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What is boyfriend or girlfriend ?

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Anonymous

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 04:06 am
What is boyfriend or girlfriend?

Are these another words for dhilo and dhilay?

Brothers and sisters do excuse my language as it may offend you.

Do post me your views on this subject in a polite manner.

Thank you all.

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me

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 05:09 am
i agree with u

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AliWuDog

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 07:17 am
A girlfriend and boyfriend are couple that has puppy relationship. Cares and have feelings 4 eachother and build a future together. sometimes leads to fall inLuv and often they raise hell on the bed(sin).

DHILO OR DHILAY have SEX more than ONE PERSON..u got it.

ME.... what are you agree with? the Question! Life is short get out and have fun... Live like ya want. Me and U when the situation get sticky. ya mouth will say No but ya body will say feel Me..Kiss me..stick me..lick me...hit me...Don't do it Girl.LOLOLOL

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TRUE-SAY

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:58 pm
ALI WUDOG:

I'M GONNA SAY IT HOW IT IS!!

UR 1 SICK GUY!!

R U NOT MUSLIM BRO?? :(

PPL LIKE U SHOULDN'T BE IN SOMALINET!!

ONLY MUSLIMS HOULD BE HERE, &

U DON'T SOUND LIKE 1 OF US MUSLIMS!!

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AliWuDoG

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 10:27 pm
TRUE-SAY....IS THAT SO? JUST BECAUSE I LOVE SEX IM NOT MUSLIM ANYMORE.....AND ONLY MUSLIMS SHOULD BE HERE ON SOMALINET! U MUST BE STUPID..IDIOTIC OPINION I EVER HEARD....BUY A LIFE BITCH, BECAUSE NOBODY COULD BE AS DUMB AS U R IN ONE LIFETIME.
AGAIN GET A LIFE AND IS NON OF UR F*** BIZ WHATEVER I AM.

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TRUE-SAY

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:12 am
There's no need for me to repeat myself!! I'll just say what i said b4~ get a life! Oh and me, i have a life (thanks for asking :) )

Relationships are not about feeling ...sticking ...hitting ...or even licking ok!!

& just because life is short it doesn't mean that u have to do all the DIRTY things in it.

As for my opinion it's MINE ok!! You know what i mean...free to think and say what i like and all that. So neways Thaz was MY opinion like it or lump it!!

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Ceelbuur

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:21 am
Waryaada dadkiinnaan soomaaligi ka tegayow maxaad luqadiinna wax ugu soo qori weyseen,
Anigu kolley waxaan ahay Nin miyi kusoo koraye gabadha aan la qabin ee lagu sheego inay Nin saaxiib la tahay dhillo ayaa looga yiqiinnay deegaankii baaddiyaha een kusoo koray wiilkuna waa dhillay,
haddaba ma xuma inay wiilka iyo gabadhu ka sheekeystaan arrin guur iyagoo is dhexgalkooda xadeynaya, laakiin maalmahaan dambe waa la dhaqan rogmay oo waxaa maqleysaa "Gabadha saaxiibkeed baa yimide aqalka uga soo baxa" ama gabar wiil ku oraneysa "Hooyadaa wass markaasuu asiguna ugu jawaabayaa Naa markaan Hooyadey wasayo maan Adiga ku wasso" markaasey leedahay " Adigaasu maxaad iga tereysaa" wuxuu leeyahay soo dhigo inaan wax kaa tari karo iyo in kale aan ku tusee" waaba siday rabtaye"Waaaaaaayahaye laabkaan soo gal,

waxaa jiri jirtay Waa ay gabdhaha iyo wiilashu ka xishoon jireen in saaxiibbo lagu sheegu laakiin maanta wax kasto waa iska caadi

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 09:18 am
Ceelbuur aad iyo aad ayaad u mahad-santahay.

As for AliWuDog and TRUE-SAY I would like to thank u both for showing interest in this topic. However, I did ask u to post me ur views without being offensive or judgmental.

Thank u all once again.

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AliWuDog

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 08:59 pm
Oh yeah U meant quick to JUDGE ppl by sexy language!
I don't know where U was raised, but I'd advice u, next time do not let rubbish words out ya mouth fo'sure u'll get slap hard. But since u sound like a Woman I let u slide off.

Just to inform U do NOT interfere other ppl conversation... , those words I directed to 'me' ONLY 4 GROWN UPS ok!!.

CeeelBuur> Waan kugu raacsanhay hadalkaaga , laakin waqtigii waa isbadalay, dhul cusubna waan joognaa markaa qofkastaba siduuurabo ayuu u rumeysanhay. Sida kale.......Haddii aan Adreskaaga heesan CHECK ayaan kuusoo diri lahaa ....Walllaahi waad Qosol badanthay.."Owkoombe ha SomaliNetka aad tahay...ruuxaan aa kaa buuxda.hahah

ANON..! Sorry bro./ sis.....Things got twisted..I was open-minded on this subject, but a poor kid got lost in here..It wont happen again i hope.

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TRUE-SAY

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 08:24 am
As far as i remeber this conversation is not urs ok!

& I don't know where you were raised either but i'm not going to attck u for your upbringing cos that's none of my bizniz! And talking about being JuDgEmEnTaL~~~~i'm LOL cos ur doing a good job of it!

RUBBISH?? Boy, i'm not even gonna go there. You've got your opinion and i've got mine! Lets leave it there!

OOOOOhhhh now ur getting personal, don't bring age into it. You don't know my age cos ur not telepathic. For ur info i'm older than u think, know, or dare to guess so keep ur comments about age to urself.... i'm LOL MiNoR!!

Please don't bring your male PaTrIAcHy B*ll SH*T to me cos i don't wanna know ok!! Yes i am a women, but do you think just because i am a WoMeN i can't have my say?

Neways nice reasoning with u, but i can see ur not 1 to listenn so have a nice life :)

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shrink

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:06 am
Damn True Say, you are a feisty one, aint you? I like that in a woman. Keep it up and I may get to see you.

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moweli

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 04:48 pm
brothers and sisters

I have read so many bad language and low class opinions in all different sections of this site. some pple like attention cause they cant get none from their normal life... e.g. true say...


BOY/GIRL FRIEND, doesn't exist in a Muslim dictionary... there cant be a friendship between a man and women period... cause of shaytaan.

so walaal as you said, boy/girl friend means DHILO AND DHILEY.... AGREE OR DISAGREE IT. but tat is the fact.... and if you pretend or try to ignore it now, you still have two more life to live after tis one (in GRAVE & IN HELL/HEAVEN)

GOOD LUCK PPLE

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THE_PIMP

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 12:07 am
the meaning boyfriend and girlsfriend is
BASICLY EXPERIMENTING THEIR SEXUALITY TO EXERCISED
MEANING FUCKING EACHOTHER. GUTS OUT FOR MONTHS. :)
YOU KNOW WHY ITS GOOD TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO YOU KNOW SOMETHING LATTER ON WHEN YOU GET MARIED LIKE
HOW TO MAKE LOVE, AND EVERY THING THAT COMES WITH BUT NO SOMALIANS DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARIAGE BUT THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX CLOSE DOORS
BUT NOT IN PUBLIC WHY....
BECOUSE IF A GIRL HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC SHE IS A BITCHH BUT WHAT IF SHE DO IT IN CLOSE DOORS SHE IS NOT ...I DON'T THIK SO
WHAT WE NEED AS A NATION IS COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND FACE REALITY.
AND FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORENT ABOUT IT
NEEDS TO READ ALOT ABOUT IT :)

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AliWuDog

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 12:19 am
True~Say!
Listen chick! I see my little nasty words got u trip out like this and call me a 'Kufar' for no reason, U need A Prayer, and I'm not the 1 how gonna pray for U since U said I'm not a Muslim anymore, coz I'm Freak!. U know what! I must have trigged your daily Sexual frustration> desperately seeking attention> coz your Biological Clock got expired a decades ago....dont take out on Me..Ok. Sweety!!.
There's no need for me to listen a Lady with 'IM Right Attitude.' I only listen Immature Sweet Girls....Too bad that u did not fit. Hopefully, u maigh get there some day.
To me : U R just a little squirrel living my world trying 2 get a Nut..Have a Heart..Grow up....Have some Milk for good night...iiight

Moweli! Many Thanks to your input, I hope my fellow Somalis finds these facts helpfull, whether they Dis/Agree it.


Pimp! U don't make a bit sence wit ya worthless mouth! Do some wit ya life Azzhole. Get a job!

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 02:20 am
TRUE~SAY:
Keep ur hair on girl, coz Somalian girls don't look good when they wear wigs!!!
I am only joking my sister, do except my apologies should u find me offensive.

Nobody said u could not have ur say because of ur sex, all I said was that u should do it politely.

AliWuDog:
I thought u promised me not to be offensive, Wasup dooooooooooog, come on, behave urself.

THE PIMP and shrink:
Thank u both for ur interest in this topic.

moweli:
Thank you for showing interest in this topic, but remember not to judge TRUE~SAY or anyone else for we know ALLAH is the judge of everything.


Let me take the opportunity to thank u all for having interest in this topic....blah... .blah.. ..blah..Till next time take care of urself aaaaaaaaaaand each other (lol do I sound like Jerry Springer ??)

bye.

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TRUE-SAY

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 02:51 pm
FIRSTLY MOWELI: Bro/sis did u say something about low class opinions...... i'd say look closer to home b4 u start judging other peoples personal opinions. Brother i don't need attention nor did i ask for it, u just gave it to me!!

ALIWUDOG: Bro why u trippin? I asked u if u were muslim. It was a Q, don't be afraid to be asked q's every once in a while. I did not call u a kufaar! Freak?? Stop putting words into my mouth.

& the normal words of a brotha like you do not insult me, it just makes me smile how you take everything a bit tooo seriouse. Chill bro....here borrow my smile :)

Oh and WRONG AGAIN!! Once again ur at the totally wrong end of the spectrum.....nooo my biological clock isn't ticking and the sexual frustration part i've had it for about the last 23 yrs or so and it aint gonna change anytime soon so lets not go there!

Oh and actually bro...you've got it all wrong i don't have the "i'm always right" attitude cos if you had just stopped to ask me what it was that dissagreed with instead of attacking me with time-wasting insults then i woulda just told ya. I would have told you that i i have the "i'm partly right" attitude. I agreed with everything you said on your first posting apart from saying that "life is too short, live it how ya wanna live it" and then u started going into other details i deen't mention! Cos u see, we shouldn't live how we want to live! & regardless of what the mouth and body say at the time of the situation u should only think of Allah and resist all temptatipn. See :), i just didn't agree with the last part. & i am not judging u ok:)


Bro i'm not even gonna "get back @ u" or insult u by calling u an animal's name or anything. Allah created u the way u are. Who am i to call u a sqirrel, oh and thanks for that...i think sqirrels are very cute.

Neways all this talk is probably tiring you out bro soo..... cago meeroo, seexo!!


ANONYMOUSE: TNX a lot for the crack man...naa hairloss isn't in my genes man!! & a few harmless words from a dear concerned brotha can do nothing but flatter me for his worry :)

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ku jire

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 10:20 pm
mr. anonymous
in my humble opinion, I think that the words "boy/girlfriend" are just a term to use for two ppl who care for each other and have a relationship, remember when somalis say "heblo hebel bay wada socdaan?" well this is the samething but in a language other than somali, but what ppl do in their relationships is another different issue, so my point is, the words "Boy/Girlfriend" will not do any harm to anything, not to our religion or culture, there are many ppl who don't call themselves boy/girlfriend and still do dirty stuff and ppl who say we are boy/girlfriend and follow the right way. But hey that was a good Q u asked
jaaw

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AliWuDog

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 01:04 am
True~Say
This is open Forum where ppl come 2 discuss issues and say what's on their MIND (right)! After all, every1 express their opinion freely. I made a little comment saying:"live like u want to" I know what Life I choose to live (its mine+'Allah') and every1 knows theirs.ok!!.The other Part were Dirty Thoughts fallowed, acually I was singing along wit a SONG..(Is not funny)that i found out to be eye catching.lol.. Suddenly U became Judgemental and Sarcastic. U see my Name "Ali+," besides u know I'm Somali, cos for the fact, Duh! we on SomaliNet! So what did u had in ur Mind when U ask Me that Q?

No Wonder why Mr. Anon. said If he is Jerry Springer!
Coz U the one turned out things Not Silly but Crap.

Guess what! For ur Info. I do :)mile all the time, I bliv so strongly that I can get a job from Burgerking less than a Min. No..No U didn't irritate me I'm having fun, just had difficulties understanding U, cos I felt like being hated 4 my opinions. Fo'sure Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words never hurt.

I see u come back wit different attitude (Im impressed) but hey! What I can expect such a personality as yours (trying to be Sweet)..Yet I've to admire your honest Sentiment! just next time take control ur Sharp-knive tongue+hot fingers...Ok!..It wont hurt.

Intii yareyd ee lagugu oran jiray markii aad yareyd ayaad Af-Soomaliga ka xasuus-sataa "cago meeroo, seexo" lol..Too bad I got NIKES shoes odorless, and they cost arm and leg to compare ur pocket!!! heheheee..lol

Mr. Anon. sorry again bro. And yes u do sound like Jerry Springer, but I would not be surprise if some1 sue u for Personal Distress!

Best Regard....Increase da Peace....Somaliness

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TRUE-SAY

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 12:02 pm
LOL

WOW!!

WELL DONE BRO. You've succeeded to make urself sound quite understandable. But ur too defensive sit back and relax. Let down ur defenses, as i said b4 i'm not judging u! & besides, stop going round in circles & digging up the past bro. No hard feelings. It just makes me laugh... you make me laugh!! But then i suppose it's what ur here for isn't it? To entertain everyone and make ME look like the culprit and yourself the victim. And oh dear brother of mine, don't be suprised to know that i have a soft, even sweet side to myself.

Take care & bye for now.

Ps. I felt that i should let you into a little secret......I UNDERSTAND SOMALI!! So there's no point talking about my joke as if i don't understand u!!

Oh and knowing ur genre of writing by now, i can guess that you will reply to this email by writing loads so don't!! B'cos i have better things to do than to try and prove myself to you or to try and convince yo that i'm actally a nice person. I shouldn't have to do any of that, i am what i am. So bro, don't bother replying with pages of non- coherent words that tire your firngertips and bore my mind :)

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AliWuDog

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:46 pm
First! I'm sorry if my words had offended U or should I said bored U. But I don't care..Get to the stepping selfish!. And nextime after u judge ppl learn how to say the Magic word!!!!!!!!!! Maybe some1 can teach U..Danm! what type of friends u hang wit! Victims of yours!
C-ya No Soon.

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somaliland 4 real

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 06:35 am
see all u make me sick with bullshit talk. just go to soho with £20 and have 10 minutes of sex of the century 4 real

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TRUE-SAY

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 10:32 am
LOL ALIWUDOG. Yo bro tnx fpr da laugh. Neways even though my net line is free, still i aint gonna sit round here all day. Friends, lol. Neways all i can do is laugh at ur poor way of thinking or should i say ur mentality neways See ya later.

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AliWuDog

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 11:36 pm
TRUE~SAY! I never met some1 who likes to stand in the rain till now, and yet 've so much to say. U are really can get instantly job at the Mental Hospital. IM a person a mental one and U know what! Mental Elevation is the key to be in a Wise Man. Why don't U meet Big Papa (me), so I can take U to the McDonalds for Happy Meal, I know fo'sure the Fries and The xlarge Milk shakes 'll put your face a :) , maybe the satisfaction might last 4 quite some time . Remember if U keep Poking at my Eyes this DOG is gonna bite U. Whoof' Wuff'>>>>>pCat

Increase Da Peace Baby :Olol.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 08:10 am
TRUE~SAY AND ALIWUDOG wasup????

I did not ask u to fall in love with each other, all I asked was that u post me ur veiws on this subject(What is boyfriend or girlfriend?) or u forgot coz u too busy falling in love with each other.

Anyway, if u have falling in love with each other, dont forget to send me invitation card for ur wedding, or u wanna stay BOYFRIEND and GIRLFRIEND ?? lol lol lol lol lol lol

Once again do except my apologies should u find me offensive in any way.

bye

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AliWuDog

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 09:09 am
Mr. Anon! LoooooooooL! Falling In Luv!!!!LOL..C'mon Man Don't take me there "living Loca" relationships, Me can't stay wit some1 who got Ghetto Blues!
Anyway, I do agree wit you and I do apologize to you my Bro.This is your post and I found your subject Interest. Certently I didn't mean to offend any1 posting here, nor to pass the conversation away from the Main Post. Which was great Post. As you can see 'True-Say' bashed me comments that were not nice to say, But her awesome sense of reasoning kept me posting. After all, I bliv she has a Crush on me:).ahaaha

Much Respect!

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