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Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 06:30 am Hey this is a true story. Believe Dat' I was at Burgerking trying get something to eat right and there was big line in front of me your know how what iam tolking about . to make long story shorter there was this somelian dude with damn yellow long pants already looking funny in public places wanted to get some food too. so he step to the clerk and here go nigga don't know how to say a word of english and his on front line of the burgerking BBBB the clerk asked him how u doing? he go like eat she smile said nothing then she goes like how can i help u and he says coke with snow try say coke with ice the n every body started loughing ofcourse including me HHHHH then she said sorry I don't realy know what to tell. I am just finding hard to understand you but i will call the manager on duty. so here come an old black wamen about 325 bounds and here skiny crack head looking somalian. the black wamen said what is the deal dog and he responds no no dog Me Beef me muslim continous .......next week
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Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:13 am Yow Shellman! That was some funny as hell yo, shuuuuuut I am still laughing here. aint that some shhhhhhiiiiiiit. I know it is painfull, but we all being in that situation one way or the other. So it my turn to laugh. I hope he will his day too Take care bro
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Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:48 am I didn't get it, what is so funny about not knowing english?. learn how to do spell check first before criticizing others, you low life moron.
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Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 02:28 pm YOU RIGHT MURSAL. JUST BECAUSE HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, DOESN'T MEAN HE IS FUNNY. YOU SOUND LIKE ONE OF THE FLIGHT 13 TOO BRO. GET SOME OTHER STORIES WHICH ARE FUNNY.
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Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 11:39 pm ahahahah.. I can't stop laughing man! That's was funny tale .ahhahah..still laughing my ass off.... keep it Up ShellMan
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Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:03 am what kind of fucked up story was that....i swear it was'nt even a little funny, how pathetic,i'm not hating on you...i just dont think it was funny,ok.......bye
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Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:47 pm Mannn that was so fucking boring how the hell do u make fun of someone just cuz they can't speak english. i meann were all somalians and were all learning if we start making fun of ourselfs who won't. i really think u should go back and learnn better jokes not that am being mean or anything but get a life and leave the poor somalians who can't write like mee a chance just don't make fun of US LOL PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 05:16 am I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY U SHOULD COME WITH UP IDAE OF CRITICING YOUR OWN BRO. WE'RE NOT ENGLISH AND WE OUR NOT PROUD TO SPEAK ENGLISH AS FAR AS I M CONCERN SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUNN OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE. MALIK LONDONERS
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Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 12:05 pm TO Shelman. warninayahoow mawaxaa ku hadashaa waysay . Adiguba mar baad isaga kadar need Xoolayahoow an barajada laheen adiga is fiiri intaadan ruux kale kahadlin lolol
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Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:55 am Why are you making fun of your fellow Somali? I have to admit that was funny when he asked for coke and snow but I mean u could of helped a brother out instead of laughing at him, that was mean. You should be ashamed of yourself whatever ever happened to Somalis helping each other out??? Oh yeah that's a northern thing -lol-
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Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:02 pm Yow that waz funny. hahhahaha damn yow that skinny ass fool. damn if i had a gun i would shoot his uneducated ass, that mother fucker. but yow when you say the about not being a dog but a beef was funny hahahhahaha. now that was the nice me this is the mean me PEACE THE OUT.
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Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 10:53 pm YO SHELLMAN MY NIGGA THAT WAS FUNNY DOWG... FOR REALZ HEY POST ONOTHER JOKE LIKE THAT NIGGA.. HEY IS THAT SHITT HAPPENED FOR REAL IN WICH STATE. THOUGH HOLLA BACK.. you still got me cracking up here nigga. ain't that shitt huh...)
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Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:16 am first things first that was funny. another thing, why is everyone acting like it's the worst thing to talk english, you gotta talk the language if you wanna be able to communicate. Thats besides the point, i work at Mc Donald's and man i come across situations like this all the time. One time i'm on cash and a somali women comes and asks for white water...........lol i gave her water. Another time i was at the back, this old somali man comes up, and he asks the girl on cash for some (note the way he says it) ABBLE CHOOSE ORANCHE CHOOSE. so littl 15 year old white blond doesn't understand, so they call me to help. The lady tells me to bounce...............she knows english........how rude
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Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 07:22 am Mcdonald girl.....damn u got burn there by da women---she said bounce lol@u idiot--u deserve dat by workin at such cheap place like mcdonald shelman--lol bitch ur da kind of niggaz dat act fake when u around somalin niggaz dat need help wit their english. see no one waz born wit english and we all satarted learnin after we kicked ya'll from somalia..us hawiya--i'm one proud of hawiya---close dat case---so nigga i admit it waz funny but stop actin fake and help if one no english moran is near u. peace out
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Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:52 am get a life hawiyeboy, and take ure stupid qabiil somewhere else. most people come here to read funny stories, but not some qabiiltalk. peace,
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Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 06:15 pm to Hawiya young nigga i realy don't know what to tell you but you need to take dat that howiye shitt to some where else. as far as i concern all somalians are brothers and sister. and personaly i love all human being period. people is the key word in my world. on the otherhand i understand your an early retired soldier and you have no place in this " educated society" so please look for help. oooo I know may be we can help you to figure out a way for you to commit suicide. yeah suicide . dog do you what this web page is for. do understand english well or you just got cought up in a very fast going society. whatever the case is pls do me favor next you think about writting some thing like this just eat a fat dick B4 you write.
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