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BULLS

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:15 am
Dear Dr.Ahmed

I am writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have married a sex
maniac. For the past 12 years she makes love to me regardless of what I
am doing. I can be wasshing the car,cleaning, sweeping, cleaning the cat box, etc.

She just comes right at me and won't be disuaded for any reason. I would
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ATLANTAMAN

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:15 am
HEY MAN SEND HER ON MY WAY COZ IT SEEMS LIKE U R NOT HANDLING YOUR BUSINESS, I WORK 24HRS I WILL TAKE CARE OF HER ANYTIME.AFTER I,M DONE MAKING LOVE TO HER SHE WILL WONDER WHAT SHE WAS MAKING B4.

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London-Lass

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:43 pm
LOL@ ATLANTAMAN.

BOY I HOPE I CAN FIND A BROTHA AS EAGER AS YOU 4 WHEN I GET MARRIED :)

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MR LOL

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 11:54 pm
TO:London-Lass


DHILO,
HOOSTA LAGAA GEL..


ISN'T LOLllllllllllllllllll

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Abdi_y

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 12:31 am
LOL@ ATLANTAMAN!!

HEY, BRO IT'S SEEMS LIKE YOUR YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP,,. HERE IN BRITIAN WE CAN GET HOLD OF VIAGRA!! IT'S BILL TO DO THE BUSINESS, WHEN YOUR NOT IN THE MOOD!!, SO SEND A CHEQUE PAYABLE TO DR VIAGRA PO BOX UK. AND ALL YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER OR ALTERNATIVELY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SAYING "PROBLEM SHARED IS A PROBLEM HALFED" SO FELL FREE TO INVITE ME BRO!!.
Abdi

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LONDON-LASS

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 08:07 am
MR LOL:

KEEP LAUGHING COS U AINT GETTING NONE BABAE, SORRY :)

OH AND IF YOU WOULD CARE TO USE UR EYES AND LOOK CAREFULLY AT WHAT I WROTE ABOVE, I SAID "FOR WHEN I GET MARRIED" MEANING I HAVEN'T STARTED....YET!!

BYE

MUCH LUV~100% UK

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ATLANTAMAN

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 04:09 pm
ABDI Y, FOR SOMEHOW U MISSED THE POINT, I SAID I CAN DO 24\7 I DONT NEED A VIAGRA COZ I,M ALWAYS READY, THE LAST WOMAN I HAD SEX WITH I WAS HITING HER FROM THE BACK(DOING A DOGY STYLE) SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND I DINT EVEN STOP WHEN SHE CAMEBACK I WAS STILL DOING IT MOVING BACK AND FORTH.
LONDON LASS IF U MARRY ME OUR HONEYMOON U WILL SEE SOME FIRE WORKS AND IT IS NOT GONNA BE THE FIRST OF JULLY IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN'''''''

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