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Surgery******************************************************Boss

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Surgery******************************************************Boss
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Boss

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 06:18 am
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.

The first said,” I think accountants are the easiest to operate on, You open
Them up and everything in side is numbered.”

The second said,” I think the libertarians are the easiest to operate on. You
Open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

The third said,” I like to operate electricians, you open them up and every thing
inside is color-coded.”

The fourth one said,” I like to opereate lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable.”

Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; snore and you sleep alone.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 06:53 am
lol....i agree cuz lawyers are really like that....i should know cuz my dad is like that...he seems to be thinking about his cases all the time...no time for his family...ohh look at me babling and ••••(it's not becoming)anywayz lawyers be acting like they defend u in court but they are not really fighting with eact other they are buddies....

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amo

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 02:44 pm
To Boss.

Aren't the lawyer are the ones who defend a killer like O.J.Simpson? I agree with you all the way. keep the good work coming.

peace and love.

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