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LAME PICK UP LINES DAT SOMALI BOYS USE!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): LAME PICK UP LINES DAT SOMALI BOYS USE!
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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 05:52 pm
5. do u have any somalian in you? want some

4. is your dad a hunter cuz u look like a fox?

3. i just got my library card can i check u out?

2. wait till i slip in to summin more naked!

1. are you a parking ticket cuz u got fyne written all over you?

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 05:52 pm
lol

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u know!!

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 02:59 am
THAT WAS FUNNY KEEP IT UP..:):)

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hotboy

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 05:51 am
hey i just gott my credit card can i check youuuu out lol

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ATKNNNB

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 10:24 pm
yo'l guys dont have anything to say and by the way that wasn't funny u where trying to be a funny but u made u're self look ful which i think u are wht ever u're name is so........sh...the....f...up..u low live d...head..

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Susie

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:48 am
lol............................That was pretty funny, but hey you forgot the dumpest one of all and it goes something like this................."Hey, baby, your name must be CANDY, cuz you look good enough to eat"...............................................My personal fav.

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YA LOW LIFE

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 03:43 pm
I GOT ONE 4 ANONYMOUS

ur mom must b stupid?
4 havin u

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Anonymous

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 09:52 pm
that was funny but it so was not somalian coz somali pick up lines r more like:

1) naya u somalian????
2) u know quruxlow i went to school with your father
3) u know im a really rich guy and if i'll give your daddy a lot of money if u marry me!!!

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GWoff

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:40 am
Hi, I am RICH! Workes every time on somalian
girls in Oslo!

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Amina

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 06:13 am
lol that was funny.

I really find it funny when a brother comes upto you and says... Iskawaran abaayo/walaalo.
and the girl says waa nabad... and he asks ma somaaliyad bad tahay?? A good comeback to that one is:
may af soomaaligaan iska bartey but i am actualy from venues.

Somali guys crack me up... still i love yous:)

Peace, Love and Happiness

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nice-thug

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 09:12 am
the people who find that funny are stupid.

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maan

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 10:57 am
do u believe in love from first sight or should I walk by again.thats my best line

for somali girls I usually say this

naya

then the girl gets angry and says who u caalin naya am not ur fuckin wife nor g/f

I then say why!do u wanna be mine looool

it usually works

I love my somali chicks duh

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ZARA

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 02:44 am
nice one sis, some guy said to me once can I borrow 10p I said sure and when I asked why he needed it he said I wanna call you parent's and thank them for having such a pretty daughter.

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JULIET-00

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:12 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA.
DAT WAS FUNNYYYYYYY.

NOW ALL DEM GUYZ OR GALZ DAT DONT AGREE WITH IT
MUST USE SOME OF THOSE LINEZ....DAMN CHILL GUYZ
ITS FUNNY.

I GOT ONE THAT I HEAR ALL THE TIME FROM FELLAZ.

" GURL YOUR FEET MUST BE TIRED CUZ U BEEN
WALKING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY LONG"

I'D BE LIKE HUH?

AND I ALWAYZ RESPOND WITH EITHER

" R YOUR FEET TIRED BABY BOY? I DONT KNOW WHY
...CUZZ U WASNT WALKIN THROUGH MY
MIND AT ALL"
OR
"SWEET NEIVE NIGGA I WATCH FRESSH PRINCE TWO."
OR
" REALLY? NOW CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT HOW
CAN MY FEET TIRE, IF I WAS WALKIN THROUGH YOUR MIND?...IT AINT DAT BIG"
OR
"UH THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO SWEEET........BUT IT WOULD HAVE
BEEN SWEETER IF U CAME UP WITH IT ALL BY YOUR SELF
YA C WILL SMITH BEAT U TO THAT ALREADY."

IT ALWAYZ DEPENDZ ON THE MOOD IM IN.

PEACE OUT.

1LUV

JULIET

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