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LOVE EXPERT

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): LOVE EXPERT
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SWEETLADY

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 05:01 pm
Salaamo Aleykum brothers and sisters.

I decided to be a love expert and try to give out my opinions and you guys can do the same thing if you wish. I just want us to exchange information the cleanest way that we can and I want us to be confortable about love and all that comes along with.

So if anyone have any problems or is willing to ask a question, please do so and I promise to asnwer it with my best ability. I am a lady who really things that she knows enough about love and one thing I enjoy doing is giving out advices and most of them work. I also like to see what is happening to our soceity and how fast it is altering our lifestyle.

SO PLEASE POST ANYTHING YOU WISH,


NEGATIVE MESSAGES MAKE ME sad SO Keep it real.

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Wu

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 11:17 pm
Hi Sweety!
I met this Girl from school. First, when I saw her I was afraid to meet her, when I met her I was afraid to hug her, when I hugged her I was afraid to love her, now I love her and I'm afraid to lose her! What Should I do to Keep Her, and I'm not ready for Marriage!.

S/ waiting to exhale. Thnx

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sweetlady

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 08:16 am
TO WU,
Don't be afraid of loosing her because you had been afraid of hugging and meeting her which happened nicely. If you are not ready for merriage, then you tell her how much you love her and how much you don't want her to be away from you eternity. When you are ready for merriage you let her know and in the meantime talk about where you guys are heading and try to know the patterns that are leading to your goals. Be close to her and treat her like you would treat your wife and be there for her as much as you love her. Once she sees that she is loved and cared for, she would wait and be by your side dear. One thing about women is if they are not getting what they want, they will look around so don't let that happen.


sincerely
sweetlady

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IRONMAN

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 08:34 am
SWEETLADY BECUZ OF YOUR EXPERTISM IN LOVE I WANNA KNOW "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION IN TIMES OF HAVING SEX?

DO THAT FOR ME BABY!

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SWEETLADY

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 08:40 am
TO IRONMAN

I can't answer that because my title is not related to that.

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Kulmiye

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 10:53 am
How do i know that someone is in love with you when you realy love them?

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Wu

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 11:03 am
SWEETY! I really appreciated ur luv work. thnx
Much Happiness and Respect to all.

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Anonymous

Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 12:32 pm
I met this fine chick at the begining of the semester. we meet once in a while around the libarary and the hallways of the school. We know each other a little, and I know she likes me, but keep postponing our first date which I can't wait. I don't want to fall in love with someone I don't know. what should I do?

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straight girl

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:09 pm
Hi sweetlady,

I have this huge problem. I am seeing this guy and he is nice and everything. Something about him isn't right you know what I mean. Every time I see him with his home boys he acts like he is all that. Every time we go out and we see men, I make a comment like "Look at him , he is cute", he actually agrees with me. I'm beginning to think that he likes men. I don't know what to do. Please help me my boyfriend is gay.

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straight girl

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:09 pm
Hi sweetlady,

I have this huge problem. I am seeing this guy and he is nice and everything. Something about him isn't right you know what I mean. Every time I see him with his home boys he acts like he is all that. Every time we go out and we see men, I make a comment like "Look at him , he is cute", he actually agrees with me. I'm beginning to think that he likes men. I don't know what to do. Please help me my boyfriend is gay.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:35 pm
i am married and in love, but i found out she is seeing some one and i have proof that they were intimate. i really love her i can not imagine life without her. and i can not life with her and have kids with her, knowing what i know.
i do not know what to do

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concerned

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 03:40 pm
where are you sweetlady? we are debating if should fire you and find another dok. or give you the last chance for you to show up, and continue the job that you have to volunteered in the first place.

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concerned

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 03:41 pm
where are you sweetlady? we are debating if we should fire you and find another dok. or give you the last chance for you to show up, and continue the job that you have volunteered in the first place.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:53 am
Hi guys
can you help me with this: i am in love with my second cousin and can't imagine my life with out him. but some some times i feel he is one of my family and i should stop this but i can,t help my self loving him;what can i do
bro and sis pleace help

sara

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FOOTBALLPLAYER

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 05:23 am
TO THE ANONYMOUS WHO LOVES HER CUISEN, ALL I GOT TO SAY IS GIVE WHAT UR HEART WANTS, IF IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THEN TRY TO CHANGE PLANNES

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Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:54 am
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TERMS9999

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:41 pm
SweetLady sis i've also got a problem but it seems like your not answering other pples problemms and your too busy wazz upp sis your being lazy on the job lol later sis i'll write my problem down as soon as u get time

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SWEETLADY

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 11:44 am
TO : KULMIYE
WELL EVERYONES DIFFERENT IN THERE OWN WAY !
AND ALSO EXPRESS THERE FEELINGS IN DIFFERENT WAYS. YOU SAY THAT YOU IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON,SO IF I WAS YOU I WOULD TALK YOU THIS PERSON , NOT EXACTLY TELLING THEM YOUR IN LOVE , JUST ASK HIM OR HER HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU.
YOU NEED TO DO THIS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW!

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amaal

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:56 am
hi every body
i will like to asking you 1quatian
if same one love anather one before but that love it didnot work and feel vary badly that person do
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love same oneelse agan?

thanks

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bro

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 05:20 pm
Im a guy with lots of love to give, but don't often see or meet somalian females. shall I give it to non somalian females who are constantly trying to take it away or should I just hold it till I meet one of our queens.

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yasmiin

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:45 am
hi bro
ireded what you writed iwill like to say keebed
anteel you see somaalian queens.
even me.

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