     THE_PIMP | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:33 pm
I was having a launch with friend of mine in a local restaurant then he spotted an attactive woman sitting at the restaurant alone. after an
hour of gathering his courage, he approached her and asked, would you mind if i chatted with you for a while?"
she responded by yelling at the top of her lungs, NO I DON'T WANT COME OVER TO YOUR PLACE
TONIGHT!!!
with everyone in the restaurant staring at him
he crept back to our table, puzzled and humiliated. so was i too, act like i didn't know him, after few minutes later, the woman walked over to us and apologized "I AM SORRY IF I EMBARASED YOU" SHE SAID, BUT I AM GRADUATE STUDENT IN PSYCHOLOGY AND I AM STUDYING HUMAN REACTION TO EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS"
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS MY FRIEND RESPONDED,
' WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO HUNDRED AND FIVTY DOLLARS!
that was somehow embarrassing and verry funny.
walaahi!!!!!!!!! i spilled the chicken salad i had on the floor that day......cracking upp |
| THE_PIMP | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:38 pm
QUESTION- hown many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER- thats not FUNNY.
did you get the point there. |
| madina702 | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 01:47 pm
i thought it was cute , keep it up, i'm still laughing.
lol. |
| CJ | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:22 pm
MAAAAAAAAAN THAT WAS FUNY. KEEP IT UP BRO. |
| cali_gal | Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 06:03 pm
loooooooooooool
lol
lol
DUDE I THOUGH THAT WAS VERY FUNNY......AM STILL LAUGHING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YO...MAC MAC...KISS KISS |
| foxyyyyyy | Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:03 pm
lol lol that was funny guy post more jokes like that you is the man pimp i wish you were mine
too bad you don't live in vancouver...loooool
byeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| badboykiller | Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:54 pm
one day i was playing football at the park with my friends and we were wining at the othere team but some how a naked lady came to the park and all of as looked at the ladys and we forget about our mach with the othere team and the othere team was not looking at the lady and they were scoring and they were wining and some guy from the othere team was saying to my friend stop fucking ur self go and play the football and the othere friends said we not fucking ower self we are loking at these ladys fucking each othere. lololololol
that day i was so hot hot hot because i was playing football and some ladys come to the park and there were naked and there were fucking each othere. |
| THE_PIMP | Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:13 am
to the badboy-killer
man i don't know what to say to you but what the fuckk- was your point no offence but what are you talking about i don't get you man if you gona post some stupid shitt like this the least you could a done is make some sense ya heard...
so who cares if you saw some lesbians making out
who cares....fucking idiot.
no wonder i diss people like you it just gets to me somehow....i am sorry but i had to say it... |
| safia | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:04 pm
lol lol lol lol lol
pimp that was funny brother can you post some more
jokes your lovin sister
byeee |
| Maryan_eey | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:26 pm
pimp i loved your joke aboowe soo badi jokaada
thanx for making me lough your love maryaneey |
| Ubax | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 09:46 am
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pimp don't let these playa haters put you down
do your thing man we love your jokes out here
in london |
| SHUUKE | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:30 am
HEY YO THE PIMP TAKE CARE OF THESE WEIRDOS CALLED BAD BOYKILLER I MEAN SMACK HIM SILLY HIS MAMA'S PROBABLY SOOOOO UGLY THAT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE WAS AN APPOLOGY LETTER FROM THE POPE QAX QAX QAAAAAAAX NOW THAT'S A JOKE |
| badboykiller | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 02:38 am
yo PIMP
u fucking dick head u thing u all that because u make some •••• up jokes and u thing u are hard but as i see u are nothing for me and if i am making some jokes that is not funy for u so kep it to ur self because i dont like people thinking there are all that but there are nothing.
so •••• u and ur mather and ur dad and all ur family u oh oh and ur sister that i raped here. hahahahaha |
| THE PIMP | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 02:59 am
ive got a hairy arse |
| Abdi | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 04:01 am
ya pimp
badboy respact for all them jokes you made,
it is funny what is going on between you and badboykiller, pice |
| badboykiller | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 04:06 am
yo PIMP
U ARE •••• UP IN THE HEAD NOW BECAUSE U ARE SWEARING AT UR SELF AND U ARE BE COMING DUM AND DUM EVRY DAY AND UR MATHER IS BITCH DO U KNOW AHY BECAUSE I FUVKED HERE LAST NIGHT AND SHE WAS VERY HONEY AND SHE ALL WAYS PHONE ME AND SAYING TO ME PLZZ BABY COME TO MY HOME TO NIGHT TO •••• ME I SAY TO HERE •••• U BITVH I DONT WABT U BUT UR SISTER SHE IS REALY NICE AND I WANT TO RAPE HERE TO NIGHT. |
| QOF YAABAN | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:04 pm
I WAS WONDERING WHEN MY SOMALIAN BROS AND SIS ARE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO TELL A JOKE, BUT I THINK IF YOU GUYS KEEP PRACTICE YOU ALL WILL GET THERE.TO BE HONEST I WAS READING THIS THING FOR AN HOUR AND I NEVER THOUGH SOMEONE CAN THINK THIS IS FUNNY. |
| THE_PIMP | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 12:38 pm
to QOF WAREERSAN..YAABAN what ever the case is
you know the reason why you don't get this joke..
'couse you probably don't understand that much
so i suggest you shouldn't bother it.
to the FAGET WHO CALL HIM SELF . badboykiller
your name should be badboy cocksucker.
or badboy gay lord.
or badboybitch nigger.
couse you sound all that plus you SUCK big time.
STAY IN SCHOOL FOOL
GET YOUR E.S.L clasess done ok. bro-FAGET
what a fucking idiot you are.. i know the truth
HURTS but somebody gotta set you stariaght..
and it just happened to be ME.. •••••• |
| SEXY_ALISHA | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 05:33 am
WUZ UP, I WANT DA VA PPL IN DA U.S TO HOLLA AT A SEXY SISTA! |
| THE_PIMP | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:24 pm
where about in VA is you at
holler back aigh't |
