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Marriage Humor****************part # 1******************Boss

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): Marriage Humor****************part # 1******************Boss
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Boss

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 05:15 am
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ”Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “I am, I married the wrong man.”

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s.

A little boy asked his father, “ Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “ I didn’t know, son, I’m still paying for it.”

Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

There was a man who said;” I never knew what a real happiness was until I get married; then it was too late.”

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GHETTO

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 01:24 pm
TO BOSS.

THAT WAS FUNNY..KEEP IT UP..MAN.

PEACE

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amal

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 07:59 am
Boss.

That was great. keep joking!!!!

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hana

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:35 am
boss

keep shinning. That was funnnnny.

one love.

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Shellman

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 10:19 am
Boss I got to admit that was funny especialy where the women says to another ".. maried to the wrong man.." don't blame her some nigga'z can't do the •••• right and the funny thing is they don't believe Dat.
Hey this question is 4 U how do U get to hear all this maried jokes? Are we talking about a penrsonal experience here :)

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boss

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 04:53 pm
To shellman

Maybe and maybe not, but I am glad you enjoy reading these jokes.

peace

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