AK | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 06:42 am >>> > >>For those dull 30 seconds in between crises. The following >>>short quiz >>> > >>consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified >>>to be a >>> > >>"professional." Scroll down for each answer. The >questions >>>are not that >>> > >>difficult. >>> > >> >>> > >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the >>>giraffe >>>and >>> > >>close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do >>>simple >>> >things >>> > >>in an overly complicated way. >>> > >> >>> > >>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >>Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant >>>and close >>> > >>the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take >>>out the >>> > >>giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests >>>your ability >>> > >> >to think through the repercussions of your actions. >>> > >> >>> > >>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the >>>animals attend >>> > >>except one. Which animal does not attend? >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >>Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the >>>refrigerator. >>> > >> >>> > >>This >tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the >>>first three >>> > >>questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show >>>your >>>abilities >>> > >> >>> > >>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by >>>crocodiles. >>> > >> >How do you manage it >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >>Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are >>>attending the >>> > >>animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from >>>your mistakes. >>> > >> >>> > >>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the >>> > >>professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many >>>preschoolers >>> > >>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this >>>conclusively >>> > >>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains >>>of a four >>> > >>year old. Send this out to frustrate all of your friends. >>> >>>_________________________________________________________________________ |
SWEET~QUEEN | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 01:13 pm LOL Don't know whether to hurl abuse at you for making me doubt my intelligence or... naa. Well done bro. That was a niceeeeee clean joke!! 1 luv Always |
AK | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:13 pm sweety; don't abuse me,please? on the other hand I will be happy if u tell me what ur answers where.did u get any of the questions right? n.b. even if u not u r still profetional sweet girl. thanks |
idiot | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 02:58 pm i guess there is always an idiot who loves isulting people 4 no apparent reason and doesnt know how to spell. so fock yuu |
SWEET~QUEEN | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:23 am IDIOT: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?? DON'T HATE THE BROTHA MAN! AK: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR U. I DON'T WANT U TO GET MAD OK!! I WANT TO BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND YOU....THE REAL YOU. SO WILL U LET ME ASK U THE Q? & NO FUNNY JOKES ABOUT THE Q AIGHT!!~IT'S A SQUEAKY CLEAN Q!! |
ak | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:57 am yes of course! but u can only ask me three (3Q^2). idiot: I am somalian, to begin with. And english is my third language for ur information, therfore its obvious that i make spelling mistakes and I allready know that, thank you very much. but you are a real idiot when you point the mistakes of someone with a poor english like me, when ur doing the same mistake, even in the only one sentence u wrote. ps. there is something called check spelling!!! try to use next time. soomaalida waxay tiraahdaa: Daanyeerka dabadiisa ma arko, markaasuu midkale ku yiraahdaa "lee! dabadaada waa gaduudantahay". |
SWEET~QUEEN | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 09:30 am Knowing u, ur probably gonna cheat me out of my 3 q's so i'm not even gonna ask why i only get 3 q's cos that will cost me. 1) A few weeks ago i read a conversation put up on this column. In one of ur postings u were being very rude to a certain sister. I was just wondering even if a sis does diss you then why can't u leave it and why do u feel the need to diss her? 4got the rest.....i'll remember next time |
Xabiiba | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 04:12 pm wooooooooooow sweet queen u go girl!!!!!!! AK i have a Q for u too! my question is[ Wanna date me? then we can play proper quiz and as for u idiot u r a idiot so i dont wanna warst no time on u freak, but i would advice u to continue on ur GAY RIGHT CAMPAIGN |
ak | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 05:01 pm sweet~queen: you get me wrong sis. I would have really answered your Q's, if u believe me. And on the other hand, I very much love sis's, I always fight for them. you know what? u can't say bad things about what u really love. you can't say smoking is bad if ur smoker. I hope u understand and I will again let u ask me Q's, but only two at this time. xabiiba: your question is very simple, and the answer is: yes; I will love to, only if I know where on earth do you live, I will knock u door. thank you all very much. |
Confused1 | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 06:40 am U ppl got me confused at the end and the questions that u were asking AK u need to specify them 'u have to cross the river full of crocadiles what do u do' when do u cross the river same day as the conference or 2 days later dat's why ppl might not get them. Specify Ps: Xabiibo please get a life couse u dont look for a date on the internet there alot of psycho's out there aight remember dat |
Yazmiin | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 08:59 am To: Confused1 I agree with you 100% To: Xabiiba How desperate are you sis To: Ak I really enjoyed your quiz, you almost did doubt my intellectent. You do need to specify your questions. But overall good job |
CRAZY... | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 03:06 pm TO AK Wa blow brov respect!!!!! you cracked me up wallahi wallalo...4 real hear what blood i got 1Qs for u "WHICH COME TO EARTH FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG" PS..chicken comes from an egg,,egg comes from chicken..... hola back PEACE!!! |
Plato | Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:07 pm I got the last three answers correct. what do u say about that. |