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QABIILKEE UGU NAAGU XUN****

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): QABIILKEE UGU NAAGU XUN****
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MANAXE

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 09:07 am
ANIGA WAXAY ILA TAHAY NAAGAHA UGU QAABDARO IYO FALFALXUMO BADAN AY YIHIIN UNA DHASHEEN MAJEERTEEN. WAXAY SAMEEYAANA SHARMUUTOOYINKA ADUUNKA MA SAMEEYAAN. SIDA MARKAY MAHBAROOBEEN OO ITOOBIYA U CARAREEN SARAAKIISHA ITOOBIYAANKA LAGU MARTI GALIN JIRAY. XAQIIQDII WAA QISOOYIN DHAB AH .

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Mursal

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 10:36 am
Lama caayo haweenka Somaliyeed qabiil kasta ooy ay ka dhasheenba. "Habluhu waa walaalahaa, haweenku sida hooyadaa" ma maqal miyaa nacas yahow.

Teeda kale, halkaan waxaa loogu tala galay inaad ku soo qorto wax qosol leh. Akhri cinwaanka intaadan billabibn inaad wax ku qorto.

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SeaTac-Ryder

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 03:07 pm
MURSAL TELL HIM LIKE THE WAY IT IS BROTHA NEVER DISS OUR SOMALIA LADIEZ NO MATTA WHAT TRIBE THEY ARE.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 02:30 am
Manaxe inaad qof dhiman tahay oo aad caqli yar tahay, qabiilkii soomaali baabi'iyey baad wali wadaa.

Waxa soomaaliya dumarka kufsada, ragga laaya inta soo harteyna qixiya waa adigoo kale, weey kuu suuto gali la'dahay mooyee.

Soomaali haddeey adigoo kale ka marnaan laheyd heerkaan ma ey soo gaarteen.

Gabdhaheena soomaaliyeed waa gabdhaha addunka ugu qiimo badan, ugu nadaafad iyo dhowrsanaan badan.
In yaroo dhuntey mooyaane. Ummad kastana weey leedahay dad xun. rag iyo dumarba. Intaas yaroo haloowdeyna qabiil qaas ah kama eyan dhalanin, ee soomaali beey ka dhasheen. Qabiileey doonaan beey noqon karaan.

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LIAR LIAR

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 12:10 am
GET YOU SOME MJ PUSSY NEGRO

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liqa liqe

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 11:46 am
manaxe walaal hadii aan runta kuu sheego naagaha soomali ugu fool xun oo u qaabdaran waxay udhasheen oo ay kala yihiin 1-waa tii ku dhashay 2- waa tii kula dhalatay 3- iyo waliba tii dhashay hooyadaa oo ah ayaydaa 4-tan aad qabtid ama aad qabi doontid 5-tan aad dhashay ama aad dhali doontid iyo walib abkaa iyo isirkaaba nacalaa ku dhalay

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kabaweyne

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 04:18 pm
waar wax iskufala oo xishooda allah idin ao'od

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TQ

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 07:58 pm
manaxe!
aad iyo aad ayaan uga xumahay in aad wax aad qorta
waaysay,in qof wayn meel la soo shirtago,oow waliba u gafo gabdho soomaliyeed sharaftooda
waa wax aan loo dulqaadan karin,laakiin wax ayaan
ku dhihi lahaay laakiin uma qalantid.hadii aad is
leedahay waa majeerten ma ihi oo waxaan ahay hawiye mana laga yaabo inaan qof somali ah qabiilkisa caayo ama aan ku riixo sabab qabiileed
marka hadii aad dad magaalo aad isla joogtaan is
nacdeen pealse ha u gafin reer dhan shiiq iyo shariif leh xusuus noow in lees xisaabin dono.
marka hadaad waxba haynin naga faa'ideeyso anaga
waxii aan meesha ku qorno.
peace to my ppl
TQ

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m,su, ama haabaan

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 08:33 pm
marka hore ninka layiraahdo ma,naxe afka soomaaliga ah aad ayaad ugu dheeshay teeda kale marka aan fiiriyey caqligaaga iyo murtidaada wax aad iila ekaatay nin caqligu uga jiro futada oo aan wax na isku dhaami karin ee walaal hadii hoyadaa ama walaashaa lagu marti qaaday xabasho dadka oo dhan walala hood iyo hooyooyin kood laguma marti qaadin ee awoowgaa iyo isirkaaba lagub doofaaryahow dhakada dheer. qaniis yahow balaqyada wayn oo dabada laga fuulo waan naqaanaa adoo kale waxaad tahay kuwa fasaliinta dabada loo mariyo oo bidixda ka laafyooda marka waxaad ka xun tahay gabdhaha soomaliyeed oo loo tagayo ee is cadee oo banaanka isku soo saar adna waad helin wax ku cuna hadii aad ubaahan tahay look for>>>MJ<<< ...... they will set u ass to stright u need so badly this to ma,naxe from all mj in the world,,,,,,,,,

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burco

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 02:33 am
this guy needz help...brother ger this straight...which eva country in da world there is good/bad lookin ppl..wha eva tribe yu are there is good/bad lookin ppl...
all i know is dat (arab)girlz are da best...

peace out

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daarood

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 05:23 am
anigu kolay tii ku dhashay tu igala qaab daran ma aanan maqal ee wax haw dhimin dumarka iidooryahaw

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ALI MACOW

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 08:02 am
Wax iskuma tarayahow gabdhaha soomaliyeed meel ha uga dhicin mana uqalantid inaad kahadashid sideedaba mida xigta waxaan umaleynayaa in aad ku sari weydey oo aay kugu daadisay gabar udhalatey beesha aad maga caawdey marka hadii aad qadaneysid (waano) meesha kakac oo isjilci si aay gabdhaha quruxda badan ee soomaaliyeed kuu gala sheekeystaan hadii aad dooneysid in lagu siiyo casharo sida loo soo jiito gabdhaheyna ila soo xiriir bilaash baana kugu soo gudbinayaa kabaxay (WAX ISKUMA TARE)

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amiin

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:56 am
you sound like a donkey i am tolking to you manaxe dont attack a somali women.
my be you are not somalian.
or you bonn sex without marige.
thats why you attack pland peaple
stop that before you get kill.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 02:02 am
-manaxe uma qalantide magacagu "XAAR"
-hooya somaliyed kuma dhalin "DAMEER" baa ku dhashay, Waxaana aad kasamaysantahay SHAHWO KALAB, Intaas wax kafiicanna uma qalantid
good luck Mr. XAAR IBNU KALAB!

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boobsiiye

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 02:09 am
manaxe...
waryaa waxaad ku jirtaa kuwii bisinka aan loo qaban markii odayga iyo habartu isku tegaayeen baan u malaynayaa ee isku day inaad dib isu xalaalayso....

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MANAXDO

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:29 am
MANAXE HOOYADAA IYO TII LAGAA SOO HOOSQAADAYBA DAKADA KA WAS, NACALADI KUKORTAY ILAAHBAAN KUU BARYAYE! I KNOW THAT YOU'R JEALOUS OF MAJEERTEEN GIRLS, AND I KNOW THAT YOU PRAY FOR THEM TO BE YOUR DREAM GIRLS, BUT BROTHER DIBKA ISKA GOO INTAADAN WAX QORIN, WAXAAD TAHAYBA QOORAHAA KUGU YAR. AND DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THE SOMALIAN MAJEERTEEN QUEENS!!!

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wayeel

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:04 am
Waxaan aad ugu farxsanahay minimad ay ka qateen anshax xumid caynaayo gabar soomaliyeed asagoo fikradisa na tusayo in uu qabiil la uskagoobay, wuxuu kaloo ilaawey markii cadwaga soomalida uu ku ciyaaro gabar soomaliyed ina uusan u eegayan qabiil ay cayadu dhamaan na wada fuuli.
Teed kale miyuu iloobay in qabiil uu yahay kii na dumiyey oo dawersatada naga dhigay.

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KABIIROOS

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 09:51 am
MANAXE WAA NIN AAD IYO AAD U XUN SHAYDAANA UU QAATAY. XUMAATANA U BAREERAY. LAAKIIN DADKA U JAWAABAYA WAXAAAN RABAA INAAN U SHEEGO, WALAADKIIS IYO WALAALIHIIS HA KU DANBAABINA. QALAD LAGU SAXO QALAD KALE HANA NOQONINA ISMA DHAANTO IYO DHASHEEDA. WAAN OGSOON NAHAY IN XANAAQ IDINKA KEENAAYO LAAKIIN WALAADKIIS DANBI HOR LEH HA KA GALINA. MANAXE KALIYA BAAN SAAN YIRI ISAGA KALIYA KA LOO JAWAABO.

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Sweet~princess

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:51 am
KABIROOS i agree with u bro!

This is the thought of 1 very narrow minded, culturally deprived person, need i say more?

Lets NOT insult 1 another.

He wanted this to happen.

We are all the same religion

WE SHOULD ALL LOVE 1 ANOTHER!!

MANAXE: There are ugly ppl in every tribe
in every ppl's of every society. I needn't say that u have a very ugly side to u! An ugly attitude won't get u anywhere! Please don't bring ur ugly side on the net cos no body wants to know!

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 05:22 pm
MANAXE WAX MA WASE.AFKAAGA SHUBAN IYO KAADI LAGU QABEY. MAJEERTEEN AMBA WAAN NECBAHAY LAAKIIN DUMARKOODA WAXBA KAMA SHEEGO NAAG WAA NAAG JAAHIL YAHOW.

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Alkaboon

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 12:24 pm
TO,Manaxe Maangaab iyo inta ujiibisay.
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Markahore shaqsiyad ma lihid Marka xiga waad danqatay oo waad kanaxdaa markaad maqasho ummada aad kahadashay, meherad iimaan iyo akhlaaqna midna malihid, fullayna waad tahay, wax kale oo aan ku iraahdo ma aqaan wax bayahay.

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kanixiye

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 07:27 pm
ku socota: manaxe
su aal maraka ugu haraysa manixe waxaad sheegtaa qabiilkaaga waxaan hubaa in aadan kadhalan qabiil lasheegan karo markaan hadalkaaga qiimeeyo waxaad tahay ciyaal oorfanihii dawladii siyaad bare soo korisay marka xiga hooyadaa ayaa been kuu sheegtay oo waxay kugu tiri majeerteen ayaa igarciyay oo ugu kaa inkiray laakiin ciyaal oorfanaha waxaa dhalay adoontii askarta ahayed
waxaa soomalidu ku maahmaahdaa hal xaaraana nirig xalaala madhasho marka nin xaaraan ku dhashay hadalkiis kuma xuma hadalkaagu bye bye
mothafucker.

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SEATTLEGIRL

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:52 pm
SEATAC
........BRO ..WELL SPOKEN BRO...GOOD JOB...I THOUGH U WOULD SAY SOMETHING ..TO GET EVEN WITH SEATTLE GIRLS AFTER THEY NAMED ALL OF YA IN THE NET U KNOW WHAT I MEAN....BUT I THINK UR THE MAN PEACE SEE YA

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 09:54 pm
Manaxe qof caqli badan maaha, laakiin waxaa ka sii daran dadka u jawaabaya. Waa intuu rabay "attention seeker" markaa qof kaasoo kale waa la dafiraa hadalkiisana waxba lagama soo qaado. Midda kale idunkuba hooyooyin baa leedihiine hooyidii faraha ka qaada.
Waxaa leedihiin dumarka soomaalida lama aflagaadeeyo haddana hooyo soomaaliyeed oo tusbax meel sidataad waxka sheegaysaan isla yaaba.
Manaxe waa doqon ha ku dayanina.

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Mursal

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:50 am
The good side aabout manaxe's posting is that we are all united for the first time in many many years, but why can't we do the same when it comes to our country?.

I'm just Sooo happy to see the unity shown here.
let's keep it up folks in other areas as well.
thank you and God bless you all/

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MJ GIRL

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 03:10 pm
LETS FACE IT YA'LL, MANAXE HAS A VERY VERY GOOD POINT. MY FAMILY TOLD ME I HAD TO MARRY ONE OF MY MJ PEOPLE. HOWEVER, I GO OUT WITH OTHER TRIBES I PLAY WITH THEM LIKE A BALL, BUT I ALWAYS HAVE IN MY MIND THAT MY FUTURE HUSBAND WILL BE MJ. AND THATS THE ONLY PERSON THAT WOULD TREAT ME GOOD AS MY FAMILY SAID...MJ+MJ=MJ
PEACE YA'LL
AND NO HARD FEELING TO ALL TRIBES I LOVE YA'LL BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY TRIBE "MJ"PEOPLE FOR EVER

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Anonymous

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 06:14 pm
ITS ALL ABOUT OGADEN GIRLS! NO HARD FEELINGS BUT OGADEN GIRLS ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAN GIRLS. ON THE OTHER HAND OUR TRIBE IS STRONG! PLEASE DONT REPLY IF UR A HATER!
OGADEN NUBIAN QUEENS

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Cabdalla

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:01 pm
War Ilaah halaga cabsado oo caytinta halayska joojiyo, teeda kale hooyooyinka halaga xishoodo.
Qof waliba wax xun sheega ama qora Ulaah weydiiso dambi dhaaf ina laaha qafuuru raxiim.
Wasalaam

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