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I NEVER HAD SEX AND I'M ABOUT TO HAVE PLZ HELP

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FARAH

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 09:18 am
A YOUNG 20 YRS OLD NEVER HAD SEX NEVER WATCH SEX VIDEO NEVER ASK A GIRL TO HAVE SEX DUE LACK OF CONFIDENT, OR SHALL I SAY TOO SHAY TO ASK. SHE KISSED ME LAS NIGHT, AND I ACCIDENTLY ASKED TO MAKE LUV TOMORROW NIGHT AND SHE ACCEPTED
NOW ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE DATE THAT IS ALL. WHAT SHALL I DO HOW SHALL SEDUCE HER. ITS SERIOUS METER. YOUR ATTENTION IS NEEDED AND ADVICE
THANKS.

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Mursal

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 09:30 am
If you are Muslim, think about God and what will happen to you in Aakhira if you commit "ZINA", sex before marriage is not allowed in islam, and that is all I have got to say to you.

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nasra

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 03:56 pm
mursal mac mac

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ABDI GARAD

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 03:59 pm
I AM VERY GLAD BECAUSE EVRY PERSON OF SOMALI IS MUSLIM, SO WE CAN NOT DO SEX, MOST OF AFRICANS HAVE H-I-V LAKE ETHIOPIA AND KENYA, IF YOU LIKE SEX IT IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR LIVE, WHO IS LIKE SEX AND WHO DO NOT LIKE I HOPE YOU EVERY PERSON OF SOMALI DOES NOT LIKE THE SEX

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nice-dawg

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 04:05 pm
nigga hit dat wuz up with you dawg.. hit that •••• for all the playazz fuc* the mac mac dawg hit it from the back den front

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Hanita

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 05:11 pm
I completely agree with Mursal. I think that the best advice in here that someone had to offer was from him. I strongly advice you(Farah)to please take that in consideration. Just that one night, can ruin both of your lives. Think it over.

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not a-

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:12 am
yo' what can i say your name-

say's it all

a'mean what the •••• is wrong with u ,u dam "FAARAX" hit dat •••• like from the back ahh,from the from uuh"

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Abdi_y

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:03 am
wassssuuup!! farah man,, being chewing chat all your life or being a good muslim,, what ever is the case my advise is: marry the sis then it's al;l be halal if u know what i mean!!,

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FARAH

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:37 am
THANKS VERY MUCH FOR GREAT ADVICES YOU ALL OFFERED
I APPRICIATED. CAN I JUST SAY WHAT HAPPENED (SHE REFUSED TO PLEASE THE BROTHER AND IT CREAT A LOT OF MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE GREAT MUSLIM GIRL. NOW IM IN MIDDLE OF NO WHERE I MEAN NO RELANTIONSHIP AND THE WORST PART IS I M BEGANING TO LOVE HER FOR REAL. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THE WORST ITS GETTING I MEAN ITS QUITE COMPLICATED, I SO BADLY WANT TO MAKE LUV TO HER AND SHE SO BADLY NOT WANT TO MAKE LUV TO THE BROTHER. HEY MORE ADVICE TAKE THIS TIME VERY SIRIOUS. AND DON'T FORGET NO OTHER GIRL CAN EVER MAKE ME FEEL SO SEXY EVERY TIME I SEE I PICTURE HER NEKED ... GOD SHE IS BEAUTIFUL... WAA LA QOR QORAY.

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SEXY

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 09:25 am
KEEP IT REAL BRO

MY MAN IS DOING DA SAME TING 2 ME AND I AM •••• SCARED OF GIVING MY VIRGINTY AWAY COZ IF U DO U WILL HAVE 2 FACE HELL U GET ME AND I AINT READY 4 DAT ••••

BUT MY DO U GUYS HAVE TO ASK ALL DA TIME AS IF ITS LIKE A DRUG OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAYZ I DUMPED HIM AND NOW HE IS ASKING ME OUT AND DO U KNOW WHAT DA WORST TING IS COZ I DID NOT GIVE HIM ANYTHING HE WENT 2 MY FRIEND AND HE SAYS TO ME HOW IT WAS A MISTAKE AND DAT HE LIKES DA CHASE I GIVE HIM

SO I SAID TO DA NIGGER CHASE MY ASS FOR ALL I CARE I ANIT GIVING U ••••

2 ALL DA REAL SOMALI GIRLZ OUT DER THINK OF ALLAH B4 U DO DAT •••• AND WHERE U WILL END UP IF U HAVE SEX B4 MARRIAGE

I AM A MUSLIM 4 LIFE 2 DA MAX BRO + SIS

KEEP IT REAL MY PPL

LOVE U LOADS

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HELPIN SISTA

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 09:45 am
I got 2 agree wit Mursal bro!
Think of what will happen 2 u on JUDGEMENT DAY
if u commit this sin bro
If u think she is the one then its better for u to wait until u get marraied
aight
Take Care and Fear
THE
ONE&
ONLY
ALLAH

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Anonymous

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:09 am
FAARAX SINCE SHE TOLD U NO, I BET U SHE GONNA FUCCK A SOME ELSE NON OTHER THAN SOMALI SOONER OR LATER, COS SHE THINKS NOBODY WILL FIND OUT. THIS HOW MOST SOMALI BITCHS THINK. SO ACT SOON HAMMER THAT PUNANI LIKE NEVER BEEN HAMMERED B4 BE A MAN!
BAY THE WAY WHERE IN THE WORLD U LIVE IN? U MUST BE FAT UGLY ASS TO WAIT THIS LONG THIS MUST UR FIRST MOVE TO NORMAL GIRL INSTEAD OF SHARMUUTO HUH

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Honest-sis

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 05:20 pm
If she excepted your offer to make love
than she is one stupid, irrational, faith-less,
low moral and lastly a sis with extremely
weak ethics and self-respect. What??????????
You asked her a she free replied "sure".
I'm a little worried about that sis,
for real. Inshallah she will grow up
mentally and get closer to ALLAH.
And as for you walaal, is that girl
worth going against ALLAH and
committing ZINA. Come on, think about it.......the SHATAN is not your friend
BRO, rather your enemy. So, please don't go against ALLAH for some VAGINA.......
...straight up, damn it really isn't
worth it, nothing is. TRUST me you will not be
able to handle the heat ALLAH will
bring upon you, if you do so. Think TWICE about
life threating decisions, aight.

one love, to my brothers and sisters

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Mr. Romeo

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 10:20 am
Honest Sis wordup!! Am guessing u are still a virgin. It's not the girl's fault tho. Blame it on human weakness, or the power of pheromones, or hormones, or whatever s... u wanna think of. This is the fact, we all are inherently weak to this attraction between boy and girl. If u were ever in love, which I doubt, you'd know that you'd anything to keep the other around. YES, even giving it up to be banged. I MEAN ANYTHING, or you'd just be miserable and without base if u stay stingy. Sometimes being stingy may keep a man around, but how long I can't put a figure on.

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SHELLMAN

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 09:21 pm
YO FARAH IT IS TIME FOR WAKE UP SMELL THE COFEE AND •••• THE GIRL REALY BAD SO BAD THAT SHE KEEP CAME BACK TO U. DOG IAM CERTIFIED PLAYER AND THROUGH MY STYLE I FOUND OUT WOMEN LIKES NOTHING BUT SHORTY:) AND ONE MORE THING IF U CAN'T DO IT TELL THE GIRL TO CAME AND C ME THE BIG DOG IS RIHGT HERE LET ME KNOW WHATEVE IT TURNS OUT FOR U AND BE AMAN REALY DOGGGGGG

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Anonymous

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:59 am
To-shellman
What part of u is a player, now if u was real player u would not be talking like that. I will break it down like this U'R A AMACHER.

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killer

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 08:48 am
Farah.

let her virginity till marriage. That is the most valuable poccession a girl has. As for you, do what you use to do to relief your sexual frustration.

peace.

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FARAH

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 06:10 am
VERY HELPFUL ONCE AGAIN. YOU KNOW ITS VERY NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO ASK ADVICE AND TO HAVE SHOULDER TO CRY ON. I HONESTLY FOUND YOUR COMMENT
A VERY BIG COMPANY TO KEEP ME FORGET MY ALL EMOTION.MAY I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO LET YOU KNOW MY LITTLE SECRET AND TO THANK YOU 4 LISTENING.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR A WEEK AS WE AGREE TO MAKE A DECISION AND SHE COME UP WITH THE WORST THING I CAN EVER THINK OF I MEAN MY FOOTS SAYS:MAKE LUV TO ANY1 U WANT ANYTIME ANY WHERE.AND SHE SAYS THAT IS THE BEST THING SHE EVER OFFERED TO ANY OF HER PREVIOUS PARTNERS. BUT TO ME ITS NOTHING BUT SICK IDE VERY SICK INDEED.HEY I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WE DID SPEND ONE NIGHT TOGETHER WITH NOTHING BUT WATCHING, KISSING,CARESSING AND TALKING WITH A VERY SEXY, SOFT VOICE OH OH ALA ALA INANTU MUDANA MACAANAA.. I WISH I COULD AFFORD MAKING MY WIFEY, BUT UNFORTGHINATLY ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND WE BOTH NOW THAT AS I STUDY AND PAY FEES WHICH ARE VERY EXPENCIVE.MAN SEE SOON LUV TO UPDATE YOU IF YOU ONLY WILLING TO LISTEN, READ AND MAKE A COMMENT ON IT ,
I ALWAYS LUV YOU GUYS AND GIRLS OUT NOT EVERY NATION THOUGH ONLY THE ONE ANE THE SOMALIANS.....

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THUG-LIFE

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 02:32 pm
WHAT DA •••• IS WRONG WIT U DOWG.....DIS IS 2001 MOTHA FUCKA.....•••• DA GIRL DOGGYSTYLE....DEN TURN HER SIDE WAYZ AND LET HER SUCK YA DICK....OR ELSE COME HERE LIKE U NEVA •••• GIRL YA SELF.....U IDIOT MOTHAFUCKA,,,,NEED TO GET YA STYLE RIGHT....DON'T ASK PPL IF U CAN HAVE SEX.....DA WHOLE WORLD IS ABOUT SEX...DAT IS HOW U CAME HERE--WIT OUT IT....YA IDIOT AZZ WOULDN'T BE HERE. IF U AIN'T GIVIN HER PLESURE TELL HER TO CALL ME...1-800-DOGGY-STYLE....TELL HER TO HIT ME UP

PEACE
AND TELL YA SIS I'M COMMIN HOME TO NITE

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SEXYMAN

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:10 am
I DONT KNOW WHAT U PPL ARE MOINING A BOUT.....
MEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE SEX, AND WOMEN NEED IT AS MUCH AS WE..
TO THOSE WHO HIDE BEHIND FAITH, MAKE SURE YOU PRAY AND FAST AND ARE GOOD TO YOUR PARENTS AND THAT YOU CAN PERFORM ALL THE RELIGOUS TASKS...
SEE NO SHORT SKIRTS AND HAIR WITHOUT A SCARF AND ETC.
IF NOT YOU AINT NO DIFFERENT TO THE PEOPLE HAVING SEX, TOU ARE WORSE, A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.
SO PPL STOP THE NONSENCE.........
HAVE SEX AND GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 04:24 pm
walaal wax kuu baxa lama hayo

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cajaaib

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 07:06 pm
Su-aal bro haddii aad tahay waxa aad isku sheegtay waxaan ku weey diinayaa waligaa ma SII-GEEYSATAY?????????

your hand

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THE_PIMP

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 09:42 pm
farah man let me explain something to you nigga...
DEAL WITH THE BITCHH.. IS either YOU or the NEX't
nigga.. and trust me you don't want the next' guy
to kill it you know... that will be sad thing.
a Twenty-Year-Old and Still a Virgin...Damnnn
that is some serious shittt:)
i am sorry to come down on you hard but
nigga thats real' though.
take it from me..
the realest nigga you come cross with
THE_PIMP:)

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FARAH

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 03:05 am
I KNEW IT SOUNDS FUNNY BUT THIS ME WHAT CAN I SAY I CAN'T MAKE LUV TO ANYONE BUT THE ONE I LOVE. I MEAN I NEVER FELT NO ONE LIKE THE WAY I FALL FOR HER.
LET ME ANSWER CAJAIB'S QUESTION MASIIGEYSTO HADAAN NAFTA U YAABO WAAN SOOMAA OKEY.
GUYS REMEMBER ZINADU WAA DAMBE THAT IS WHY I AVOID ALRIHGT NOW GIVE A BREAK.

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SAMIRA

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:13 am
HI FARAH,
BROTHER U R ONE OF A KIND AND BELEIVE ME IF U LOVE THIS GIRL AS MUCH AS U SAY U DO THEN I'M SURE SHE'S WORTH THE WAIT.
NOTHING IS MORE SPECIAL THEN HAVING SEX WITH THE PERSON U LOVE AND NOT ONLY THAT DOING IT WHEN IT'S HALAL.
I REALLY RESPECT THE WAY U RESPECT THIS GIRL AND I'M SURE THAT IF U SHOW HER HOW MUCH U RESPECT HER BELEIVE'S AND HER WANTING TO WAIT UNIL YOUR MARRIED THEN ALLAH IS ON YOUR SIDE AND WILL BOTH MAKE YOUR LIVES VERY HAPPY
I WISH U ALL THE BEST AND I HOPE GUYS GO FAR CUZ I CAN REALLY SEE HOW MUCH U GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER
PEASE AND LOVE,
SAMIRA

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shuuke

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:51 am
yo farax man shyte are u really a virgin or are u just pretending? i mean how the hell did u do it i mean stop your self from having sex? or are u gay i mean u have ne experience at all and your woman will probably leave u anyways couse u won't be able 2 satisfy her couse women need 2 be satisfied day and nite

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FARAH

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:27 am
THIS GOES TO SAMIRA: I THANK YOU FOR YOUR MORAL SUPPORT IT WAS GREAT TO READ IT AND ITS NICE TO HEAR THAT THERE IS SOME WISE GIRLS OUT THERE AS ITS HARD TO FIND AN INTILEGANT GIRL LIKE YOU.

THIS GOES TO SHUUKE:
I AM STILL BEING VIRGING AND I M DOING FOR HE SAKE OF HER AS I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S MY PRINCESS. I M SURE I CAN SATISFY ANY LADY AND I M NOT GAY I M HEALTH MALE LOL SO CUT CRUPS AND COME WITH THE REAL WORDS THAT MKES SENCE/
SEE AROUND BOYSAND GIRLS
I M OUT FARAH

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U.D

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 02:52 pm
DA F*CK U TALKIN FARAH YOU SAID TO SAMIRA "ITS HARD TO FIND AN INTILEGANT GIRL LIKE YOU" AINT YO GF SHIET INTILEGANT... HAHA AY LET ME GIVE U ADVICE LEAVE THAT BOMB BEHIND AND FIND ANOTHER BIG BOOTY SISTA.. BIG BOOTIES ARE TIGHT. U GET TO ROCK THAT ASS BADLY .. SKINNY BOOTY DAMAGES YO SHUUN HAHAHA... PEACE ONE LOVE TO ALL YA SOMALIANZ THUG ..
U........................D
U........................D

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sweetgirl

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:23 pm
Hi My People
I read what ya all said about doing sex before marriage....I think that you should wait until you got married..
But i have a Q..
What about kissing is that allowed..serious iam in a big •••• if that is not allowed
Anyways..Be a muslim for life

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mr.caloow sheelo wayne

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:40 pm
faarah fuq weyne ma faras baad ka soo dhac day si kale u ma ekee. horta waxaad tahay 20 jir qooq googooyey wax ay kuu sheegaan somalina kaama qaboojinkara waxa ku haya ee biyo kulul cadhada iskaga shub waxaa laga yaa baa in aad ku bad baado over the night. oo waxaan kuu rajeynayaa in aad candhada aad ika gubto maxaa yeelay ma is tic maashid waad ka maarantaa. ee balo ku dhufsatay oo balaan bal oo hhoogoo bae oo geed aad qabsatid waayee faarax go oo gumaar oo gaag waye. waxaas oo kalena hal shir tagin mardabe aniga waxaan ahay nin layaqaano oo laga danbeeyo qof aliyo qofkaaan u jawaabo waano danbe ma soo waydiisto. ee ku tusaalo qaado doqon yohow. af muslin ama af gaalo aan kuugu i maado. WALIBA WAX BADA KUMA WAANIN MAXAA YEELAY BUUG CUSUB OO WAANADA AYAAN SUGAYEY OO IGA SOO DAAHAY . NABADEY

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