     AKA SOMALIGUY | Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 08:03 pm
A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500, and she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT"
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found our that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill
it, please don't blame the land lord. Thank you. |
| somaligril | Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 01:30 pm
yo G that was funny, you crack me up
keep up da good work
peace,right some more. |
| Anas | Monday, February 12, 2001 - 05:01 am
Hey Sahal! welcome back bro. that was good one very funny. Keep it bro. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 09:04 am
I am still laughing////keep it up bor.
To all the joke lovers:
lets turn this page around, it has gotten out of hand. We need jokes. |
| MUNA | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 02:23 pm
HEY SAHAL,
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BABY THAT WAS FUNNY.
YOU CRACK ME ALL THE TIME.
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT |
| Amina | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 05:37 am
Sahaal sup dude, welcome back..
That joke was tooo funyyy akhi (hey stop laughing at my accent.. i can see u lol!!) please keep them coming!!!
Peace, Love and Happiness |
| waxlagu soo celiya necbe | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:03 am
sahal came up something deferent you told us 1000 times plz don't run out idea we are not in person lisening something over and over it's not funny anymore |
