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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:23 pm
NO dissrespect to anyone here but i have one simple question here.
i have notticed that in chat rooms especially somalian chat-rooms most girls who chat are overwaighted girls meaning FAT but i wonder why is that???
i might have a clue why.
if i am wrong correct me please,
i thought maybe FAT girls have it worst looking for dates and stuff so they thought damnn what if i log on to the internet i might get a date..
wrong wrong":Owrong":Owrong":Owrong.
but why they lie about how they look and stuff.
thats what tickes me most there are some niguz who are attrackted to fatty's you know so its ok
but personally don't like COW'S OR MEET LOADS.:)
one advise from me is that give the normal sized girls a chance to chat too its only a chat not a pick-upp place. HELLOOOOOOO ":O JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME SICK.....":O

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:44 pm
My STORY.

one night i on the net playing games online so after like i won the game couple times i thought
i should check how is my peoples in the chat room was doing so as soon as went there i met some girl
at the begining she was like cool and stuff but after she asked personal quesions so i was like where she chatting from so she says she is in maryland wich is close to DC were i live so we exchange phone numbers little did i know that she
was like plus size and triple plus size you know
plane FAT so she goes she comes over to DC every weekend to party so i was we should hook upp then right, right, so am like around twelve we meet at the seven elleven she knew where it was so she brought the next girl with her who i already killed so me and my nigga was driving by the spot
and he was like isn't that ifrax a little hoot-rat
that is know giving good headz so i was like if she the one i'ma slap the ••••-out that bitchh so
he says easy nigga there is onother person in their car so i pulled by the side thinking she might look good...... godd damnnnn
you know i can understand if she was fat but had a cute face but this bitchh had it worst man
but when i saw her eyes the way she nottiecd how i felt and the sadness i felt her pain so i was
its me so i give her a hug being a nice guy and all but when we hit the joint i call her on the side i a was like listen here if we in the club
don't be talking to me,
don't be standing near me,
don't be looking at me,
act like we don't know each other,
and for god sake when some one ask you how you looklike be honest about it the next time if it wasn't for my nigga trigga i would spit on her face but i already had other bitches in club so it was cool good thing we gott a bigg clubs in DC
so that COW wasn't spoting me easy...:):):):):)
anyways that is my story a true story infact.
it happened last weekend.
and i had to post it please understand my pain..
no hardfeelings though...:)

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SeD...

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 12:24 am
U are One Dumb Azz Loser....Why will some1 bliv your fantastically Stupid Tale. really punk U need a get a Life...Do it fast..go to Idiots Hospital next to IHOP.For being Good4nothing....Dumbass..fat..sloppy....... sake.

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 05:33 am
Well, your name says it all,(THE PIPM). You are one ignorent little boy. First of all you need to go to school, secondly talking like that is not going to get you anywhere so be original and don't try to be something you are not. I feel sorry for you, but most of all I feel sorry for that poor girl who thought that she was talking to a man not to a little boy.

Soo cago dhaqo oo seexo.

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Mr. DC

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 05:38 am
Idiots hospital ahaaahahahahahahah.. now that is funny.

I'm so ashamed to be reading the writing of someone calling himself a PIMP, does he even know what the word means?.

Mr. Pimp, r u really trying to convince us that you met a Somali girl on the net and went out on a blind date? common, Somali Women have more class than that, and I doubted that a Somali woman will find you attractive.

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Abdi_y

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 06:39 am
YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST STUPID PERSON IN THIS WEBSITE!!, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WANA SHARE IN YOUR IDIOTIC TALES. YOU HAVE SOME THING AGIANST FAT PEOPLE. THINK IF YOU LOST YOUR LEGS AND YOU GAINED WEIGHT, YOU WOULD INDEED BE IN A WORSE SUITATION THEN THAT GIRL!!, THANK GOD YOUR IN GOOD SHAPE. DON'T YOU THINK FAT PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS AND THEY ARE HUMAN !! GET A LIFE YOU LOOOOSSER

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The man

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 06:47 am
The Pimp am with u brotha. Why should ppl be fake about how they look or how old they are? Do they think when we see them we'll not notice that they is uuuuuugggglllyyy and fat fat fat? Your language was a bit rough and may offend this fat ugly gal, but that may be the only lingua they understand. Keep it real.

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HONEST-TO-THE-BONE

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 02:19 pm
WHY do girls FAKE the way they LOOK??

I don't know about many other girls but i am a pretty good looking women and i don't think u would disagree if you saw my pic :). I lie about the way i look when i'm chattin b'cos as soon as i mention that i'm good looking to a guy he automatically thinks "yes". I don't want any guy getting his hopes up about anything! I just go on there to talk, meet interesting and intelligent people (which is rare!). I usually meet little boys like pimp who think i will meet them and if they think i'm pretty i will date them....NO WAY!

So basically when i go onto chat i want the person to like me for my personality, clever writing, the way i am ya know? Not because i'm good looking.


& NEWAYS EVEN IF I WAS THE MOST UGLIEST GIRL OR MOST PRETTIEST GIRL EVER I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER MEET SOMEONE FROM THE NET....OH NO.

U NEVER KNOW WHAT PSYCHOTIC IDIOTS.... LIKE PIMP I MIGHT MEET!

CIAO

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Somalian-Thug

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 02:36 pm
mothfucka give me your name and address i will come all the way from seattle to dc to beat your ugly beastt pimp wanna be ass nigga...is that something to share nigga huh huh huh..you bitch ass nigga talking •••• about the girl like that she doesn't need this •••• from a horny looser like you nigga. you make somali niggazz look bad no wonder why they hate some of us is niggazz like you should be killed tradionally.

respond mothafucka i'm gonna break those skinny legz if i eva see you writtin •••• like that

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THE_PIMP

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:08 pm
ummm----sed_ the fag ":O i feel sory for your little faget sorry-ass bitchh-negro and as far as the anonymous goes you smell like a fat-bitch for realz and for that idiot fake DC FAGET NIGGRO goes
i am the fucking pimp you are lucky your sisters don't leave near my satate bitch-ass-motherfucker
what you know about being a pimp motherfucker as for me i been in this game ELEVEN YEARS GOING UP 12 BOUGHT MY LEX AND BENZ FROM IT MOTHERFUCKER
1999 SO for your information i got alots shitt that you dream of it skinny-smelly-molian wouldn't
never get it in twenty years from now motherfucker.AND MY NIGGA THE MAN-DUDE YOU FEEL ME NIGGA GOOD LOOKING OUT :)
AND THAT {HONEST--TO--THE---FAT--COW BITCHH THERE.
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU..so basically when i go to the chat i want the person to like me for my personality":O":O":O" yukkkk reality check on you fat bitchh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.:)
AND THAT SOMALIAN FAKE THUG--MORE LIKE A
FAKE SOMALIAN-SMELLY-MONKEY-LOVING SKINY-SMELLY-MOLIAN FAGET GOES NIGGA IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DEAL WITH THE PIMP YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE UNLIKE YOU FAGETS I DON'T THINK TEN MOLIANS CAN DEAL WITH ME
AND THATS WORD IF YOU WANT COME DOWN TO THE DC-LIFE THATS WHERE I HANG OUT MY FRIDAYS ASK THE BOUNSERS WHERE I AM AT MOSTLY AT THE V.I.P LOUNCH
I AM FAR FROM BEING SKINNY AND FUNNY LOOKING LIKE YOU FUCKERS ARE SO KEEP THAT IN MIND BITCHH-NIGGA
AS MATTER FACT WHY DON'T WICH STATE YOU IS IN I MIGHT PIMP YOUR SISTERS AND WIFES AND YOUR COUSINS TOO BITCHH-ASS-NIGGA YOU ARE...I MIGHT EVEN LET MY FIRAT BITCH PIMP YOUR BROKE AS MOLIAN FUCKKER... WORD IS BORN ":O":O":O":O":O":O" ••••'ER

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The cool girl

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:11 pm
Hi Pimp or I should say Pump!
You have no right to say those tarable
words to somalian girls.
You are a stupid boy who dosn't have a girlfriend that is why you say that!!
You know what I think that you have sorry for you self.

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Mr. DC

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 06:45 am
If the PIMP had a girl, would he be talking about sex all the time?, I think not. All you know how to write is what you copied from BET, go to ESL classes then come to the forums to express your opinion in a civilized manner.


PS. DC is not a state...........

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THE_PIMP

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:58 pm
the thing is here i was only sharing my experience i had with a fatty's thats all but its
obvious now its overwaight people in this web too
no wonder people get so offended by this:(
one more thing to the fat people i was once little
choby too but i had to work-out that fat part you too can do the same fat's its so simple!!!!!!
GO TO THE GYM!!!!!! THATS ALL:)
ans for the COOL-GIRL MORE LIKE COOLFATIO THERE.
JUST SHUT-UPP and stay in school for better english so you can make some sense! no ofence sweety...":O

and for the Mr.DC there how can i copy anything from tv. idiot unlike you i am undergratuate student as if you know what that even means...
and obviosly DC is district not a state...
dump-fucker.. you are just too naive for me. :(

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Anonymous

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 03:44 am
To-Pimp
U again making no sense chating ••••. I have an Q for u did u every go school cause bro u need help.
Have long look at u'r self and repeat after me "If I have nothing positive to say than I will say nothing at all".
Remember my words next time u feel like killing us with u'r stupidity.

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wiilwaal

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 06:09 am
U MOMY WAS WRIGHT WHEN SHE NAMED YOU " THE PIMP"
THAT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY TO U EDIOT, DUMMY, EMTY HEADED, ASS HOLE, SOB, SON OF A WHORE.............
>
>
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sorry to my sisters are bros. :)

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Anonymous

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 06:45 am
Pimp,

I didn't know the only reason people went to the chatroom was to get a date...lol..that is really funny.
But if your story is true....u r an as$hoLe. But i know ur story is fake...coz what girl in her right mind would take that kind of sh!t from a guy...come on..be realistic! I sense that u aint all that either...whenever i see ur name, i imagine a fat,ugly,lazy-ass, retard...i swear! Has anyone ever pictured him that way too?

As you said,
"its only a chat not a pick-upp place."
So why didn't u take ur own advice huh?..lol

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THE_PIMP

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 11:19 pm
to anonymous all i can say to you is..........
DUHHHHHHH..... DUHHHHHHHH..... DUHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT.
no offence but a duhhhhhhhhhhh ":O

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shity

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:26 pm
The fag once agian had spoken. you the only Gay bith around here is you dump ••••. the only reason people go on chat is to have fun u idoit. on the other hand pl like who can't get with anyone in real life go there make lies about how you look. because you know too well that ppl will turn away from your dump ugly ass non-human being if they really see who you are. you filthy animal who speaks from his ass. oh yeah what up with you and fat women did you see your moma everywhere you look or somethin.

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LOOOOOOOL

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:58 pm
looooooooooooooool
yo pimp nigga your funny yo keep it up
tell the truth nigga i'm with u 100%
anyways i gotta bounce now
peace out

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 09:54 pm
this is for that MISS FAT SHITY-HEAD..there
ok, there fat-fuckk whats with the insulting me
do you get a kick-out that little fat-cunt
LOOSE THE WAIGHT FEEL GREAT.
FAT-FUCKK":O

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Anonymous

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 04:21 am
THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAG THE PIMP THE FAGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO UNDERSTAND NOW OR DO YOU NEED MORE.
I THINK I AM GOING TO FIND YOU MR. FATTY THAT IS WHAT U WANT RIGHT. I GETCHA DON'T NEED TO TAKE OUT ON ANYONE. WE'LL FIND YOU A REALLY GOOD PARTNER TAKE IT EASY DON'T NEED TO BE STRESS OUT. THE EMERGENCY HELP IS ON THE WAY.

NOTE~
EVERYONE HELP! WE NEED TO FIND THIS BROTHA A GOOD DESCENT MAN WHO WOULD LOVE HIM FOR HIM. WHO WILL TAKE A GOOD CARE OF HIM BY SHUTTING HIM UP. AND LETS NOT FORGET HE HAS TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THATS WHAT THE FAG LIKES.

THE FAG DON'T YOU WORRY WE'LL FIND U ONE. I PROMISE. THEN AGAIN I CAN'T PROMISE YOU ANY THING CUZ I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT TO BE WITH A DUMP •••• LIKE U BUT WE'LL TRY OUR VERY BEST. OKEY! AND WHEN WE DO I HOPE U BE HAPPY AND STOP BEING BITCH TO PPL. YOU FUCKIN BITCH.
C-YA

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UknowN

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 07:14 am
Yo Pimp is like Friday what happen to you...yo that •••• is funny, mainly one the reason i don't trust girls on the net kid......Don't diss the girl like that thow dog, let her do her thang i mean for all we know it could of went down the other way around........she was you and then she diss u. anyhow keep ur head up.
nice story.

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Lady.M

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 09:19 am
HAVE YA ALL NOTICED THAT THE PIMP CAN'T SPELL.........EVEN THE GUY THAT AGREED WITH HIM CAN'T SPELL.

FOR THE PIMP:
FIRST OF ALL EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL IN THERE OWN WAY, THAT IS HOW GOD CREATED THEM..........AND U CAN'T CREAT A CRETURE AS CLOSE AS GOD'S BEAUTIFUL
DESIGN. WHY WOULD A GIRL, PURE&INONCENT WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU? YOU ARE STATING THAT THEY GO TO THE CHAT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GET DATES ON THEIR OWN, THEN I'VE A QUESTION FOR YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO THERE?
CAN'T GET A GIRL TO GIVE YOU A SECOND LOOK?
GET REAL AND GROW UP.............WHAT EVER HAPPENED AT THAT DATE IT IS BETWEEN U AND HER NOT THE SOMALI COMMUNITY. FEAR THE LORD THAT CREATED YOU AND RESPECT YOUR MOTHER BY USING THE NAME SHE GAVE U INSTEAD OF "THE PIMP".

SALAAMS , NUFF RESPECT TO ISLAAM
HASTA LUEGO AMIGOS

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 01:37 pm
Ok there lady-M...
you said that i can't spell, you are right sometimes i make mistakes but i know that i can't level with you too, i understamd every one is pretty but to certain extent but i wasn't talking about that if you notticed it i was more upset her
waight then the pretty-part but obviously you haven't been paying enough attention to it, and please next time you gona make your point-crossed to me try to look into you frist. the reason i said that was you said that"respect your mother by using the name she give me"
duhhh.....are you telling me to post my real name
on the net. duhhhhhh...I CAN SEE YOU STILL HAVE LITTLE IGNORENCE IN YOU SWEETY...
but its ok we all been there some point our life..
no hard feelings baby-love..:)
and to the 'UNKNOWN' BROTHER atleast you feel me dogg, but to be honest my story is real..walaahi
i don't like telling lies. thats not me bro..

and for the "ononymous" you are obviously realted to fat people , or maybe you are overwaight.
who knows but to call me a fag you are wrong about that and as far as you... sweety you still
have enough time to loose some pounds..think about that there is nothing better then feeling
FAT FREE...IN YOUR MIND AND BODY..
don't get me wrong i am only being helpfull.:)

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Termssss

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 09:18 am
Pimp Yo U just need to remeber what goes around cames around so i think u should learn to treat every girl with the same respect u would want your mother or sister to be trended with so what if the girl was Fat AND Rememberr to respectt yourself mann

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girl of UR DREAMS

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 08:25 am
MAN......PIMP....IM REALLY DIGUSTED WID U...I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE 2 START COZ UR THAT STUPID! LET ME PUT IT IN SIMPLE TERMS FOR YOUR SLOW BRAIN...UR THE GYM AT THE BACK OF MY SHOE...SO TO EVEN THINK THAT A GIRL OF N E KIND HAS TO MARRY U MAKES ME WANNA CRY! MATE HOW CAN U EVEN CONTEMPLATE THAT A SOMALI GIRL WANTS TO GO OUT WID U....NO MATTER WHAT HER PHYSICAL APPEARANCE!! AS FAR AS AM CONCERNED I WOULDN'T SPIT ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE...LET ALONE GO TO MEET UP WID U!!! LETS JUST SAY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO WIN THE LOTTERY 10 TIMES B 4 U COULD EVA GET WID ME!! I'D REALLY LIKE TO BIG UP MR DC AND ANONYMOUS THOUGH COZ THEY SOUND DECENT! PIMP GO GET A LIFE..COZ I DONT EVEN THINK U KNOW WOT THW WORD MEANS!!!U THICK WANKER!! I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT THE ONLY REASON U DONT LIKE BIG GIRLS IS COZ U HAV BEN TURNED DOWN BY THEM.........SO DIG A HOLE IN UR BEDROOM WALL...COZ BABE I DONT THINK U'LL BE GETT'N N E FOR A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG TIME!!!

ALL U OTHA BOYS WHO EVEN THINK OF DISS'N SOMALI GIRLS U BEST THINK IF U WANT TO B MESS'N WID MY BRAIN....AND ALL U DECENT MANS...U KNOW UR THE BEST BOOs and aint no wannabe's gona TAKE UR PLACES!!!

PEACE Y'ALL
**ZEE**
xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

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hopeless in denmark

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 01:29 pm
lllllllllllooooooooooooool,pimp am with you i dont see anything wromg with being honest.atleast you were, by telling you story i enjoyed it.and for the fools this is the humour page you suppossed to say a story which is funny and pimp did just that.go boy like i once told you b4 i love a man with a good sense of humour.

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THE_PIMP

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 03:28 pm
to the hopeless in denmark:):):):):)
sweatheart unlike most idiots here you feel me
thanx for being understanding....
and for all these idiots you pay close attention
to the story...it was something i regretly went through.......
AND FOR THE GIRL-OF-YOUR-DREAMS.. there you are more like":O":O":O":O":O":O" i don't want call you anynames couse i don't feel like level'n it with you i am far a head from you but "sweety" no hard feelings i was just sharing my experience with..
"FAT" girls wich i had no idea she was overwaight
but all i was doing was share my thoughts with you guys, and "sweety" nothing is too LATE you still have a chance to "LOSE THE WAIGHT" i get the feeling that you are somehow related to the
"FAT" PEOPLE is it me or everyone else notticed that....":O":O":O":O
your name should be more like...
i promised i was gona call you anynames..
ONE THING THOUGH ...
THINK ABOUT THE PAIN I WENT THROUGH....:(

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AC/DC, The Heavy Metals Fan

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 05:26 pm
Oo hadana buurnaantii waxay noqotey ceeb miyaa?
sowtii gabdhaha buurnaanta lagu raaci jirey maaha
oo la oran jirey CUSUL BARAR lol, Warba idinkaaa haya belo war dadyoowgan ma waxay joogaan aduunyo kale mise anaa moodey, mise way dhalan gadoomeen.

Pimp

Miyaad la socotaa in hada kadib State-ka Georgia la soo degin doono sharci cusub oo lagula dhaqmi doono Pimps-ka iyagu gabdhaha maskaxda ka xada dhileynimadana bara.

Miyaad ogtahay in gabar 12 jir ah oo dhilo ah la qabtey kadibana la ogaadey in pimp 19 jir ah uu dhilonimo ku qasbay isagoo lacagteeda ku dul cunayey miyaadna ogtahay sida dad badan oo aan anigu ku mid ahay uga xumaadeen arinkaa inkastoo gabadhaas somali aheyn.
saaxib iska ilaali ereyga Pimp isugu yeeridiisa

ereyga Pimp maadan isugu yeerteen hadaad garaneyso meesho uu xaalkiisa marayo maanta.

Iska ilaali saaxib isugu yeerida ereyga pimp ssiba markaas ku jirtid chat rooms-yadan, Yahoo, Aol, Msn, waayo dharcad ayaa fiiro gaar ah kuu yeelanayesa iskana jir ereyada aad ku hadleeysid WAXAAD IILA EGTAHAY NIN ADUUNYADA MADAXA KU MARAYA.

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THE_PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 07:32 am
the AC/DC the heavy metals fan--THERE
"THAT WAS THEN" THIS IS KNOW things changed:)
listen guy don't you think by know, i should know what i am doing so if something happened in ATL-georgia, what the heck is that got to do with my net-name co'moon now man...
anyone can use any name say anything tell...
bush-to fuckk-off or in this case to anyone..
this is AMERICA MAN freedom of speach did you forget that anyways if you like "FAT" WOMAN thats you guy but, I personally I HAPPENED TO LIKE FIT
AND HEALTHY WOMAN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK...
I DON'T THINK SO...

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THE PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 12:37 pm
Ok let me tell u the tru!
I like fat girls but they never give me a chance,i'm sorry for the lies and i loved the girl that i was dissing,she was my girl of 2 years and she cheated me with a girl and that's why i'm so ungry,sorry my sistahs and bro's for everything.

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THE_PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:34 pm
SO NOW FAT-BITCHES EVEN INTIMITATED ME TOO
GOD-DAMNNN obviously i don't sound like you the so fake-fat bitchh posting my name here..
TRY AGAIN FAT BITCHHH YOU WISH....
you are a joke...:):):):):):):)
the least you could a done was sounded like me
nottttttttttttttttt. try again fatt-fuckk":O

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THE_PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:36 pm
":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O"

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Ahmed

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 08:07 am
hay dowg iam not here to clown or anything ya know but understand that fat sistas need a luve tooo. obviusly u r more caword than a man,. that gurl could be tha gurl of ur dream.... don't u know she could loose a 1oolb tommorow. i bet u u be like goddamn she is blessed with beauty ... nigga understands this is not about how look on tha outside is how u loook in the inside..... peace to ya dammy assssss...

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KazeClosed

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 09:59 am
hey i beleive ur story, well at least part of it.

but THE PIMP u r from East London, and u r talkinf about about Farduse from north London

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The man

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 11:14 am
Suuuupp The Pimp,

Iam here to back u up a little. U really crack me up, and I think all your posts are hilarious.

I thought for a minute it was u on your knees, confessing that a fat bitch had gone LESBIAN on you. :O:O I was disappointed, but am sure it's one of the fatsos misusing your thread name.

Lady M, girl don't come here correcting others on their English writing skills, when u stink at it!!!! Read thru ur post, and don't be afraid to use the 'SPELLING CHECKER'.And is Lady M the name ur mom gave u or what? As for the other 'FATSO LOVERS' getta stepping off this thread, coz this was written for the Brothas in pain after a 'FATTY EPISODE' with Miss Burger.

Peace The Pimp and y'all.

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Lady.M

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:39 pm
For all of you talking sh!t about fat girls, why talk so much about them if u r not enjoying it?
I'm not gonna say I'm fat cause I aint and I'm here to defend my sistas...........anyone could get fat..........especially after all the halwa u ppl ate on the eid day, I could go up few kilos and I wouldn't wanna be disrespected like that.
The pimp u r saying that u want a small girl, what make u think a skinny well fit girl would want u? I'm well fit and educated and I would never give a guy that talks like that a second look!! Give everyone respect...........and u will get respect back, lets say that u get married to a well fit girl...........and all of the sudden she becomes fat..........would u leave poor sistah? You seem like a wise guy but lose that attitude u have towards ur sisters.

The Man:I'll come here and do what ever, say whatever, dis your sorry ass and what? Yes LadyM is my name do u have a problem with that or what?
And stop disrespecting the girls like that, everyone has the right to be they way wanna be..........I sure u r some skinny nigga with no respect. Think before u speak, don't talk sh!t about females like that; You were carried by one, u were born with one,u r gonna marry one and u r gonna have one! tell me would u call ur moma fat?
So please give the girls a break...........they don't talk about all the skinny somali boys.

Peace to the Somali nation.

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 12:16 am
AHMAD- you said you are not here to clown be but
you did it anyway.......enough of that let me explain to you about me nigga i work-out seven-days a week just to stay health so i expect anyone that i deal with just the same...not realy
but atleast have a flat-belly you know not a
beer-belly i just happened to like pretty-fit-girls, thats all and for the IDIOT kaze-closed
FROM where i am from DC baby south-east DC
not lodon stupid":O do i sound like you fuckk's
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
THE MAN enough respect nigga you feel my pain:)
AND as far as THE LADY_M goes sweetheart if my girl gain waight i will take her fat-ass to the gym and work-out with her and i am far from being
skinny i tell you that much and there reason i post this was MOST-somalian girls are out a shape'
ALMOST i am not saying girls only but guys...
i am not dealing with a guy though....
and for your information if you look prety-and-fit
GOOD FOR YOU....and STAY HEALTHY:)

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FATIMA

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:11 pm
PIMP YOU TELL IT LIKE ITS BRO I LIKE THAT IN YOU
AND I LIKE YOUR STYLE AND YOUR HONESTY TOO
AND THANX FOR SHARING YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH US
I AM REALLY SORRY THE PAIN YOU WENT THROUGH
BRO
ONE LOVE

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fatima

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:13 pm
remember brother there are pretty fit girls out there for you like me and others i hope you find
girls like me
take kare bro

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Eve_girl

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 09:52 am
pimp that was some thing did you see her again
or not and in washington DC don't have that much
pretty girls anyways come to OHIO and i will take
care you boy and show you how we do it here..
we love real nigaz like you PIMP
keep it low low low

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MULKI

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:48 pm
PEOPLE NO NEED TO GET OFFENDED EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO HIS OR HER OPTION MAYBE HE IS RIGHT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAT SOMALI GIRLS OUT THERE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP ACTING LIKE SOMETHING THERE NOT AND IF YOU ARE FAT AND READING THIS GET YOUR FAT ASS IN TO GYM.

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MULKI

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:50 pm
PEOPLE NO NEED TO GET OFFENDED EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO HIS OR HER OPTION MAYBE HE IS RIGHT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAT SOMALI GIRLS OUT THERE AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THEM TO STOP ACTING LIKE SOMETHING THERE NOT AND IF YOU ARE FAT AND READING THIS GET YOUR FAT ASS IN TO GYM.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 12:41 pm
TRUE YOU TALK SWEETIE...
:):):):):):):):):):):):)

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