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TOP 5 DESTANATION A WIFE SEEKER SHOULD NOT GO TO!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): TOP 5 DESTANATION A WIFE SEEKER SHOULD NOT GO TO!!
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NINXOON

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 03:58 pm
GENTLEMEN THESE ARE THE TOP DESTINATION THAT A WIFE SEEKER SHOULD STAY THE HELL A WAY FROM...OTHER-WISE HE SHOULD ONLY BLAME HIM SELF AND I REPEAT HIMSELF TO BLAME IF HIS SO CALLED BRIDE DOESN'T TURN OUT TO BE "AN ALL SOMALIAN GIRL"

1- VIRGINIA-DC AREA
BOY OH BOY, I HAVE YET TO FIND A VIRGIN BITCH IN THAT PLACE..BITCHES ARE PICKED UP BY THE DOZENS AT D.C. LIGHT AT ANY GIVING SATURDAY, BUT THERE IS A CATCH YOUR ASS BETTER NOT BE SOMALI...
2-SAN FRANCISCO SAN JOSE AREA
MAN THESE BITCHES ARE WAY DEEP IN THE GAME EVERY NEW YEAR'S THEY CLAIM TO BE VIRGINS ALL OVER..IF YOU ARE A SOMALI DON'T EVEN TRY IT...YOU MIGHT AS WELL MASTURBATE...CAUSE AS SURE AS HELL THEY AIN'T GIVING YOU NO KOOCHIE WITH THAT SKINNY SHAFF OF YOURS.......
3-COLUMBUS, OHIO
THEM BITCHES HAVE BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE SYAD BARY DAYS, LIFE TIME EXPERIENCE I MIGHT ADD...I GOOTA GIVE THEM CREDIT THOUGH, THEIR SINGLE MOTHERS ARE TRULY DIDCATED TO
THEIR INFANT BABIES WHERE THEY WOULD HOLD THE BABY IN ONE HAND AND A CUP OF COKE AND RUM ON THE OTHER..
4- DOWNTOWN TORONTO
THESE BITCHES JUST LIKE McDONALD'S HAVE BEEN SERVING PUSSY TO UGLY ASS JAMAICAN SINCE 1989,BEWARE WHEN THESE BITCHES ASKED YOU FOR COKE THEY DON'T MEAN COKE AS AN SOFT DRINK..IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN.....
5-SEATTLE,WASHINGTON
DAMN, THESE FLIGHT 13 BITCHES LEARNED HOW SAY SCREW-DRIVER B4 THEY LEARNED HOW TO SPELL EXCUSE ME... I HAVEN'T MET A HOE WITH A BIG TIME ACCENT TILL I HAVE BEEN THERE.......


TRULY YOURS,


NINXOON

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AliWuDog

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:32 pm
OBVIOUSLY U EITHER HAVE BAD LUCK OR U WAS NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. THEY MUST HAD REJECTED U SINCE U ARE ALCOHOLIC AND OUT OF SHAPE.

BUT ONE THING I'VE TO GIVE U CREDIT FOR THE INFO. U GOT ME CRACKING UP IN HERE..............LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOOL
WHAT A MISERY TRIP U HAD ACHIEVED....mERRY-gO-aROUND!

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CILMI

Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:22 pm
THAT WAS FUNNY YO BUT AL TAKE UR WORLD FOR IT.
AND YEAH U SHOULD HAVE SAID ONLY 98% OF THEM
BUT HEY I KNOW MYWAY AROUND BRO MY SKILLS R GREADLY ADMIRRED ALL AROUND THE WORLD LOL PEACE

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Platinum Player

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 08:29 pm
Yo NIN! You Telling the truth about D.C.! LOL

ASS OR CA$H.......NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.

Another Dirty South Drama! From -ATL.....I met this Somali Chickk so Fine at the Club (DC-LIVE)..This Bitch had the Body that gives u the Chills..Nice titties with a matching Ass....To me she had the whole world in her pants
Thinking to myself at this time and realized...She ain't got underwear, its in the signs somebody's getting fucked 2night . When I saw that Ass pass, U know I have to had her.
I went to her with the sneaky eyes..U know c I luv these kinda bitchs cos they ain't wit that Bullshit...She asked me where I'm from..I got to lie u know..Me from South Africa but Im here 4 Buzniz....So, here we talking then she asked me to buy a drink ...What kind? she said some kinda Ice-T...II dont know what the fuckk was that but it cost me $12...bitch! talking 2 myself. but i want her to get drunk..On the dance floor Im telling her Put cha Ass out..She was on Fire! Backing dat Azz up..After while She said lets go to your place...When we get there she said: " look, I really don't want 2 fuckk tonight, unless u got $200 ".. I told her Bitch! Right now, I got exacly $60 is that close enough! And $200,000 in the bank. On the bed here I'm knocking pictures off the wall watching all the faces she be making when Im in it...Making Hella noise getting freaky ...danmmm...The pusssy was gooooood....Hot and biting at the same time. Bitchs you all beter save that Pusssy for Uz.
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BEYONCE......

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 07:27 am
NINXOON NIGGA PLZ....SEATTLE GIRLS DON'T HAVE ACCENTS...AND THEY ARE MORE EDUCATED THEN U...STUPID BITCH...AND BY THE WAY WHO IN DA ••••'' U THINK U ARE??? JUST CUZ U GOTS NO HOE....NOT ANYONE'S BUT YOUR FAULT AIGHT NIGGA. THE GUYS IN SEATTLE NEED HELP NOT THE GALS AIGHT AND U KNOW U BEEN TO ONLY ONE OF DEM PLACES U LISTED....THE OTHERS WHAT DID U LOOK IT UP ON THE NET....STUPID MOTHAFUCKER U ARE....ANYWAYZ U ARE NOT EVEN WORTH THE TIME SO AM OUT
DUMB BITCH

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Anonymous

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 08:11 am
TO PLATIUM PLAYER YOUR A BAD MAN....

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DCPLYER

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 08:29 am
HEY pPLAYER I THINK I SAW YOU UP ON THE REGGAE FLOOR WITH THAT CHICK HER HANDS ON THE FLOOR, AND HER BOOTY LOOKING UP GREETING EVERYBODY AROUND HER.

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ATLANTAMAN

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 08:45 am
YO PLAYER THEN YOU WOKE UP RIGHT? U LYING MOTHER-FUCKER, U WISH THAT WILL HAPEN TO YOU, U LYING SON OF BICTH. GUYS LIKE U MAKE US LOOK BAD. OUR WOMEN GOT MORE CLASS THAN THAT SO NEXT TIME COME CORRECT.

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NINXOON

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 05:08 pm
PLATINUM PLAYER

PLAY ON PLAYER..GEEEES UP HOES DOWWWWWWN

BYONCE
I BET YOU ONE OF THEM UGLY ASS DARK BITCHES
THAT THE SUPERSONICS PLAYERS USED AND ABUSED...
WEREN'T ABOARD THAT FAMOUS GLIGHT (13) ...YEP
WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME ANYWAYS, LET ME GUESS: XALEEMO, CIBADO, KHADIGA, NADEEFO TALKING ABOUT BOYNCE ...TRICK GET A GRIP.......

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Platinum Player

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:24 pm
ATLMAN! BOY PLZ! THIS IS NO JOKE DUMMY, UNLESS YOU R BLIND...I GUESS EVERY BITCH THAT HANGS WITH WHITES AND BLCKS IS YOUR WOMEN...NIGGER PLZ...

THAT'S RIGHT BOY I MAKE YA ASS LOOK BAD, COZ I GOT $$$ AND THE LOOK.I PLAY EVERY GAME IN TOWN, AND IS NOT MY FOUL THAT EVERY PRETTY CHICK WANTS 2 FLIP WIT ME.
BTW, I LIVE IN ATL SONNY!..SO KEEP YA MOUTH SHUT.

NINXOON! MO' INFO' FROM THE WORLD..HAHAHA
DC LOL...IT WASN'T ME!

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