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Arab and American Guy Conversing...Joke®·

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): Arab and American Guy Conversing...Joke®·
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Friday, February 23, 2001 - 01:37 am
An Arab is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Arab ignores the American who begins to chat :
The American : Do you eat that bread entirely ?
The Arab : Of course !
American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to the Arabs.
The Arab says nothing.
The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread ?
The Arab repeats : Of course !
American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast, we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to the Arabs.
Now, the Arab asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them ?
The American : We throw them away, of course !
The Arab : We donot. We collect them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States!!!!!!!!

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Butterfly

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:05 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool That was so funny bro keep it up am still laughing.u know am in class the whole class is wondering what the heck am laughing @ :):):):):) walaahi u crack me out

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THE_PIMP

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:38 pm
OK THERE sed the fag was that supposed to be a JOKE. DARN you sed, YOU SUCK BIG TIME. try again?
what an idiot you are! you is a joke for real:):)
dump ass ••••-face..... try something with a little humor in it duhhhhhhhhhh! earth to the
assholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.":O":O":O":O

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THE_PIMP

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:39 pm
OK THERE sed the fag was that supposed to be a JOKE. DARN you sed, YOU SUCK BIG TIME. try again?
what an idiot you are! you is a joke for real:):)
dump ass fuckK-face..... try something with a little humor in it duhhhhhhhhhh! earth to the
assholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.":O":O":O":O

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ABDUL

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 09:49 am
THAT WAS KIND OF FUNNY
BUT NEXT COME WITH MORE JOKES

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Anonymous

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 07:03 am
lol...that was funnyyyyyyy.
PIMP aka (Attention Seeker). shut up! Stop hatin' just coz he is more liked than u...and more respected doesn't mean u gotta take it out on him...lol


Seducer...keep 'em coming
BTW, where have u been these days?

bYe

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Americas.

Monday, February 26, 2001 - 09:54 am
Funny lool

but next time copy ur E-mail jokes correctly ok

I believe it was Between a Canadian man and an American man

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KC

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 11:49 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOL SEDUCER,DAT WAS FUNNNNYYY BRO
THANKS MAN,COME WITH MORE.

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