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*** WHO IS DA MOST FINEST SOMALI BROTHA IN LONDON***

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): *** WHO IS DA MOST FINEST SOMALI BROTHA IN LONDON***
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LONDON LADY.

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:27 pm
LADIEZ LISTEN UP

DER IS A SUBJECT ON THE FINEST LADY IN LONDON

SO I CREATED A TOPIC ON THE FINEST BROTHA IN LONDON.

FEEL FREE 2 WRITE ANYTHING U WANT

BUT NO DISSING OR •••• LIKE DAT

AIGHT!!!!

LOVE PEACE HAPPINESS 2 U ALL

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PHYSICS-FAN-CLUB

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:16 pm
THE FINEST GUY IN LONDON---------
I CANT SEEM TO CHOSE BETWEEN TWO FINE MEN.
THE FIRST IS THAT WONDERFUL GUY BY THE NAME OF FUAAD.......YEAH GIRLS YOU GUESSED IT ITS THAT SHORT LIGHT SKINED WONDERFUL CHARICTER, GREAT PERSONALITY AND ABOVE ALL A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR.
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH HIM IS THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE LIVES, OR WHAT HE DOES......OTHER THAN THAT HOW CAN YOU FAULT SUCH A GUY......FUAAD FROM THE GIRLS OF PAST WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU


THE SECOND MAN, IS THE ONE AND ONLY HUGGY BEAR, THAT GREAT LOVER.THE ONE AND ONLY PHYSICS.....
YOU KNOW HE ADS SEXUALITY WITH A ONE IN A MILLION SMILE.........PHYSICS IS BY FAR THE FINEST MAN IN LONDON....

WE LOVE YOU PHYSICS....NEXT TIME GIVE US A RIDE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE................

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LONDON LADY

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:26 pm
HEY SISTA

WHO IZ DIZ PHYSICS GUY WHERE HE AT SIS

KEEP WRITING EVERYONE


LOVE PEACE HAPPINESS 2 U ALL

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samira

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:59 am
the finest somali brother in london is daco! oh gosh once you get a glance of this romeo. girls you all will drop dead. he has a sexy spam that you can see from a distance. and the way he bops man he looks like a sexy dragon trying to walk with one leg.
love from Samira. xxxx

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K-K-K

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 01:34 am
daco hahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahah ....

s*it i can't stop laughing. I need ragained my breath back.....oh sh*t here I go again hahahahahahahahhhhhaahahhhha
ahahahahahahahahaahahahhhahahahahahahahahaah

aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh

why did u make me do that ahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahaahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahah ......thats the funniest thign I heard in ages......thanx for cheering me up.

I heard daco can't get motor bike licence coz' the helmet won't fit therefore the authority had refused him.lol

peace keep me posted

hahahahaahahhahhaaaaaaaa

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samia

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 03:48 am
the finest bro in west london is nominated just today and his outstanding looks,personality lead him to sucha a achievment. ladies and gentlemen please give up for the phanominal the one and only one the ladyyyyyyyyyyy loveeeeeeeeer mr. malik. let me just describe him a bit he's tall dark well build with sexy eyes.
peace
samia@west london

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layla

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 04:52 am
I think Omar is the best.love from a girl in northampton

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prostitute

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 05:44 am
•••• all u slags get the •••• of da net and start putting cucumber on tight, sipped, virgin somalian pussy of da net

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EAST/WEST/NORTH/SOUTH!

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 06:19 am
This is the wise girls with sense of a quality man:The wembley massive are the buffest,sexiest,thugest,loudest,finest,and most of all the "dumpest".there is one guy called khalid who has sex appeal,chararcter but taken.(damn you!)

Second there is Radwan brother can drop "heavy" beats with sexy hair,the brother works his way up! (next eposide)

finally there is "Sharke" the brother is fine with a sexy voice and a plastic card to provide for his pussy-cat!

So ladies abserve and learn that these brother are maasha-allah.but please contain yourselfs because they are reserved to high class arse.


until next time take care of your selfs!

"WING OUT":O!!!!

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hodan

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 11:56 am
The most tickest boy i know and had been with is

from london has to be hamza from west london i

think he is all that and a bag of chips honeys!!!!!!!!!!!!@~@~ love u lil.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RUFF HOOD HONEY

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:34 pm
LADIEZ LISTEN UP

DA MOST SEXIEST BREATH TAKING MAN ALIVE HAS 2 BE

MOHAMMED.T FROM NORTH LONDON.

DA MAN IS 2 DIE 4 HE HAS DA MOST SEXIEST SMILE(DIMPLES)

AND ALL I HAVE 2 SAY IS HE IS FLY WITH A CAPITAL "F"

IF ALL U LADIEZ WANNA SEE 4 UR SELF DEN COME 2 DA REWAYAD IN HACKNEY ON TUESDAY HE WILL BE DER


SO SI YA LATER LADIEZ

MO U R FINE BROTHA

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POSHLADY

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 01:38 am
1 OF DA FITEST FINE ASS GUYZ IN LONDON HAS 2 B MOHAMMED FROM DA WEST. THIS GUY IS SO FINE DAT U'RE EYES WILL POP OUT WHEN U C HIM,HE IS MASHAALLLLLLAH AND LET ME ADD HE IS MINE AND ONLY MINE SO SISTERS KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.

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X-GIRL

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 03:38 am
TO EAST/WEST:girl can i ask u a q what u mean that khalid is taken....when ur saying taken do u mean like he gott a girlfriend?by the way sis are u talking about khalid bbc.the guy who has a cousin named xamze?plz this is important to me if u answered it woud mean sow mutch!!!!!
anyway peace and love to all of u!!!!
h.a.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 11:37 am
LOOOOOOOOL YALL SOO FUNNY.
I REALLY ENJOY READIN THE NAMES OF THESE PPL YALL MENTIONING..KEEP THAT WAY YALL,AMA COME TO LONDON SOON,AND LOOK AROUND FOR THESE HUNKS..LOL.

NEWAYS PEACE YALL MUCH LOVE.
STAY SOMALIS.

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UNLUCKY GIRL

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 12:00 pm
THE CUTEST BRIGHTEST AND MOST OF ALL HE IS THE MOST CARING MAN OF ALL TIME. I MET HIM IN THE NET AND HE TOLD ME HE IS HALF SOMALI HAVE ARAB AND HE ALSO TOLD ME HE DID NOT LOOK LIKE SOMALI I DIDN'T BELIVE HIM AS EVERY ONE OF US DO. ANYWAY HE CALLED ME ONE DAY AND ASKED ME IF I CAN MEET HIM WHICH I DID. I STAND SOME WHERE CLOSE TO WHERE HE SAID HE IS COMING CUZ I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE ME FIRST. ANYWAY THERE IS WHITE MAN STANDING NEXT TO ME AND HE ASKED ME A DIRECTION WHEN I FINISHED POINTING HIM HE LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AND HE TALKED SOMALI LANG. I WAS SO SHOCKED I ONCE THOUGHT MY EYES IS DECEIVING ME, I CLOSE MY EYES OPEN AGAIN STILL COULD NOT BELIVE HIM THAT IS HIM. HE IS SO CUTE. HE TOOK ME TO HIS CAR AND WE TALKED AND TALKED GOD THAT WAS A DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.UNFORTUNATELY WHEN SHOW HIMSELF THAT HE WAS NOT LYING HE DISAPPEAR ON ME I NEVER SOW SINCE. BUT HE CUTE!!!! (ANYWAY HIS NICK IN THE CHATTING ROOMS WAS Haaheey)

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north londons very own sweeheart

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 05:33 pm
i think the finest MAN would, without the slightest pause or beat be..... FUAAD( u know, the guy who is apperantly in love with some girl who keeps callin the cops on him) neway i think the brother is lllllllllooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy ...however i was wonderin if he had given up on that excuse for a woman....if ne1 of yall know plz dont hesitate to share...

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:53 am
get a life all of you

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:57 am
I feel sorry for all you girls who dont know how to get a man. why do you have to tell us who the finest man/boy in london is no one wants to know.
who cares if mahamed is or khalid, keep you opinions yourself.

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SOUTH EAST

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 11:56 am
hey waz up ppl this is south east talking i think all da GUYS you grils name are da most fucking ugly's mens oops i mean (BOYZ) in london.... wat da •••• you guys blind or wat (PHYSICS) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK AGAIN GRILS....


PEACE AND LOVE
SOUTH EAST.....

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s_o_u_t_h_a_l_l

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 04:56 am
to the bitches out there,

u guys have no taste when it comes to good looking guys- who do you guys hang around with bunch of DOGS. i mean Hamza from west london- are you mad and skarke with a nasty face and Radwan are you insane. come on bbc is the dickest head i have ever met.


have some taste gals- don't diss respect yourself like that- you can do better.................................................................................................................the badest-gal in southall

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OUTLAW

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:04 am
HEY LONDON LADY DID U GET THE JOKE?
IF U DIDN'T IT IS THE MEN THAT ARE NOMINATING THEM SELVES LOL
I CAN BET ON IT ALL THESE NAMES HERE ARE MEN NAMING THEM SELVES LOL

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THE_PIMP

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:49 am
shuttttt upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp":O":O"
please who fucking cares. is this how this net turn out man this is humer site unless you gotta joke don't post anything got it...
you molian-morons..... you europeans SUCK
big time... no offence but get real....":O

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reall hamza

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 07:47 am
WHICH HAMZA IS THAT I WONDER????
IS IT BX MAN LOL.

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WHORE

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 10:53 am
i dont know which is which ,they all good to me,,Dhuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

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HALIMO

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 02:58 pm
plazzzzz girls have some respect for ur selfs i mean what is all this fine brother •••• pardon my french ppl, anyhow i no disrispect don't think that physics is anything... let alone fine he is butt ugly more like.... anyway can any of u show me where all these good looking guys are.......
no disrespect..
just for the record i think the most good looking man is my brother abdislan aka SHULUK, any of u ladies that wana find out for ur self can hola me at anytime..... we my dear's can keep in touch with me right here..... just ask HALIMO i am a future halimo just like the rest of u's

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WHORE

Monday, March 12, 2001 - 11:32 am
TO Halimo,,,sis please hook me up with bro becouse i never tried SHULUK , i heard they have small dick, i wonder how we gonna make sex ,no disrespect.....holla at me gal,,,,,,,

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samiiro

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 07:32 am
i think c/raxmaan he is the best guy I see in my the life he was good looking and active guy and the way he toke oh man I met him a party in london but he life in horrow in london and i life in out said london same times when i remember his face and his body i can sleep he's the best I hope I meet him agien.

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halimo

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 01:53 pm
oh whore honny plz that is my brother we're talking about and the dick part well i am not an expert but i am sure u are..... the thing is though my brother dont go 4 ur type
Halimo

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WHORE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 06:31 pm
its ok sis am gonna teach some styles which is good for him in the future for his wife or other somali whores like me ,,,sis thats just a nick name "WHORE" in reality when i date a somali guy and he is cute i have to sleep with him ,,,you know why at the end of the relationship you dont have to regret becouse you fucked him,,,,,have sex like a men,,,,,,siilka waa maqaar madamaa naayo intaa yartahay,,,no disrespect aight HALIMO

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shuuke

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:06 am
SHYTE IDIOTS 'WHO IS THE BEST GUY IN LONDON' U MEAN WHOS THE BEST GAY IN LONDON. WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED 2 BE JUDGED BY THEIR LOOKS NOT MEN UNLESS THEY ARE GAY. SO ALL THOSE GUYS JUST MENTIONED MUST BE HOMOS.

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HALIMO

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 06:54 am
I AGREE A PART FROM MY BROTHER.
HALIMO

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WHORE

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:29 am
thank you for understanding,,,,,

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TRUE STATEMENT

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 10:39 am
Girls don’t let the name put you off, west London is where it is at, MOHAMED THONECIFF, the finest brother I have seen about London, the man doesn’t only look good, but he can move and sway and he has the brains to go with it tooooooooooo.
But most of all he is A SOMALILANDERN, man is fly but girls he iS take at the moment but he is willllllllllll soon be mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Peace & 1 love and enough respect to West Londoners

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KNOWS BETTER

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 09:53 am
OH MY GOD THORNCLIFF PLZZZZZZZZZZZ DO ME A FAVOUR AND TAKE UR HAND AND PULL OUT MY GUTS OUT..
MAN IS NOTHING BUT AN ALCHOLIC.. HE IS NOTHING BUT A LOOSER, DON'T LET THE DRESS CODE DRAG U TOWARDS HIM COZ HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR HIS OWN MOTHER,,, SO IF UR A BITCH PLZ BE MY GUEST IF NOT STAY WELL A WAY COZ HE IS NOTHING BUT A JURK...

BY THE WAY HE IS NOT A SOMALILANDER HE IS 100% HAMAR BOY SOMALILAND WANA BE MORE LIKE....

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true statment

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 11:09 am
this goes out to knowsbetter
Thanx for your advice sis, but I don’t plan to go anywhere near now, coz few things have come out form the closet about him, at the beginning I through he was cool, and we ganged out but I quess what attracted me was, his looks, but I know better, never to judge a book by its cover
Thanx

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