     Hanita | Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 02:14 pm
When I first heard this joke from a friend of mine, I thought it was hilarious, knocked me off my chair. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, enjoy,and I hope you find it to be hilarious too.
A manager in a big company needed to contact one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered voice on the 1st ring; "Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" the boss quickly asked. "Yes" whispered the small voice. "May I speak with him?" the man asked, feeling somewhat put-off by this delay. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered "No".
Wanting to speak with an adult, the boss asked "is your mommy home?" "yes", answered the whispered voice. "May I talk with her?" again the small child whispered "No".
"Son is there anyone there besides you?" the boss impatiently asked the child "Yes" whispered the child. "A police man". Wandering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the police man?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking with Daddy and mommy and the fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper", answered the whispered voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed voice the child whispered, "the police just landed the hello-copper!".
Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
After a muffled gigle, the young voice replied in a very low whisper, "They're looking for me!". |
| Adan | Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 10:58 am
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 11:11 am
"A hello-copper", loooooooooooool. Nice one sis, I really enjoyed it, it's nice to know that a sista can crack a joke also.
Much luv, |
| Lady Jane | Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 02:03 pm
Asalamu caleykum wa raxmatullahi wa barakatu!
To Hanita:
looooooooooooooooooooooooool!!That was soooo funny.It was deliriously funny.Okay so you accomplished your mission...I think you got us to laugh as much as you did when you first heard the joke!!Keep it up girl!
Until next time,peace,love and craziness to you all!
Lady Jane. |
| Anas | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 06:34 am
Hanita!
LoooooooooooooooooooooL that was outstanding, fantasticooooooooooo, hilarious. do it again, do it again, and I promise I shall be laughing.
tnx sis. you made laugh, take care now |
| Mursal | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 08:55 am
We don't see very many jokes like this any more,
I enjoyed it very much..thank youuuuuuuuu!!!!!! |
| sistah | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 03:11 pm
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Oh my god, this was indeed, outsanding!, you go gurl! |
| jjh | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 04:19 pm
im sorry but that was a wack joke |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:42 am
LOLOL |
