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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): Somalian LILL KIM
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saciido

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 05:13 am
WHATS UP PEOPLE.I have the look and education and a body to die for and I am in love for the first time and I am afreid of him saying now.I am a nice girl but he things I am playing all that when I am not,why can he just see me like a girl who just whant to be loved,I am not trying to play hard to get.he think that becaus of the way I dress and the way I am cuait when he is araund,but I dont mean to he just take my brest away.I want you to know I am a normal girl who love you so much.pleas dont you break my heart

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qaldaan

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 06:50 am
Bi**h suck D**K just to get to the top.
she puts 100% to every line she drops
is the Q to the A with L A A D

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saciido

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 07:47 am
what is wrong whith you,I ask for advice hanny so dont be rudd.

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SOMEONE

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:52 pm
SACIIDO
COULD U PLEEZ GET OFF THIS NNET 4 GOOD, ITS UNEDUCATED PPL LIKE U WHO GIV SOMALIANZ A BAD NAME.
ABOUT - 'HE TAKES MY BREAST AWAY' IZ HE A PLASTIC SURGEONIST OR SOMETHIN?


I MEAN WHAT I SAID SO LOCK OFF/LOG OFF FROM THIS SITE EVER, YA HEARD

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SOMEONE

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 12:58 pm
U DONT EVEN HAV A EDUCATION UR SELF!!!!!

BY DA LOOKS OF IT, U DONT HAV A BODY 2, COZ IF U DID, HE'LL BE CHEKIN U!


SO BELIEVE ME WHEN ITELL U, NO! MEANZ NO!

DONT CRY, U JUST HAV 2 LOOK 4 SOMEONE (NOT ME!)
THATS UN EDUCATED ENOUGH 2 FALL 4 U!

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BRO

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 01:53 pm
YOU LITTLE FREAKING HEARTLESS OMALIANS. GIVE THE LITTLE GIRL A BREAK. SHE JUST WANTS TO GET CHEERED UP A LITTLE. SISTAR TAKE URE TIME AND MAKE SURE YOU GIVE URE HEART SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES.

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 04:16 pm
All I got 2 say is lord help u if u look anything like kim.

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lill kim

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 05:37 am
TO bro.thank you for that all I want was a advice

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lill kim

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 05:39 am
to galdaan.what is whrong with you .you dont even know me so stop been a child and don't churge me by the name it is just a nick name.

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lill kim

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 05:45 am
to someone.you have to learn haw to resbond nice.I am just a sister who need some help you dont have to bee like that.I could say bad things to you but I know you are one of my sisters .and bay the way lill kim is just a nick name,so dont get me whrong sis show me some love I am new in this playce.and I will drop the name if thats bother you guys.

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Shellman

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 06:12 am
LIlkim . to my understand i think your educated prety young lady trying enjoy her life and it ain't nothing wrong with Dat. On the other hand let me say this to The NEGRATS who are dis respecting you with out even knowing you" THey eat a fat dick crack head low life Puzy eaters not to confuse with puzy killers like me me :). Back to the subject U say u love the dog he is not aknowledging you well try some thing different may be take him to the movie and bring back home and do little some some some U feel me girl if he is not wake up with dat then he is gay yeah I mean drop him and hella at me :)

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lill kim

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 06:24 am
shell man.thank you bro.but if I idmit that I like him thats just going to give him a reason to break my heart and I can't take that I am just 17.do you know what I mean bro

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shellman

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 06:47 am
lil yeah iknow what U mean and all i can say now

17 yrs with in love damn its lock down 4 life,
so my advise is forget about the love thing and just do your thing plus stay in shcool you don't wana have no damn babies alright. Iam not saying keep you legs close but iam say ;;;;;;;;
Peace:)

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 12:57 pm
miss kimy' i will try to give you some advice on those matters but girlsfriend you should,
give the guy a break, you know either way,soon or latter you gotta give it up right....
but why not him atleast you think you have feelings for him rihgt, i personaly think you should cut him loose and give the nigger some luv'n you know...
about the age part 17 is the best time loose your virginity for real i lost it alot younger then that with an older woman so you are not gona be alone its all about experience sweety...
DO YOU THINK, HAVE YOUR FUNN,
EITHER WAY YOU GONA GIVE IT UPP:):):):):):)
WHY NOT NOW??????????? THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 01:41 pm
"sweetheart" do what your heart tells you
and don't let these... FLIGHT fo'fo's get to you.
you know better then that.
don't level with them..
by sweetie........

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 01:42 pm
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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lill kim

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 04:23 am
TO THE PIMP.thank you bro for your advice.I realy like this guy but, loosing my virginety is too fast he we have to get to know each other first you know start from the botom end and work aur way up.bro the sister need some love before loosin it.much love to you bro

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lill kim

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 04:26 am
to shellman.who sayd anything about babies.faling in love does not all ways mean having sex bro.and give me some break about the age.love to you bro

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 05:10 am
To-kim
My advice 2 u is get an education 2 better u'r self, Im not disrespecting when I say u sound like someone who concentrates on having fun.

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lill kim

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 06:49 am
to anonymous.I am sorry bro but I am a student and I am studing comunication.so dont disrespect me like that bro.just becous I like a guy does not mean I need education

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Hargeisa

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 08:17 pm
why the phuck would u want a nickname like that??(lilkim) You're one brainwashed Somali

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MALIK

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 04:42 am
GIVE THE GILR BREAK GUYS SHE SOUNDS VERY POLITE PERSON WITH A LOT OF PATIENS I MEAN SOME THE GUYS HAD A GO AT HER BUT SHE RESPONDS VERY PROFISIONAL WAY. I HAVE TO SAID ACCORDING TO HER AGE SHE'S VERY GOOD. BACK IN THE SUBJECT MY ADVICE TO YOU IS GIVE THE GUY WHAT HE WANTS IF ONLY ITS POSSIBALE TO DO SO I M SURE HE WONT ASK MUCH SINCE YOU MENTION HOW BEAUTY YOU ARE AND YOUR ACHIEVMENTS... ANYWAY

GOOD LUCK ON THIS
HAPPY EID. TO YOU ALL

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London sister

Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 10:51 am
Girl ur too young to have sex not to mention its HARAM!!!! Dont listen to some guy's word about giving it up cos its just bulshit!!!
Get urself an education sister and dont rush into anything, ur still young and need more from life then just parties and blokes. If he's the one 4 u then he'll come 2 u. Never chase a man and being called stuck up is a lot better than being known as a slag so hold on to ur virginity and ur self-respect girl. It's much more rewarding when u meet the man thats gona appreciate u for ur intellect as well as ur looks. Keep till marriage sis 4 real its not worth going to hell for!!!
Think about it!!!

Peace and love.

Eid mubarak y'all.

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Lady who knowz

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 08:09 am
To Lill kim!
Sistah i really think that u need help and when i say help i mean a miracle from god.
If u got the body and u seems sweet u should forget him coz u r too pretty for him,find someone who appriciate u!
I think that u will find a nice guy coz u r nice and u deserve it sis.good luck

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THE_PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 08:50 am
sweatie thanx for the comment back but i don't want put you on the spot but you are right you gotta get to know each others feeling before you do it what the heck go for it why not...
and please don't listen to these "ignorent" idiots
and what ever you do sweatheart make sure you stay
in school.... as far as the lady-who knows goes
you don't know "nada" please the girl simple asked you for a advice not to disrespect her boyfriend and for god sake you haven't met this guy and you telling the poor girl he is to pretty for him...obviously MISS-WACKO YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS ISUES YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH...
and for the rest morons EASY ON THIS GIRL "aigh't"

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A lady who knowz

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:05 am
To so called Pimp!
U r callin urself pimp,i guess ur mama is ur bitch,i don't wan't to disrespect u but u started bro so let me see if u can handle it.
I gave her advice not u so why do u care,and by the way u should respect me opinion coz i respect urs.
Next time think baby boy b4 u talk at all.I ain't wasting no more words on u mr PIMP hahaha,thanks u made me laugh.

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THE_PIMP

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:29 pm
shutt-uppp":O "this for miss air-head"
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
pimp is only my net name sweatie don't get it twisted though aigh't and my whole point was that
where were you going with ..'YOU GOT THE BODY
YOU ARE TOO PRETTY FOR HIM" DUHH...
what was that about do you even know these people
co'moon girl not only you are dump-cunt but...a
clueless-cunt...duhhhhhhh you need to read carefully nex time you post....aigh't sweatie":O

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A true Somalian

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:53 pm
To the sister that needs advise::::
The only advice that I can give you with 100% is forget about him and work on your future and think about a relationship after couple of years. If you really like the guy and you think he is the one for you just be yourself and try to hook up with him and don't do anything that a true somalia sister wouldn't do. I said that cause I have a 17 year old sister and that's the same advice that I would have given her.......
''''''all this talk about sex I read in here is unnecessary we are somalian and muslim we're acting like if we are back in the 60's and 70's that's when the western countries were after that only so plz respect your relegion and your cultures and wake up !!!!!!!!
Well who ever wants to diss let tell you one thing I'm only 21 and happy with my life and respect others ..........

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lill kim

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 07:10 am
TO ALL OF YOU.I can't say haw much it your advice means for me guys.thank you its nice to have brothers and sister like you.I am sorry that I could not thank you one by one.and about that guy he came to my house wher I live with my frends last night and we had onederful eid all of us and he seamt like anice guy so I let you now haw things go from naw

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Pacass0

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:13 am
Hi, babygirl. Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. If this guy loves you as you seem to love him, he will wait and understand you. Do not rush into to conclusion okay. I've been with my "boo" for two years, and believe me it wasn't easy dealing with her at the beginning but the wait was worth it and now we are happily together. Stay strong and try to communicate with him. There is a thing call for play, try that.

good luck

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U.D

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:50 pm
LIL-KIM I now how you feel like and what position you at.. But is all good shiet like this happens 2 4 7 na mean! plus that nigga You talk about BF.haha I got no advice for you over him!! haha But I got ONE advice fo ya !! donT be glued to one nigga fo a week.. na mean haha maybe a nicer better looking dowg might slip before u now it!! plus u said am A virgin right--correct me If am wrong!! Is all good TO be virgin but dont give yo self too much finga'z or u might loose Your virginity haha no offence but.. i think that was a excellent advice..

hold up
hold up
A LADIE WHO NOW'Z u donT GOTTA talk shiet.. Insted let a nigga ride that pU*ssy na mean.. I got good advice fo ya..DONT TALK SHIET TO A DICK cuz tomorrow he might pimp ya!! haha haha

IN AND OUT
PEACE
U.............................D
U.............................D
U.............................D

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lill kim

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 06:25 am
to pacasso.thank you bro.I raly loved your advice.we need brothers like you.love from lill kim

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lill kim

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 06:27 am
to u.d.bro I was lisenig to your advice til you came to the part about fingers so thank you bro.you gave me a nice advice and a laghe.

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Pacass0

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 03:05 pm
LilK, thnx boo, and good luck with you. Keep your head up, aight.
much love and respect

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Just lookin out for my somalian brohtas and sistas

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 09:54 am
Alright letme start out by saying that there are some stupid somalian people out there. Like seriously you guys need to get your lazy butts up off the couch and do something with your lives because you know what the success does not walk to you , you have to get to it. So when ever you people try to call other people "dumm":Owhich by the way is spelled "dumb":Oplease reconsider becasue your not all that smart yourself. Second of all I want to know why there are sooo many haters out there. Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't we not supposed to stick together?? I mean were supposed to help each other and compliment each other when we can right?? Then why are you guys sooo hateful towards one another?? Like the girl "Lil Kim" personally I think the real Lil Kim is ugly and disgusting but i'm not going to diss that poor girl like that who is looking for advice(in the wrong places might i add) but I think that if she called herself "Lil Kim" she probably wanted to get a lot of comments most of them being negative. But come on before you guys go and call people uneducated please take my advice and SPELL CHECK your words and three words-STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
PS. if u guys have any comments or hateful things you would like to say your welcome to e-mail me @ Tenely84@aol.com

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Ash

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 04:04 pm
Hi Lil

I haven't got a lot of things to say but I will say this one thing. You are really amazing for a teenage girl specially the way you handled the situation. you see you have been provocated by swearing at you and calling you names but you have been polite from all your responses regardless! which say a lot about your carachter. Well done my little sister and I hope you keep it up that way.
Secondly you told us that he come to your house in the Eid, you have also mentioned that you are gonna keep us updated whatever happens between the two of you. SO WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING!!!!!!
tell us all about it.
That is a joke sis look after yourself.
ASH

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lill kim

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 08:20 am
to.ash.thank you sis.I am a nice girl you can see that buy the way I resbond and like a lot of people in here are very rudd which scared me in the first time but like I belive life is to shurt to hate some one so I belive in forgive and forget if my sisters and brothers have some thing nice to say then say it or els dont.about the situation ash,we are dating and he asket me aut on this saterday.and you dont know haw long I have wayting for this moment.thank you for the good words sis.

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seatac diva

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:07 am
I ain't tryna disrespect ya but you ain't all that. Talkin' bout dyin' for ya, hell no. You got yo education in communications and you don't know how to spell. And if you got the brains why the ---- are you lookin' for advice. We don't care about yo personal problems, get a shrink for that ••••. And if you in love, then why you need strangers givin' you advice. you claimin' you a nice girl, so what's up wit the name lil' kim? And get a life, you up in here every second.

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lill kim

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 07:45 am
TO SEATAC.why all the hate,and I have tryd not to be rudd,if you dont want to hear personal problems why are you here then?stopp the adetude.

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Aaliya

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 01:35 am
It looks like that u (Lil Kim) are a bright young girl but u should know better than to ask strangers if u should or shouldn't have sex with him because at da end of da day yeah u know what men are after but i dont know the guy so i can't go on with myself sayin that he just wants to have sex and thats all. So i wanna tell u somthin and thats is am 17 myself and personaly speakin am a BIG V and i believe in marrige b4 sex.....

take care and think about it b4 u do it
anyway how did your date go....

and to the pimp (wanna b but never gonna b) its your dick that is thinking not your brain..lol @ pimp

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lill kim

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 06:49 am
to Aaliya.sis you'v got me all whrong.I belive in merrige before sex.so what i am trying to say is that I have fellings for him that does not mean sex.belive me sex is not on my list right now.

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Honestgirl

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:53 pm
Ya Lil Kim
i got something to say to you..If you like the guy go for it girl, You ain't need nobody's advice you know how you feel. Follow your heart sweetgirl...
Whatever you do don't let nobody let you down hurt you or let you think that you ain't nothing but a fool///Don't listen to these bad people..They are just trying to be cool....Iam out sweetie
and i wish you the best luck of life
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr What's that??

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lillkim

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:45 am
to honestgirl.thank you sis

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DEEVA

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:57 pm
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