site-wide search

SomaliNet Forums: Archives

This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either...

Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts

HERE IS THE PERFECT WOMEN WOULD SAY

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): HERE IS THE PERFECT WOMEN WOULD SAY
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Alifanax

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:03 am
1. I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my p_ssy!
4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie,, a few joints, and have my friend Amal over for a threesome!
5. God ... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
8. I'd rather watch basketball and have sex with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you soccer on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, comesee!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new shoes.
19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hangout with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the YMCA with your buddies?

Ladies if u think your the perpect women let's
hear what u have to say.

peace

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:53 am
lol@Ali
i am so nooooooooooooot perfect

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 03:48 am
I think I am the perfect wonem
I read my husbands mind, I know what's thinking.
So I just tell him:
Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't youretire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
That was a great fart! Do another one!
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya ...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:37 am
LOLOL:):)

Feel like posting? Pleaase click here for the list of current forums.