     shellman | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 07:16 am
cold day in Mpls here iam at a gass station try prepaid b4 i pump and there was this flight 13 dude and his friend righ in the store and some how they get saperated so one guy come up to the cahier and behind him its me and if i can remember three other white people. so the old man behind the counter asked the fligh 13 dude if he could help him and the fligt 13 dude said " Did you see the white guy" every one was pranoine including me and suddenly the casheir said Iam sorry what did u say and again he said did you see the white guy and the old man said Iam sorry but I don't want hear that kind of atitude in my store and if you are looking for a white, Iam sure you won't have any problem finding one in MPLs. After the story turned into some thing I asked the somalian dude what he was trying to say and he told me he is looking for his friend who is same where in the store and I ask what he meant by the white guy and he said my friend is know in somali "CADAAWE" damn , I started laughing, man man The poor guy wanted to interpet cadaawe in English so instead of light skin guy he said white guy which offended white folks at the story." "" " |
| THE_PIMP | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 12:40 pm
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its kind a funny but somehow i don't find it
amusing but its a good one shell-man..
atleast you trying it unlike these other idiots with no sense humer... |
| Kabiiroos | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 02:31 pm
That's funny, but the translation of "cadaawe" is not a light skin. It's a white and the boy was somehow right. |
| Laylo | Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:46 am
Shellman,
You're an idiot. You're jokes aren't even funny. Talking about "Flight 13" people?? wtf??? You're a freakin' refugee yourself so stop thinking your better than them. You can't even speak proper english yourself, it was difficult to read your joke, I suggest you go back to your ESL classes and stop making fun of Somalis who have trouble speaking english because you AREN'T any better, Nacaas. |
| shellman | Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 04:45 pm
to layla
sister, first of all thank you for take time to express your concerns and i do understand that you got ofended by this true story and the terriable way that it happen; however, who the •••• are you tell me to go back to school. May be it is you that needs to hitt the books instead of the streets and making money in the wrong ways. oh oh oh Iam sorry did I say making it in wrong ways?
my apoligy sister, I meant to say how much money do you make a nite. Or do I need ID to see on the blocks?
Layla to get back to subject may be you were unable to got my jokes 'couse you were smoking trees or sucking a lalipop.
at last but not least Young sister take it easy an |
| shellman | Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 04:47 pm
to layla
sister, first of all thank you for take time to express your concerns and i do understand that you got ofended by this true story and the terriable way that it happen; however, who the •••• are you tell me to go back to school. May be it is you that needs to hitt the books instead of the streets and making money in the wrong ways. oh oh oh Iam sorry did I say making it in wrong ways?
my apoligy sister, I meant to say how much money do you make a nite. Or do I need ID to see on the blocks?
Layla to get back to subject may be you were unable to got my jokes 'couse you were smoking trees or sucking a lalipop.
at last but not least Young sister take it easy an |
| somalian controler all over the world | Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 02:55 am
shell man big sucker you f**er idiot who the hell do you think she is one of the prostitute that you slept with, she is somalian ass hole do understand she is not a joke . if you want to talk rough come and bother me pimp that's only if you dare. |
| Laylo | Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 03:43 pm
I'm not a prostitute for your information and I've noticed you tried to use better grammer this time and to no avail. Have you ever thought I didn't get your jokes because THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE!!! You're freakin' retarded, referring to me as your "sister" and at the same time insulting me?? and I think you're the one who should hit the books because you're an ignorant •••••••. |
| shellman | Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 04:54 pm
To layla
shellman was not available 4 comments at this time.
but hey watch out for the "HITMAN"
 " " " |
| samaale | Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 09:01 pm
Looks like the only person with senses among you guys is Layla! Good on you- sorry guys you seem arrogant from every angle. I am not saying this to flatter or put down anyone; its a fact right before my eyes. |
| SHELLMAN | Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 05:37 pm
To somaale
Whatever you name is dog you ain't making any sense, not at all. I know you trying impress layla , If i understood corectly ; however,in respond let me say this (a) don't be kissing asses (2)Layla is already mine, she is too educated for you skinny ass and may i add she too pretty to rall with a Negrats like you.
LAYLA TELL HIM, WOULD YOU PLS """
SHE ALRIGH AND SHE CAN GHALENGE ANY OF YOU BUT SHELLMAN THE ONLY DOG IN THE HOOD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
HEY LAYLA YOU KNOW I FEEL PLESS WHEN I AM WITH YOU
AND YOU KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY SO WOULD YOU EXCUSE THIS SKINNY MOLIAN. MAN GO HEAD GO TO THE k-MART OR SOME WHERE |
| laylo | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 11:42 am
Shutup Shellman, saamale has much better sense than you. Negrats? Please define that.
I don't know what's wrong with some Somalis such as you these days. We should be helping each other out not putting each other down. I was born here and people might assume that I'm "white-washed" and think I'm better than other Somalis but I don't, I'm the exact opposite. The problem with Somalis in Canada/ the US is that they try to assimilate into western culture and lose all their morals and culture. i think it's very sad. Somali people smarten up and stop being ignorant.
-Laila |
| Shellman | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 07:34 pm
POOr layla
I think you have wrong perception of me . Iam a nice guy and I like my somalian cats and dogs;However, Ijust can not stand up any negative or may i say stupid thinking which is normal in our own kind.Honestly i do indeed love my people and I definetly agree with you that we should help out each ather. as far as cultural thing goes yes we changed and i think we should because you can't live in United states and live like somalian you gana drive yourself carzy believe Dat girlfriend.
is ok to make fun off each other brotherly.
Layla this is between me and You where in the world are you Iam assuming your in Usa if so where and just pretend that no one else but YOUR DOG SHELLMAN IS GONA READ THAT Much love to you cousin |
| Djibouti Nigga | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 09:43 am
shellman i love it your story i keep repeating to my friends i laughed like crazy man...
keep the good work man we have write a book
about those "flight 13"
thanx... |
| SHELLMAN | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 06:23 pm
Djibout
Nigga
Thanks dog, I try to keep people smile with what these Fligh13 negrats going through. And iam glad it makes you lought.(:: some people got offended by this jokes. but your my nigga U know where I am caming from. HEY look for the next joke.... IT IS COMING PRETTY SOON TILL THEN KEEP REPEATING THE 1ST AND 2ND ONE ALRGHT |
| guy who love his somalian country | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 04:46 am
hey guys come down, and stop fighting on the net, if you want fight go and have fun some where else.Do you know that some people are making jokes about us,do you really understand what I am talking about, or you guys gone make you're selves so cheap to the other people who are not somalians. Do you know what does that mean that's our country we are all brothers and sisters. OH by the way miss Layla I hope you if you learn how to speak in English before you speak, because they say look before you leap. I am a english teacher at u.w.e university, so watch out about what you saying you got it.rest of you guys take care of your selves and stop swearing on the net. thank you all. |
| Ph.D | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 01:52 pm
do u know who are callled "flight 13", see the thing about most heads is that, they are trying to pretend they been here for a minute, but neggaz just stepped off the plane. so ya we can tell who's flight 13 and who is not, and flight 13 was the first flight. aight
peace, and ya pimp, we can tell u fake us niggaz. u need to eat some food with humor u fucking dick head |
| amino | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 05:56 pm
hey shallman if you love your somalia people so much why you making fun of them that way telling the flight 13 story about this guy who doesn't know english his new here probally why don't you try to make fun of the one that do know english they'll kick your ass so bad you'll be sorry you were ever born
by the way u learn english didn't u it's not like english is your language okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay |
| Laylo | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 06:04 pm
I very much doubt you're an english teacher at some university because your english isn't up to par. ex. "hey guys come down...." You mean "Hey guys calm down" So stop you're lying because I know you aren't an english teacher, walaal. |
| big | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:40 am
i dont want to talk too much if i am not english teacher i wouldn't be saying to you stop messing about calm down or come down there is no diffence but if speak like real english you wouldn't understandwhat i will be saying. do i make my self clear, or you want to fucking mess about, again look before you leap |
| LAYLO | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 06:31 am
wtf??? I speak better english than you do!! I had trouble reading your last post "If I am not english teacher" you meant to say "If I am not AN english teacher" "I wouldn't be saying to you" you meant "I wouldn't be telling you" "but if speak real english you wouldn't undertsand what I will be saying" you meant "but if I spoke real english you wouldn't undertsand what I said" "do I make my self clear" it's myself(one word) "or you want to fucking mess about" you meant "or do you want to fucking mess about it" NOW WHAT KIND OF ENGLISH TEACHER USES SUCH IMPROPER GRAMMER? I THINK YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR LYING AND EXCEPT THAT I SPEAK MUCH BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU, WALAAL. STOP SAYING LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP, THAT'S ANNOYING. |
| shellman | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:34 am
Hey it is not who teaches what or works where. But its who is making sense here or who seems more educated. To me. I think Layla has beter things to say and has beter way to explain things through her writting and thought.
SO PLEASE ph, whoever your whatever you claim to be you need to back off and let the queen teach the rest of Us because we all know she got game and she came from educated family
and finally let me leave this with you " it is harder to conceal ignorancy than to inquiry knowlege" so PH please go back to school and see if you can learn from Laylo |
| PEACE-N-LUV | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:15 am
Shell man: Ur Joke was funy, well done!
Brother let me ask u a q ok! Now i don't want you to become over defensive or even defensive at all but you came here to deliver ur joke right...so why are u hanging around dissing a sister? End of the day if she didn't like ur joke then TOUGH LUCK to her!! Who is she to say that ur joke wasn't funny or to even begin to imagine that she is a better writer than you??
LAYA: Sis....OK, OK, OK!! So i gather that you didn't like his joke the least but sis why are u wasting ur breath criticising the brother? I mean everyone has there opinion but for the sake of ALLAH if u like something compliment it and if you don't then don't comment on it, simple as that ppl!!
FOR ALLA'S SAKE LETS STOP ALL THIS UNNECCASARRY LANGUAGE AND DISSING!!
SHELLMAN: UR NO BETTER THAN ANY "FLIGHT 13" PERSON OR ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD...WERE ALL EQUAL!! AND DON'T EVEN GO THERE~~~LAYLA IS NO MORE A PROSTITUTE THAN ANY FEMALE RELATIVE OF URS!! Don't diss a sister cos it's like ur dissing UR OWN SISTER!!
LAYLA: IF I LOOKED HARD ENOUGH I COULD FIND A HANDFULL OF MISTAKES IN UR WRITING, NO ONE'S PERFECT SIS!! BESIDES WHAT'S THE DEAL IF A PERSON MAKES A MISTAKE HERE AND THERE? DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE PERFECT EVEN IF U THINK U ARE!! |
| SHUUKE | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:02 am
HEY LAYLA JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT EASY THE GUY WAY JUST TRYING 2 CHEER U UP AFTER ALL U JUST CAME BACK FROM THE NITE SHIFT AND IF WHAT HE IS SAYING IS TRUE AND U ARE A WORKING GYRL THEN SHAME ON U I MEAN U ARE A DISGRACE AT LEAST THE WOMEN FROM GALKACYO DON'T STOOP THAT LOW I MEAN UFF CALYK |
| Laylo | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:23 am
The night shift? what the hell, I'm 16 you freak and I don't work, and is that supposed to be an insult?? I'm a disgrace?? How?? Women from galkacyo don't stoop that low? Don't stoop that low to what?? Your train of logic isn't making sense. You're comparing two irrelevant things. |
| shuuke | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:45 am
laylo qax qax qax stoop low enuf 2 be working gyrls i mean working gyrls u know what i mean qax qax qax |
