letters you receive from back home.I can remember my granny's tapes used to sound like that.It was really sweet.Take care and say what's up to Amina for me,eh.

Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!

Lady Jane.

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Amina

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 06:30 am
Salams, ppl.
Anas, lol. Thanks honey, your too sweet! Manshaallah, nice to see you know your deen too bro.:)

Lady Jane sup girl!! How ya doing?? Nayaa, how could you disappear on me like that.. I lose my madness when your not arround.. lol. I really miss seeing your postings sis.(the blond jokes 2). Anyways, wlc back sweety and I'll be watching out for your name aight. Hey I'll leave you my email, you can tell me whats been keeping ya bussy :O.

My email is funky_sistuh@yahoo.co.uk chat 2 u soon.

Peace, Love and Happiness

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Anas

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 08:36 am
To Lady Jane!

My pleasure!!and thanks again. I am here to answer your question about where am I? Another planet!!!psyche lol. I am going to give you a little home work inorder to answer your question, and that is READ THE SALAANTII AAN KUU SOO QORAY, "on the Nomination section" see where did I send the greating from? that will tell you where I am. How did I sound? An instructor in college or should I should I say teacher in elementary school? giving you home work, shame on me. You know that I only have nothing but a love for you.

Amina may I use that e-mail address and send you some pictures of mind........looooooooooool just kidding. Hey but thanks again.

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Amina

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 05:20 am
Hey Anas, Your more then welcome honey mi casa es tu casa. But make sure they are you baby photos.. personaly i think all babies are cute and that everyone ovah 15 is ugly lol.

I ain't been here for a while coz this forumse ain't what it used to be like too much negative energy going arround:( ( i am kinda allergic to that). still long as your posting jokes.. i'll keep coming back for more.


Take Care of YOU:O

Peace, Love and Happiness

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