joker | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 01:13 pm One day after coming home from work a guy hears a voice in his head. The voice says,"Quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Vegas." He is curious but decides to ignore it. The next day he hears the voice again say,"Quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Vegas." The voice is beginning to annoy him now, but he still ignores it. The next day the same thing happens, but this time he succombs. The guy quits his job, sells his house, and flies to Vegas. When he gets there the voice says,"Now go to a casino." The guy hails a cab and heads for the largest casino there. He gets out of the cab and the voice,"Cash in the money for chips and head for a roulette table." He does as he's told and when he gets to the table tha voice says,"Put it all on 21." Nervously he does so and the voice says,"now watch." He watches the wheel spin and spin, and when it stops he hears,"17." And then the voice says,"F*CK." |