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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): @@@@NASTY JOKES(I'M BACK) HA@@@@
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SAMIRA@4U2NV

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:23 am
son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
mom: Shut up, we only have it once a month.

son: Mommy Mommy! why are you moaning?
mom: Shut up and keep licking.

son: Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite?
dad: Shut up and unhook my bra.

son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm?
mom: I don't know dear, ask your father.

daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
mom: You will when you're older, dear!

son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy
mom: Shut up and get in bed.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant?
mom: Of course not dear, you are only seven years old.

son: Daddy, Daddy what is incest?
dad: Shut up and suck.

son: Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex?
mom: mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad?
mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 09:03 am
u r sick samira.
r u talking from personal experience.
it was funny though

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lefty

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 09:30 am
To SAmira
Hey; You're one bad mother fucker. Why don't you just say that was my family. Get you ass hole together and bring some realjokes.

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