Boss | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:27 pm Little Johnny was sitting in class doing his math problems, when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "none.", replied Johnny. "cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four ," said the teacher."but I like the way your thinking." Little Johnny said,"I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone, and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervousely, "I guess the one sucking." "No," said little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking." |