SAMIRA@4U2NV | Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:23 am son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! mom: Shut up, we only have it once a month. son: Mommy Mommy! why are you moaning? mom: Shut up and keep licking. son: Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite? dad: Shut up and unhook my bra. son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm? mom: I don't know dear, ask your father. daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs? mom: You will when you're older, dear! son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy mom: Shut up and get in bed. son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? mom: Of course not dear, you are only seven years old. son: Daddy, Daddy what is incest? dad: Shut up and suck. son: Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex? mom: mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble! son: Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad? mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon. |