     UkMan9 | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 11:25 am
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman.” "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon, when she gets a break, she rushes home and we make love yet again. After she makes me dinner, we make love all night long. She just loves to make love to me.” The old man breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live!" |
| UkMan9 | Friday, March 02, 2001 - 12:59 pm
Everybody who has a dog will call him “Rover” or “Boy.” I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, “I'd like to have one, too.” Then I said, “But he’s a dog!” He said he didn't care what the dog looked like. Then I said, “You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old.” He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, “You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!” The clerk said, “Me too.” One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don't understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, “Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “Me too.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, “Me too.” Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I said, “I'm looking for Sex.” My case comes up next Friday. |
| NowNlater | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 12:41 pm
Great ukman that was absolutelly fantastic well i hope u find sex . God luck |
| UK-LAYDEE | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:04 am
WELL DONE!!
That was funnt bro....keep em coming |
