     Mr ordinary | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 02:13 am
Geeesssss!!!!!
A man and woman are getting all snuggly in bed. The passion is heating up But then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The guy says "WHAT??" The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. Then he realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his woman to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this now." The woman's face goes blank. "I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode. The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".
Hope u enjoyed it,
All u gold digging ladies has this ever happened to u?? If it aint, watch out as it might be only around da corner!!
Hollow back peoples
Nuf LUV |
| samiaaa | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 04:52 am
Loooooooooooooool okay that was veryyyy funny i must edmit that and to be honest i don't think anybody could be offended by it as u only explained how u guys think about the hole thing.
I mean what would happened if he had hold her on that night would it be the end of the world he could have had sex the night after,or i might only be thinking like a female but i now realise that it hurts u guys sooo much.
Hopfully the lidiess will take note on that or u guys will u never now how it'll go. |
| Amina | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 05:27 am
MR Ordinary that was wicked bro, i loved it. loooool. I get really annoyed by sisters that use men for their money- i think brothers who are fed up should use this strategy. lol
sisters take note!!!
keep it up though.
peace, love and happiness |
| THE_PIMP | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 01:13 pm
that was nice one man
did that happened for real life though
i bet no sex...lol..
POST SOMETHING ELSE MAN..... |
| muna | Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 05:19 pm
that was real funny bro and i agree with amina... those gold diggin cows do nothing but ruin it 4 the rest of us...so u guys, by all means, should use whatever necessary scheme to hold on to whats urs. |
| SUPAFLY | Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 07:33 pm
Man that was funny, Thanx for sharing but you know what I have seen that joke being told by a comedian on "comedy club" Anyway that was mad keep it up....... |
