     Jamjas | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 12:47 pm
Hey, it's me Jamjas.....I be tellin' u, on a regular basis, some adult jokes. Those of u who are easly offended don't read them plz.
Have fun!!!
Peace. |
| Jamjas | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 01:35 pm
Here is the 1st joke.A man who worked for the Fire Dept. came home from work one day and told his wife, "We really have a wonderful system at the fire dept.:
'Bell 1', we all put on our coats.
'Bell 2' rings and we all slide down the pole.
'Bell 3' rings and we are on the truck ready to go.
From now on, we are going to run this house the same way.
When I say 'Bell 1' you strip naked.
'Bell 2' you jump into bed.
'Bell 3' we are going to make love all night."
The next night when he came home from work and yelled:
'Bell 1', she took off her clothes.
'Bell 2', she jumped into bed.
'Bell 3' they began to make love.
After a few minutes, she yelled 'Bell 4'.
He said, "What the hell is 'Bell 4'?"
"MORE HOSE" she responded, "YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE." |
| Wu | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 11:34 pm
That's the point were women think we got MORE HOSE somewhere in back, but nothing left in the storage. That's why I'm drinking Milk every night...HAHAHA........LoLlllll keep it up bro. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 04:42 pm
U FUNNY AS HELL
SOME MEN HAVE BIGGER
HOSE
THINK ABOUT THAT? |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:59 am
LLOOOOOOOOOLL |
| Jamjas | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:45 am
Here's another one...
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?" The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!" |
