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STRICTLY 4 OVER 18s

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): STRICTLY 4 OVER 18s
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GHOST

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:41 am
GOOD JOKES ARE HARD 2 FIND THESE DAYS!!

SO IF YA LOVE 2 LOUGH SCROUL BELOW!!

IF NOT DON'T LET DE DOOR HIT YA ON YA WAY OUT!!


A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp
buzzes into the wife's business end.
Naturally enough,she panics.
The husband is also quite shaken but manages to
put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the
car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor.
The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too
far in to remove with forceps so he says to the husband that
he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on
his dick and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.
And so the honey is smeared, but because of his wife's
screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general
panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says
he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object.
Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage, so
the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly
gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only
he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigour.
The husband shouts, "What the hell's happening?"
To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan. I'm going to drown
the little bastard!"


These traveling nuns are hitchhiking and they get picked up by two guys. While they are in the vehicle these guys pull over and start to rape them. one of the nuns starts praying and she says, forgive them father for they know not what they are doing. the other nun speaks up and says, this one does!


IF YA DON'T FEEL MY JOKE
U CAN BLOW ME,UOOPS I MEAN IS UP 2 YA!!


PEACE

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NIMCO100%

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 03:04 pm
i give you my props my brotha' these are hella funny, im rollin' right now.........keep um comin', for entertainment.you are a guy right, sorry if u arent one.

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SOME_GUY

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 03:35 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY & CIIDDDDD MUBARAK 2 U!!

LOL ''CHANGE OF PLAN.......'' LOL

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Ghost

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:00 pm
Welcome back to the wonderful world of…
Ghost!!

Thanxs! Nimco, I can see u felt my joke and no need to
Apologise, cus am 100% guy. nimco check out the jokes below! I dedicate it 2 u, hun.


During her annual checkup, a beautiful woman was asked to disrobe and climb
onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress
and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've
undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."


A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here?"

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do."

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about ten inches apart, asked, "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"

"Well, yes ma'am, we do. We have several that size."

Forming a five-inch circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them ab-b-bout thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"

"Well yes, ma'am, a few of them are about that big."

"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"

"Yes, ma'am, one of them does."

"W-w-ell th-then, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"



A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other.

The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on the first night as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend, "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"


Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today and I missed on the very first word."

"That's too bad, Son." consoled the Father. "What was the word?"

"Posse."

"Well, no wonder you couldn't spell it, lunkhead. You can't even pronounce it correctly."

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jenifer

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 09:23 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!! damm! that wuz funny bro, really the girl u dedicate 2 will like
it, I hope!, cuz i shure did


1 love 1 heart!!

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shiil

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 09:06 pm
Give me a break here. You think am gonna laugh at that! hell you got that from somewhere, there is nothing original about it- get your own jokes fella!

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ghost

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 09:16 am
Shiil hey atleast i wrote something to entertain the ladies, what have u got? no wonder why nobody is even heard u name before!!!

Peiece and love to those fans...

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