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TEST YOUR BRAIN HERE!!!:) :)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): TEST YOUR BRAIN HERE!!!:) :)
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AK

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 06:42 am
>>> > >>For those dull 30 seconds in between crises. The following
>>>short quiz
>>> > >>consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified
>>>to be a
>>> > >>"professional." Scroll down for each answer. The >questions
>>>are not that
>>> > >>difficult.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
>>> > >>
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>>> > >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the
>>>giraffe
>>>and
>>> > >>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
>>>simple
>>> >things
>>> > >>in an overly complicated way.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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>>> > >>Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant
>>>and close
>>> > >>the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
>>>out the
>>> > >>giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
>>>your ability
>>> > >> >to think through the repercussions of your actions.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
>>>animals attend
>>> > >>except one. Which animal does not attend?
>>> > >>
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>>> > >>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
>>>refrigerator.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>This >tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the
>>>first three
>>> > >>questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show
>>>your
>>>abilities
>>> > >>
>>> > >>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by
>>>crocodiles.
>>> > >> >How do you manage it
>>> > >>
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>>> > >>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are
>>>attending the
>>> > >>animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from
>>>your mistakes.
>>> > >>
>>> > >>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>>> > >>professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
>>>preschoolers
>>> > >>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
>>>conclusively
>>> > >>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains
>>>of a four
>>> > >>year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends.
>>>
>>>_________________________________________________________________________

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SWEET~QUEEN

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 01:13 pm
LOL

Don't know whether to hurl abuse at you for making me doubt my intelligence or... naa. Well done bro. That was a niceeeeee clean joke!!

1 luv

Always

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AK

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:13 pm
sweety;
don't abuse me,please?

on the other hand I will be happy if u tell me what ur answers where.did u get any of the questions right?
n.b. even if u not u r still profetional sweet girl.

thanks

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idiot

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:58 pm
i guess there is always an idiot who loves isulting people 4 no apparent reason and doesnt know how to spell.


so fock yuu

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SWEET~QUEEN

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:23 am
IDIOT:

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?? DON'T HATE THE BROTHA MAN!

AK:
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR U. I DON'T WANT U TO GET MAD OK!! I WANT TO BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND YOU....THE REAL YOU. SO WILL U LET ME ASK U THE Q?

& NO FUNNY JOKES ABOUT THE Q AIGHT!!~IT'S A SQUEAKY CLEAN Q!!

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ak

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:57 am
yes of course!
but u can only ask me three (3Q^2).

idiot:

I am somalian, to begin with. And english is my third language for ur information, therfore its obvious that i make spelling mistakes and I allready know that, thank you very much. but you are a real idiot when you point the mistakes of someone with a poor english like me, when ur doing the same mistake, even in the only one sentence u wrote.
ps. there is something called check spelling!!!
try to use next time.

soomaalida waxay tiraahdaa: Daanyeerka dabadiisa ma arko, markaasuu midkale ku yiraahdaa "lee! dabadaada waa gaduudantahay".

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SWEET~QUEEN

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 09:30 am
Knowing u, ur probably gonna cheat me out of my 3 q's so i'm not even gonna ask why i only get 3 q's cos that will cost me.

1) A few weeks ago i read a conversation put up on this column. In one of ur postings u were being very rude to a certain sister. I was just wondering even if a sis does diss you then why can't u leave it and why do u feel the need to diss her?
4got the rest.....i'll remember next time :)

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Xabiiba

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 04:12 pm
wooooooooooow sweet queen u go girl!!!!!!!


AK i have a Q for u too!
my question is[ Wanna date me?
then we can play proper quiz

and as for u idiot u r a idiot so i dont wanna warst no time on u freak, but i would advice u to continue on ur GAY RIGHT CAMPAIGN

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ak

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 05:01 pm
sweet~queen:
you get me wrong sis. I would have really answered your Q's, if u believe me. And on the other hand, I very much love sis's, I always fight for them. you know what? u can't say bad things about what u really love. you can't say smoking is bad if ur smoker.
I hope u understand and I will again let u ask me Q's, but only two at this time.

xabiiba:
your question is very simple, and the answer is:
yes; I will love to, only if I know where on earth do you live, I will knock u door.
thank you all very much.

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Confused1

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 06:40 am
U ppl got me confused at the end and the questions that u were asking AK u need to specify them 'u have to cross the river full of crocadiles what do u do' when do u cross the river same day as the conference or 2 days later dat's why ppl might not get them. Specify
Ps: Xabiibo please get a life couse u dont look for a date on the internet there alot of psycho's out there aight remember dat

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Yazmiin

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 08:59 am
To: Confused1

I agree with you 100%

To: Xabiiba

How desperate are you sis

To: Ak

I really enjoyed your quiz, you almost did doubt my intellectent. You do need to specify your questions. But overall good job

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CRAZY...

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 03:06 pm
TO AK
Wa blow brov

respect!!!!!

you cracked me up wallahi wallalo...4 real

hear what blood i got 1Qs for u

"WHICH COME TO EARTH FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE
EGG"

PS..chicken comes from an egg,,egg comes from
chicken.....

hola back

PEACE!!!

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Plato

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:07 pm
I got the last three answers correct. what do u say about that.

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