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A Parrot Calls Every Woman Sharmuuta!. Joke®

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SeDuÇeR

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 02:59 am
There was once a man who owned a Pet Shop. The only problem he had was that his only parrot would call every woman that entered the shop a Sharmuta!!! The man beat the Parrot once, twice three times...but the parrot still didn't understand!!! Finally the man threatened the parrot that he would pull its feathers out if it insulted any of the other customers.
The parrot was quiet for countless days until this day came.A blond woman walked into the shop and asked to buy the parrot!!
Woman: What does this parrot do?? She asked the man?
Man: Well , if you raise your right hand , he speaks English , if you raise your left hand he speaks Swahili. if you raise your right foot, he will speak Arabic!!!!
Woman: What happens if I raise both of my feet???
Parrot: The parrot started pulling its feathers out , saying ..Sharmuta sharmuta!!! I told you she was a Sharmuta!!

A Joke for the Joke viewers, since this place lately is full of crap(LONDONERS&SEATEC)! Life can B a Real Trip!
Where we begin, where we are now and where we end up. Does really Matter?

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l

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 05:50 am
man it was blazing .
4 real keep up the funny shhhhhhhhhh

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Anas

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:57 am
Hey Seducer! that was quite impressive, and very funny keep up the good work bro. I enjoyed big time Looooooooooooooooooool

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:45 am
LOLOLOLOLO:):):):)

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