     Boss | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 03:26 pm
Little Johnny
One day in class the teacher brought a bag of full of fruit.
“Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell me the fruit I am talking about.”
“Okay, First: It’s rounded, plumb and red.”
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher wisely ignored him and picks Deborah, who promptly answered “An apple”
“No Deborah, It’s a Beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second one, It’s soft, fussy, and colored red and brownish.
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. “Is it a peach.” Said Billy.
“No Billy, I’m afraid it is a potato. But I like your thinking.”
“Here is another: It’s long, yellow, and fairly hard.”
By know Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. “A banana,” she said.” No” the teacher replies,” It’s a squash, but I like your thinking.”
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. “Hey, I get one for you teacher; let me put my hand in mp pocket. Okay, I’ve got it: It’s round, hard, and it got a head on it.”
“Johnny!” she cries. “That’s disgusting!”
“Nope” answers Johnny, “It’s a quarter, but I like your thinking!” |
