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Looking 4 Extre-e-mely HUNDSOME Guyz!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Looking 4 Extre-e-mely HUNDSOME Guyz!!!!!
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NowNLater

Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 12:37 pm
Hey wellcome if u don't belong hear , sorry i don't wanna remind u again , if u know u are ( Extremly) and i mean extremelly handsome , then please i'd like to get incontact wich'u ,
Hey no offence Ok, but if u know u are lets say,
6 and above,
cool outstanding fetures,
nice body LOL
don't make me go on Ok what am trying to say is if u have been getting alot of comments/ attention from the public then u may fit into this category otherwise every Tom, Dick, and Harry would consider himself CUTE , But anywayz Holla.
leave yo email add.
Oh by the way im tall, light skinned, 5/9
120 lbs, a college graduate, 21 and just wanna settle down with a Mr . Right so do not get me wrong and dont go allllll postal on me Aight!!
Chill out . But if u qualify u are wellcome.

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HONEYZ

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 05:13 am
IF U ARE LOOKING FOR A HANDSOME MENN AND I REALY REALY MEAN HANDSOME TAKE A UNFORGETABLE TRIP TO UXBRIGE COLLEGE NEAR SOUTHALL I KNOW I HAD FANTASTIC TIME AND I HOPE U WILL 2
1 MORE THING HAMMERDSMITH HAS GOOD LOOKIN BOYZ IS WELL YOUR CHOICE BUT U KNOW WHAT MINE IS SO GOOD LUCK TO U SIS
STAY SEXY BOYZZZZ
BYE!!

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bro

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:11 pm
Are u 4real? U forget to write couple of things like where you live, and whether you are male or female? although i hope that you are a somalian queen.lol

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ZAK

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:17 pm
DO U KNOW ANY OTHER WAY WE CAN CONTACT EACH OTHER, OTHER THAN LEAVING HERE MY EMAIL ADDRESS.

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NowNlater

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 07:44 am
Oh u got that right im a somalian Queen??
Ok , i'll take that , and i live in the United States , age? 20 so he should be 23 and above Lol No kidding!!!!!!!

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bro

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:19 pm
leave your e-mail, and sure you will have a enough cute guyz respond to you.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 12:35 pm
obviously there is alots isues to be dealt with here "sweetheart i am sure you are pretty and all that but " com'on now how you expect some decent man to respond to you in this matter but that you
and how you post your self but as self-claimed
man i thought about you and to be honest i thought
how come a pretty girl with a collage digree have
no man-boyfriend-what so on...
come to think about you said extre-mest like what on earth were you trying to explain to us as far as my conclusion is that baby-girl.....
YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISUES THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK
INTO I WOULD BE LIEYING TO YOU IF I TOLD I LIKE BY ANYCHANCE BUT SERIOUSLY YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A THOUGHT...
i am sorry if i was being truthfull to much
but that is reality sweety....by for now:)

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SAMMIA

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 06:39 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PIMP THAT WAS SOME TRUE AND FUNNY ••••,
TRUE THAT TRUE THAT.
PEACE

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PRETY-WOMAN

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 03:44 pm
PIMP WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO THE POOR GIRL
:):)LOL LOL :):) BUT YOU ARE FAR RIGHT BROTHER
I LIKE YOUR HONEST I WISH ALL BROTHERS WERE LIKE YOU BUT TAKE IT EASY ON HER BABY..

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NowNlater

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 02:47 pm
TRue that, True that, i feel ya'll beleive or not aboowe i've been having p'ple right on my face some begging, some whinning, some pleading but the fact is none of them and i mean NONE really impress me cuz for some reason they just dont seem the right type for me that's why i kinda jeopardized my precious reputation to put up a " flyer" like some cheap RENTAL apartment but HEY
Somalian brothas,": ya'll are cool and i love ya'll for that but i just havent met the prettiest face in a somalian guy , i go to the movies and i can't help it but fall in love with them "movie stars" e.g Brad Pit, Tom Cruise, jhonny Depp and PLeaseee come on dont' tell me ya'll dont do the same when ya'll see Julia Roberts , etc so maybe
Looks DO COUNT on my book so all im asking for is a lil, Good-looking-Cute brotha, Aint too much 2 ask
Peaceeeeeeeeeeee

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sweet-sista

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:46 pm
i hate to say this but,out of all people
i agree with Mr PIMP man you make a good point
but i agree with prety-woman too PIMP man take it
easy on as we are your sisters too brother
you seem like a smart brother be nice to as
PIMP
much love to you
brother... no comment for the girl who post this.

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bro

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 07:52 am
Oh yeah Johnny Depp, how funny! cuz of many times I thought about somalian girls will not ever find this guy an attractive. He represents and share with me many characteristics, although he is white and married to a french model. yeah I also dream about meeting Julia, and I am sure when that happens we will hit it off right away.

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NowNlater

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:04 pm
Cool bro so i see everyone has a fantasy of their own and there's nothing wrong with that so till I find my mr. right i'll keep looking but for now i aint got none so don't blame a sister for expressing herself.

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bro

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:39 pm
I happen to be still in the C'lab, and wanna take a moment to give you a feedback. I'm sorry sistar if you took it dat way. I'm not blaming you of anything. I meant to say dat it is awesome to see a somalian sista who knows what she wants. In the meantime, don't look any further, you may be talking to wit Mr.^@^@.

bye,

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Platinum Player

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 07:53 am
How ya doing NowNLater? Im Ok N fine.
I see you attracted 'Bad Boys' I assume you was not played yet!You are one Nut chick. Well, Im handsome, charming, and Most of all Freak! but Not extremly as you mentoined.
If you slim,fine, and working with something(nice azz)comon kick it with me ya never know what could happen between 2of us who have much Fun Desire to. What kinda picture ya want me 2 send to ya? A naked or normal 1? Im just kidding.
btw, I dont like NowNLaters candy, I prefer KITKAT N SUGAR BABY.

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NowNlater

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 09:17 am
Well well well, should i call u player, or platnum? anyway that was very sweet and considerate of u. U right i do have a thing for bad boyz maybe their hard-core , tough kinda personality really turns me on. On the other hand i like nice, down to earth social guys with good sence of humor and understanding , someone i can relate to, laugh with go places with . By the way im a big kid so i play playing around sooooo much
and i like guyz who don't see that as a problem
so see ya and thanx 4 posting.
i can be kitkat or hershey's kisses!!!!!!

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NowNlater

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 09:28 am
oooooooops that was a mistake .
i meant i like playing alot. Not i play playing,
wouldn't make much sence now .would it?
But any ways i have never been played in my entire life . i have to confess one thing to ya'll im only 20 and have had a couple of boyfriends But everytime i decide to breakup with them, it's like a nightmare to them or something b'coz they never seem to get over it. They keep calling and writting and pleading till i just think of living the whole country for them . It's like they never get enough of me LOL
Wich i don't see a problem with but hallo c'ommon if someone decides they don't wanna spend their time with u anymore, u gotta learn to let it GO,. Forget and move on which apparentlly they have failed to come to terms with and that makes me hate them even more.

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chicMagnet

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 02:02 pm
so you consider yourself a real static huh...I know we may never meet in real live, but I wonder what you would have done when you come around into my world. The only Som-chicMagnet that every female, old and young, from W.E.N.S, B.W.G.Y.etc wants to be his other significant. Thanks to god for having very sweet and understanding girl.

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NowNlater

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 07:17 am
Ok chic-magnet wait a minute , u must obviouslly be extremly handsome to get this kind of attention . do u consider yourself so ?
if YES is yo' answer , Holla coz u may be the one im looking for LOL
No Sh&^&>>>

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Platinum Player

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 09:55 am
Dear Hard-Core_Heart-Breaker: Platinum Plya. 'll do just fine. As long as you don't call me a Boy, neither Goerge. Abviously, you put a good show for your B-friends then gave the couple a 1000 reasons why things could never work out, U sound like Everything in your life has to be in Picture-Perfect order, including 'Me'...Oh no no..In that case U can meet me on the Land of Dreams! lol....

Last week, I dreamt 2 nights in row that some Yellow-Bone Chick was trying 2 hug me N kiss me, but I was keep pushing her away, I couldn't saw her face, and keep wondering who it could B! Its just a dream or a Sign? Uuum.
On the other hand, why dont U put down your Arrows N Bow then take my hand and show me this world of yours! I' ll survive....lol

By the way, My last Girl-friend left me with Another Woman..........With her Moma Though...... LOL.... I gotcha.....hahaha

U sound like Starving.......Holla.Holla.uhh..ooh

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NowNlater

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 05:03 am
wooooooow that was SMOOTH Platinum.
Sorry to hear about yo' girlfriend and her mama.
Here's a similar story back in high school i fell in love with this guy , well apparentlly ( we) fell for each other , he is extremlly georgous and finished high school way ahead of me but we were also related , he was the sweetest most humerous guy iv'e ever seen and made me always happy , so after a while he flys abroad and after such a long time returns home so evryone is happy and all so he comes home and again spends time with me and my family .
After a while he asks my mum to let him marry me wich she agrees . so im so excited and can't wait till he writes me or returns cos it was my final year in school, . But something so terrible happens , first he stops calling and writing and i know something's wrong > but didn't quite figure out so anyway i start calling my friends and letting them know about the big day , buying outfits and shopping , making plans basically.
But a friend of mine calls me and tells me the guy is getting married to another gal.
which i never imagined.
Anyway i almost became Succidal, i was so deversitated wishing he was there to see me hurting and that he would share my pain.

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nowNlater

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 05:13 am
But invain. He goes right ahead marrying her and im here going crazy trying everything possible to stop him, but i failed to directlly get intouch with him so anyway after all these years of trying to forget about him, out of no he calls me and starts appologising and telling me how things didn't work b'tween them and that they broke up HHHHHmmmmmm so? what am i supposed to do
Throw a party and celebrate??
first i hang up on him , but he keeps calling and calling and calling and i don;t even know how the heck he got my number after all these years , the thing is i moved on with my life i flew to another country myself and i don't need to be put thru' another tormenting time. i had enough pain already . he has a kid with her even tho' they broke up and i don't know how to trust a man with a kid.

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Platinum Player

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 08:42 am
Hi NowNLater!
Honestly, I'm very sorry that U have suffered and when through a lot of pain. He has been hurtful and simply careless....Obviuosly, U gave him your heart fo'eva, unfortunately marreid to another women..That's a tragedy.
You know what:" What goes around comes around". What he had done to U, probably happened to him( the Wife broke his heart too... Guessing!).
Going back to him! Abviuosly U have failed miserably in the past . But the decision is yours.

Sadly, the prospect of your story I believe U should celebrate, coz it seems your prayers had been answered. It was not wise of U that u wish him a bad luck, which is natural reaction. As matter of fact, overall, the situation u was in the majority of people would done the same thing.

By now, I know U afraid of being hurt again, and it was pretty hard 4 you to overcome it N forget about it. Since, U sound a smart person, act wisely, stop flattering N craving for Cute Faces, find some1 Sweet N Attentive.!..So u do not have to repeat the same mistake (whatever they were).

It's not strange when a Man gives a Woman all kind of Visions and take's to the edge of happiness, then unexpectedly out of the blue moon destroys them.
Growing apart N Change of Heart...... "If you cannot spend a time wit the one u Love,.......Love the one u GOT"....Sounds Familiar huh! Man Nature!!!!!!!!

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NowNlater

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 12:28 pm
Well nicelly put , indeed u are right i think i should be wise enough by now to start thinking about more capable men and one who keeps his promise than chasing cute faces . That's absolutelly right.Ooops my post should have said , Nice honest guys. Oh well it'll take me alittle more time to learn to trust again .
adios.

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Platinum Playa

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:38 am
Hi NowNLater!
All of the suddenly u changed what U have Desire ! Common Sis. .. Every1 has a different views and opinions. Well, that was mine, U are a Female I'm a Male. Get the Picture!....So, U need to b'come yourself without feeling down or fear..".Do ya Look Love wit the Eyes or Mind? .Love is In the Future..Can U smell it!...Or it's I wanna get down wit Ya.ehehe

Take Care Mama'Cita

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nownlater

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 11:31 am
I hope so , sometimes u just doubt whether there's anything called love .

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C-magnet

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:23 am
How can you have a doubt when luv is di greatest, and most powerful thing in our universe....??

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c-magnet

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:00 pm
Oh! my dear...Is this really happened to you?..I just read your story and I'm thinking will she ever trust someone again. Don't give up sis, I won't let you down.

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NowNlater

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 12:39 pm
it's easy for u to say.Thanx anywayz

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c-magnet

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:11 pm
Didn't come from my head, but my heart... I swear!

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Cmagnet

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 08:05 am
Haven't seen your sight lately, Wanna come and see wit me "blow"...it is staring by our favorite actor JDepp.

bye

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