     Anonymous (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
First of all i'd like to excuse myself from those who will be offended by the coarse language that i have used on my posting, but i guarentee you a laugh after all.
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to
them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a
sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well,
that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough
water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies,
"Then I definitely shit my pants."
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced " Please prepare for a crash landing ".
The first lady put on all her jewelry . Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions.
The first lady replied, well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first.
The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. Why are you doing that the other
ladies questioned, well when they come to rescue us they will see my great tits and will take me first. |
