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What am I ?.............Joke.®

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): What am I ?.............Joke.®
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SeÐ....

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 11:46 pm
What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?

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nadiasomlia

Friday, March 02, 2001 - 02:42 am
what is this??
it ain't no joke
i ain't laughin'
keep tha'bullshit
4 yo'self next time

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SeD...

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 09:18 am
Hey! Girl! Ya don't 've go Juju gaga wit me. Just coz what ya had on ya dirty mind turned to be a Tootbrush instead of Vibrator....Too bad u could not get 100% beef.:O Take a hike chicoz!

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sucdi

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:03 am
lol SeD
u r a heck of joker u make us think backwards
dude...u got our attention
keep up the good work

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