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How Impress A Man

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): How Impress A Man
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Abdi qani

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 10:40 am
Haloo my people.I wrote this caz jamal did •••• stuff.And here is how to impress a man:
1:Love him as much as he love you
2:Don't do what you know he hates
3:Make him happy when he is not
4:Make him right if he is wrong
4:Do something he wasn't expecting
6:Tell that you love him
and all that stuff
Assalamu_Allaikum aqyaarta.

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savanah

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 06:45 am
niggaz aint pleasing no man in this they all lowlife idoit don't know how to treat girl no get me wrong aint chat self. i'm chat all girlz out here in london out of london complain about what u guyz do to are girlz u lot don't either have bit respect all you lot do diss them 24/7 guyz louder them thing there and have respect for are girlz. guyz please idoit to wrote after me cause
i know u lot gonna chat foolish.
only the real man can reply to this message of mind all best

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savanah

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 06:46 am
niggaz aint pleasing no man in this country. they all lowlife idoit don't know how to treat girl no get me wrong aint chat self. i'm chat all girlz out here in london out of london complain about what u guyz do to are girlz u lot don't either have bit respect all you lot do diss them 24/7 guyz louder them thing there and have respect for are girlz. guyz please idoit to wrote after me cause
i know u lot gonna chat foolish.
only the real man can reply to this message of mind all best

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:47 pm
hi u'all

i just wanna say i thought what jamal done was funny coz this is suppose 2 b a joke area and ur bein 2 serious abdigani, sorry walalo
peace out

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JULIET-00

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 05:00 am
looooooooooooooool
dat was funny. really.
like im a waste my time doing all dat ••••
fo a man i aint married to or ganna marry.
besidez itz da niggaz job to do all dat.
not da gurl's. aight. so no way a man
is worth all dat if he aint saying it to moi.

nice try abdiqani, but it aint working.
anywayz shouldnt u worry bout how to impress a gurl not a damn nigga? hello u is a man rite?
dan dont worry bout how gurlz treat niggaz...
u should worry bout how u should treat a gurl.
i'll help u out!

1) buy her expensive giftz
2) tell she is pretty all da time (but dont lie to her)
3)dont cry infront of her.....dat aint cute..
4) do speaciall thingz fo her
5) buy her flowerz everytime u c her.
6) dont tell her u luv her on your 3rd date...
dat is creepy....and a big mistake
7) dont ever ever tell her she is wrong....
agree wit her.
8) dont appear all wuzzy and whimpy in front
of her.
9) dont introduce her to your friendz...
if they finer dan u or richer...
10) dont act all thugish....dat would just
be too much
11) dont try to meet her parentz...u will
just get shot
12) dont take sh*t from her....u will just be
appearing all soft and sh*t... gurlz
dont like dat....unless they is white...
13) make her happy 24/7...if u dont...u
might as well pack yo stuff.
14) dont get her womanly thingz....dan u
just be appearing like one of her
gurlfriendz.
15) what ever u dont ever i mean ever....
MAKE fun of her cloth, makeup, shoez,hair,etc,
when she is on a date with u or anywhere wit u.
if u do.....yo a** will be thrown out before u can think "wrong joke".
16) dont tell her da kind of jokes
u tell your friendz...it may not be funny to her
and dan u will end up lookin like an ass
17)when u get into a fight, dont call her a
bitch....or else she might make u her bitch..
18)dont flirt with other gurlz when she is near
or around....letz just say u will be sorry...
19)dont lie to her.....or else
20)LAST BUT NOT LEAST.....
DONT make up thingz to get out of a date...
she will find out.....and u will be sorrier
than sorry.

now if u follow dat simple 20 rulez...u will do fine wit da ladiez...i gurantee it...

whoz dat expert?......moi

peace out

juliet


ps...
make sure u take #6 and #3 to heart if u want
the relationship to last more than 5 dayz...

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Leyla_T

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:53 am
heeeeey julliet..girlfriend i couln't say better!!! hey I guess that is way you get your Romeo huh!!??,,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..but keep the good work up you know you the girl tell them ,,G---------lol caio!!!!!!!!!

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