     boss | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 05:26 am
MARRIAGE HUMOR 2
There are three rings: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and suffering.
When a married man looks happy we know the reason why, but when a ten-year married man looks happy -- we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the husband speaks and the wife listens. In the second year the wife speaks and the husband listens. In the third year of marriage, they both speak and the neighbor listens.
After a quarrel, the wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied, “yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job; he still ends up with the same boss.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “wife wanted”. Next day he received two hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure either the car is new or the wife.
A perfect wife is the one who helps her husband with the dishes.
A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “ And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied,” A multi-millionaire”. |
| GHETTO | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 01:25 pm
TO BOSS.
THAT WAS THE BEST.... |
| GHETTO | Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 01:26 pm
TO BOSS.
THAT WAS THE BEST.......... |
| SO-SOLID | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 09:45 am
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THAT WAS FUNNY, MORE AIGHT. |
| Amal | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 08:01 am
Boss.
That was wonderful.....keep coming with more of those.
peace and love |
| mad-man | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:31 am
boss.
rock the boat again. That was funnnnnnny.
bless you son. |
