     WiilWaal | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 08:33 am
A man on the run from the law joins the foreign legion. When he gets to the base he asks his sergeant what he's supposed to do for sex since they're fifty miles away from civilization. The seargent said 'Well I suppose if you really have to, you can use Elsie.' and points at a nearby camel. 'Thats gross.' says the man. The seargent just walks away. Three weeks later the man really needs sex. So he gets behind the camel and starts having his way with it. Then the sergeant and a platoon af men come walking in and stare at him. The man says, 'Sarge, is this the way?' The seargent says, 'No man, we usually ride her into town.' |
