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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): LOVE EXPERT
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SWEETLADY

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 10:32 am
Salaamo Aleykum brothers and sisters.

I decided to be a love expert and try to give out my opinions and you guys can do the same thing if you wish. I just want us to exchange information the cleanest way that we can and I want us to be confortable about love and all that comes along with.

So if anyone have any problems or is willing to ask a question, please do so and I promise to asnwer it with my best ability. I am a lady who really things that she knows enough about love and one thing I enjoy doing is giving out advices and most of them work. I also like to see what is happening to our soceity and how fast it is altering our lifestyle.

SO PLEASE POST ANYTHING YOU WISH,


NEGATIVE MESSAGES MAKE ME sad SO Keep it real.

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Anonymous

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 11:17 am
Hi Mrs Love expert.
I have a good question for you i'e.
When the true love comes? what I mean is before or after marraiege.
Thanks

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Inluv,

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 12:24 pm
Hi sweetlady,
How do I got over with a love dat i don't want to waste. I know I'm love with this chick, and she doesn't seem to care much about me, cause of differences of many areas such religion, race, and also cultures. My heart took over my mind and I can't seem to think straight.

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Anonymous

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 07:50 pm
Dear Sweetlady,


I know I am fine so how can i get a man?

peace out
much love

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 10:25 am
sweetlady can we get together so you can teach me your lessons with no clothes on.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 02:47 pm
hi expert:

i am in love with someone,and i can't say to the person about my feelings just becouse i hate being rejected.
what should i do?

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SWEATLADY

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:43 pm
OK
TO ANONYMOSE#1
ANSWER: LOVE COMES BEFORE MARRIGE , HOW ARE YOU SUPOSED TO MARRY SOME ONE IF YOU DONT LOVE THEM , YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH THEM .
TO ILUV
ANSWER: IF THIS FEMALE DOESN'T LOVE YOU FOR THE PERSON YOU ARE , THEN YOU SHOULD FIND SOME THAT DOES , I KNOW ITS HARD TO GET OVER SOME YOU LOVE
BUT THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR MISSIN OUT ON . IF YOU STICK AROUND JUST TO GET HURT.
TO ANONYMOSE#2
ANSWER: OK IF YOUR SO FINE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND FIND A MAN , THINGS HAPPEN IN THERE OWN TIME!
AND IF YOU FIND SOME GUY YOU REALLY LIKE AND WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM , DONT USE YOUR LOOKS BUT YOUR
HEAD. DONT FAKE THE FUNK ! AND IT WILL ALL BE GOOD
IIGHT.
TO ANONYMOSE#3
ANSWER:WELL ITS A SIMPLE CHOOSE OF NOT KNOWNING HOW THE OTHER PERSON FEELS AND YOU BEING REJECTED!
GETTING REJECTED HAS HAPPENED TO EVERYONE NOW AND THEN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE THIS PERSON THEN I THING YOU SHOULD SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND TELL THEM !
IF YOU HAPPENED TO GET REJECTED THEN , YOU KNOW THAT PERSON WASN'T RIGHT FOR YOU AND WAIT FOR THAT PERSON THAT WILL FEEL THE SAME .


HOPE THE ADVICE HELPS ! AND I HOPE YOU ALL WILL TELL ME HOW YOU LIKED THE ADVICE OR DILIKED IT ?

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The man

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 06:59 am
Sweetlady/sweatlady ( I don't know which u prefer) two questions, how can one tell if one is in luuuuvvvv or just infatuated? And if someone u are infatuated with rejects u does this infatuation turn to self-loathing or real love? Peace

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Abu-Hudayfa-ibn-Ahmed-Al-Somal

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 08:39 am
asalama alaykum warahmatulahi
to love expert:According to islamic point of view, real love doesnt come before marriage;however disire is what comes before marriage. so are against islamic point view????
I have another question for u.How do u win a sister's hur(wife)?????????????

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SWEETLADY

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 10:59 am
abu_hudayfa

TRUE LOVE COMES WHEN HE TOO PEOPLE SPEND ENOUGH TIME TOGETHER OR ARE MARRIED. I KNOW THAT IS WRONG TO MESS AROUND BEFORE MERIAGE BUT TO BE HONEST MOST OF US DON'T FOLLOW THAT THESE DAY. SO LOVE CAN COME ANYTIME.

YOUR SECOND q, IN ORDER TO WIN A SISTERS HEART IS TO BE THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE WANTS YOU THE MOST AND WHEN YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO BE THERE FOR HER. BELEIVE ME, IF YOU ARE THERE AND BE NICE TO HER, SHE WILL REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU ARE WORTH.

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CILMI

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 03:45 pm
SWEETLADY
LETS JUST SAY THIS GIRL USED TO LIKE BUT SOMEHOW I DIDNT LIKE HER THEN ALTHOUGH EVEN THOUGH SHE TRYED TO TALK TO ME BUT IT DIDNT WORK OUT SOMEHOW
SO AL WE HAVE SAYED TO EACH OTHER WAS HI
KNOW I DONT EVEN SEE HER ANYMORE
KNOW AM THE ONE WHO LIKES HER
THE PROBLEM IS I DONT SEE HER ANYMORE EVEN THOUGH SHE'S AROUND WELL MY Q IS IS IT OK TO CALL A GIRL WITH HER NOT KNOWING I HAVE HER PHONE NUMBER AND WHAT SHOULD I TELL HER ...
AND I DONT KNOW IF SHE STILL LIKES ME MAN ITS BEEN MONTHS FOR THE LAST TIME I SPOKE TO HER

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JJ

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 03:50 pm
SWEETLADY, IF I AM TOO NICE AND BE THERE FOR HER ALWAYS. WHO IS GOING TO BE TOO NICE AND BEING THERE FOR ME? MY QUESTION IS HOW LONG DO I NEED TO COMPROMISE BEFORE I KNOW SHE IS WILLING TO GIVE HER SHARE. I'M NOT WILLING TO KNOCK HER DOOR FOR THREE YEARS OR EVEN THREE MONTHS. LIFE IS SHORT AND I LIKE TO SEE THE RESULTS OF MY INPUTS THE MAXIMUM TIME ALLOWED FOR SOMEONE TO LOOSE THEIR MIND.

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Anonymous

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 01:59 am
Dear sweetlady
Iam a 21years married girl and very happy in her life,eventhough my husband lives in England and me in Denmark!!I really love my man but there is one problem in my life.Here is my story: last year I met a married guy and we became close friends( we shared everything together and we spent a lot of time together and we both knew that we were married!!!).The problem was that the guy in question felt in love with me and he told me without to be shy over it and I was so shocked that I didn´t want to see him again.According to our friendship I explained to him that he has to forget everything about me cos I was so much in love with my sweet husband.The guy became very mad and he told me that he´ll never leave me alone,it scares me of course because i don´t wanna loose my mariage but on the other hand I respect this "crazy friend".I´ve to add that he even show himself up in my school, Iam very fed up from that kind of life and sometimes I regret having meet him..He got a pregnant wife, a kid and he says that he only will rest with me ....
What should I do??? I really need advices from You and the others too.
P.S:I EVEN TOLD HIM THAT IAM GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH HIS WIFE.

LOVE AND PEACE

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SOMEBODYCALL911

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 03:41 am
THE LAST ANONMOUSE LOVE IS BOWER FULL THING BELIEVE ME IT IS, IT CAN DO SOME DANGEROUSE THING AS WELL, SO SISTAH BE ALRAMED HE CAN ATTACK U AT ANY TIME AND KILL U AT ANY TIME, I SUGGEST U REPORT TO THE POLICE, TELL UR HUSBAND THAT THIS CRAZY MAN IS IN LOVE WIT YOU AND THE LAST THING I WANA SAY IS BUY UR SELF A GUN U MAY NEED IT, CAN GET GUN IN DENEMARK

PEACE AND LUV

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:17 am
to: 911
Let the expert answer the Q's.

thank you

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 10:56 am
lol Call 911 get a gun wow ..that is too deep...sister just ignore him and he will forget about u....

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TQ

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 09:34 pm
ALL OF YOU ARE CRAZY,AND FORGETHING.THIS ROOM IS
4(ILA QOSOL)NOT FOR U CRAZY STAFF.AND 4 LADY SWEET U NEED TO GO BACK TO ALLAH.YOU KNOW U GOIN'T HELL.THAS ALL I CAN SAY PPL(ALLAHU AKBAR)
BY TQ

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Honey

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 11:58 pm
Hey sweetlady.
I have a problem,I'm 19 and I going out with this guy.Everytime we met he always has to talk about sex.I don't know what to do.Should I just have sex with him or what?Please advice me.

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Jannegale

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:50 am
hi 19
Walaal dhibta aad ka cabaneysid waa mid aad tacbatey. marka haddey kula ahaato innaad siiso waxa aad sheegtay, kusii sharciga alle.
haddii kale labo khasaare ayaad lakulmeysaa 1:markuu kaa biyo ayuu kaa xiiso dhacayaa.intaas ku ekaanayo ummaddakalene wuu kuusheegayaa,oo waxuu leeyahay waa boolo ee ka qabsado.markaa waxaa halkaa kaaga niyadjabaya dhaliyaro kuu hanweynaa.2:Haddii aad sidaas ku siisana alle cadaabtiisii ayaad shaeysatay.
Wasalaamucaleyki

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Mandeeq

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:56 am
To Jannegale
Please let the expert answer the question,cos the girl in question did not wrote to U
thanx.

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Jannegale

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:57 am
hi 19
Walaal dhibta aad ka cabaneysid waa mid aad tacbatey. marka haddey kula ahaato innaad siiso waxa aad sheegtay, kusii sharciga alle.
haddii kale labo khasaare ayaad lakulmeysaa 1:markuu kaa biyo cabo ayuu kaa xiiso dhacayaa.intaas kuma ekaanayo ummaddakalene wuu kuusheegayaa,oo waxuu leeyahay waa boolo ee ka qabsado.markaa waxaa halkaa kaaga niyadjabaya dhaliyaro kuu hanweynaa.2:Haddii aad sidaas ku siisana alle cadaabtiisii ayaad shakheysatay.
Wasalaamucaleyki

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Jannegale

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:04 am
HI Mandeeq

Walaal koley weyheleysaa jawaabta expert balse waxaan kuusheegayaa in qof dhibani uu talooyin badan u baahan yahay.

Jannegale

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MANDEEQ

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:14 am
HI JANNAGALE
I GET YOUR POINTE AND I SHOULD LIKE TO ASK U THAT IF U CARE SO MUCH ABOUT OTHERS PROBLEMS WHY DON´T U BE AN EXPERT OF YOUR OWN
PEACE
A SIS

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Jannegale

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:31 am
Hi Mandeeq

Walaal waxaa layiri caqliga kaamaqan walaalkaa ayuu ku jiraa. Ee maxaad ugu diideysaa walaasheen waanadda wacan.

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Mandeeq

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:01 am
Walaal waxaan ku so jeediyeey talo ay ma ceeba miisa waa caay. Iminka I guess sheekadu aniga iyo adiiga ayeey dheex mareysa maarkaan walaashen 19 ka sarno.
Get the pointe or still keep saying rubbish!!!
luv

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TQ

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 09:46 pm
TO MANDEEQ!
GET THE •••• WHY U KEEP COMING BACK.HE SAY WHAT HE HAVE TO SAY,AND LET'S SEE WHAT SHE HAVE 2 SAY
I MEAN THE HELL WOMEN OF EXPERT.
BY TQ

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Mandeeq

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 01:03 am
THO THE WORLD´S SILLY LAD

SHUT THE •••• UP TQ NO ONE WANT TO HEAR YOUR RUBBISH.
WHO WANNA WASTE TIME WITH U SILLY & STUPID LAD.

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bro

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:27 pm
My heart is bleeding for this girl which don't even know, I told the stupid women dat i am madly in love with her, and she wouldn't give me the freaking time of the day.

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 02:25 pm
hey sweetlady i need help ok this is how it goes i love 2 guys and i don't know which one to take.

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DAAHIR

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:28 am
anonymouse you are a sick and greedy bastard, have a heart and choose wisely u damn paranoid

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Jannegale

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 01:37 am
ku Mandeeq
Gabaryahay ma carradaad cuntaa mase ciilbaa kaahayayo in qof wax loo sheego oo adigaa isu arkay innaad dhaaftey meel aad iska qabato oo daadkaa beri kulategey.walaal sidaa maaha arintu ee ha quusan heerkastoo ay kula gaartey liilaloowga iyo ila luudidaba.Qofkasta oo bani,aadama wuu sinbirixdaa,laakiin kaqoomameyn iyo isqabashaa leysku dhaafey.
Tii wax fahanto ka fii,iideysato wanaaga noqo!

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Mandeeq

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 03:04 am
Ku Jannegale
War heedhee adigaa yaa kula haystaninka TQ ku sheega ayan wada hadlane,miise waxaad uu tahay ninkaas gal iska yelka "attorney" or what.....????
Anyway walaal "no one has the right to judge anyone unless knowing the person in question!!!!"....Get my pointe????
U ain´t know me so spar me your stupid comments.
Iam just telling the truth,it´s that hurt????In wich planet r we????

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