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WHY SOMALIAN GIRLS HAS A LESS FELLING COMPARE WITH OTHER GIRLS..!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): WHY SOMALIAN GIRLS HAS A LESS FELLING COMPARE WITH OTHER GIRLS..!!!!!!!
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FunkMasterFlexG (Public user)

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I'm type of person who has associated with
a womeniser.. but these question which I still haven't quote myself yet clear as in my mind. "Why every somali girl that I have slept has a lees felling compare of other girls. I DON'T WHY... NEED HELP..............

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AnonymousBig (Public user)

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Hello,

Do you know what you are talking about? Are you saying you have had so many sexual relationships with so many Somali Women! Were they married to you? If not, have you forgotten about "Yomulqiyaama"? Relax Brother, let not the ways of "gaaladda" lead you to "Jahanam"!

Bye.

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Guulwade (Public user)

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to nunk mastar
shame on you and you don,t have to ask
that kind question again please

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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MasterFlec... you thingy.... I see you are getting out of control. I told you before not to ask these kind of questions cause you will make a fool out of yourself! See when a woman gives you an advice just follow it.
ABig, I don't think the brother remembers the meaning of Jahanama... lets pray for his soul.

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MURIDI HAJI AJUUKE (Public user)

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Hey, isn't that a good question ...WHY EVERY SOMALIAN GIRL THAT YOU HAVE SLEPT WITH HAD NO FEELINGS,and i think the feelings you are talking here connote something sexual, like an orgasm, right.

OK HERE IS WHY...

CAUSE PROBABLY YOUR SHIT IS TOO LITTLE TO BE FELT.

pardon my language guys, but this fool gotta realize his smallness.

stop disrespecting somali girls for one.

next time , if u are lucky, u could get a fake orgasm if u play good.

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Laascaanood (Public user)

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war wasaq nimo waad ku dhalatay,...

stop kicking up the dust and say something useful
next time...!!!!

i don't know are you proud of having a sexual witn somalia girls...
u r since less use less...

u should get killed i guess!!!!

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FunkMasterFlexG (Public user)

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to muridi haji

first when you say that my thing is little i think you meant to say my thing is big because sometimes i confuse which leg is right, left or middle leg lol. the reason why you defending somalian girls is because you don,t have enough experience with them may be you are a mama's boy, but when you get enough sex you understand the difference between the somalian girls and the other girls. to tell you about my feelings, when iam having some with the other types of girls i get to have a good time, but the somalian girls just don,t have what it takes to make an experienced man like me feel good, but unfortunately unexperienecd guys such as your self may think that they have what it takes to make you feel good.

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Munira (Public user)

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FunkMasterFlexG
I don't know why but I feel disappointed in some how.... but let me tell you this.. it is just so sad that we have guys like you around!

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Huda (Public user)

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i think that FunkMaster is totally lying...I mean he sounds totally arrogant and pompous...who wants to sleep with his ass anyways?? I think he just wants some attention...

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Alex (Public user)

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Master….. How do you know the problem is not from you? I know you said you have slept with other women then Somalian one. The second question to you is have those other women invited you back to their bedroom? Be honest tell us the truth.

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Alex
Dear like always you know how to cook.... cook ppl that is.
Loved your questions!
Yo Master thingy..... aha ...... are you sure .... naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh I won't ask! But let me tell you this ppl like you well darbi aa lasaraa!

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Alex (Public user)

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Dear Mr. Cool Thank you for the complement, but most of the insults in this place is aimed at us men. I read lots of female trashing Somalis men. I wonder why? Anyway how are you doing and how is Ladan doing? When are we going out for a dinner? I have washed the car worked over time for the dinner and the movie $$$$. Take care.

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Liban (Public user)

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to those who is complaining about how less feeling Somali girls are then the other girls, did you know where is Gspot and Uspot are? if you know then you wont be complaining they are as same as the other girls, they have the same felling as other girl, I guess you are the one who is lagging about the technique,learn how to use your body,,its not the somali girl its you men!

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Weris (Public user)

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u go my man lee(liban), u couldnt have said it better, any time u see a guy complaining about the woman has less feeling he should look close it is him that is doing some thing wrong so it is a dam good hint that u should get but what do some do they turn it around and blame it on others!

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Mr Cool (Public user)

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Liban and Weris well said!
Alex
Dear me and Ladan are cool like always, thank you. This weekend I am going somewhere with Ladan, make it next one. I thought that I was taking you out for dinner. What happened? Well you don't have to work over time. About the movie .... I had a bad experience in the movies.... I almost broke a guy's arm twice in different dates.... I don't think you want to go to a movie with me!
Take Care!

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Ladan (Public user)

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Alex!

Dear I am doing great...How about you? Thanks for being concern...Bro what happen to you these days...we haven't seen you around!

Alex I will give you few trips...that's if you going out with mr cool..man I have soo much to tell..that I don't know where to start...Well lets put this way...keep your hands to your self...that's if you don't want me to be in the hospital after 11 cuz that's when I go to bed...and man do I hate to get up! Other tips don't pay for the movie...and let her drive...cuz she likes to act like the man.......Overall going with mr cool...is like going out with your mates...She does not have the female softness. But hey I guarntee you will not be disappointed...I tought her well when it comes to men...I told her kill them...lollllllll..dear if you survive your first date with mr cool..then you will live long.

Mr cool...sweety take it easy.....remember what mama told you!

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NACMO (Public user)

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DEAR FANKMASTER


BRO DID YOU WATCH THE MOVIE CALL BLISS. I RECOMENDED THAT MOVIE TO YOU AND THE OTHERS WHO HAVE THE SAME IDEA. SOMALI WOMENS HAVE FEELING AND IT IS THERE, YOU JUST HAVE TO DISCOVER IT. YOU HAVE TO TAKE A TRIP THROUGH THEIR MINE AND BODY. GOD CREATED US THE SAME AND ALL WOMENS ARE THE SAME.

IT IS NOT ONLY OUR BROTHERS WHO COMPLAIN, ALSO OUR LADIES COMPLAIN AND IF WE BELEIVE THAT IDEA, WE'LL NEVER MOVE FARWARD

FOR THE MARRIED COUPLES, TAKE YOUR TIME AND TAKE A TRIP THROUGH YOUR SPOUSE'S MINE BECAUSE SEX IS NOT ONLY PHYSICAL, IT IS ALSO IMOTIONAL.

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Gacalka (Public user)

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To Funkypastermasterbadgarbech

To Somali gerls Xaal baan idinka siiyey nin ku sheegga waanna ka xumahay in afka rag laga wada sheegto balse dhaqanka ayaa lagu kala yahay rag iyo raglamood sida funkypasetr, tan kale ignor him because uma maleynayo inuu noloshiisa arkay haween soomaali iyo ajinabi midna he is dreeming proboply"!!!!!!!!!! faan maaha in haween laga sheekeeyo. Talo 4 u funky u mai need psykateryst to get a help waxaaanna rajeeynayaa marka lagu soo daweeyo inaad your maam raali geliso after that hablaha somaliyeed.

Jawaab ma is taahilo sidaa awgeed ignor him at all.

Waan cadhooday ee raali iga ahaada inaan sidiisoo kale caytamo majeclayn.


Sory

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Anonymous

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HEY FUNKMASER,,,,, I THINK ITS COZE THEY ARE SO FUCKING UGLY WE CANT LOOK AT THEM DURING SEX,, + WE AS SOMALIAN MEN DONT PAY ATTENTION TO SOMALI WOMEN COZE SEXUALY THEY ARE WEAK... THEY ARE JUST ANOTHER HUMAN WITH A PUSSY AND TITTIES........
AND WE NEED MORE THEN THAT.... OK

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Ayan (Public user)

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To:funkmaster

I'm so sick of hearing you say that you have had sex life with alot of somalian women .To tell you the truth I think your all talk because real man who are as experieced as you claim to be wouln't have a problem delivering would he so cut the crap and leave the boy in you and become a man
Lean to respect Our sisters

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Muridi Haji Ajuuke (Public user)

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It is unfortunate to hear comments from u flexG commenting about how long ur thing is and the fact that u mistake it for right leg.....and yes sometimes ur left leg too.

well i gotta tell u one thing brother man, if it is as long as u say it or as wide as u comtemplate it to be.....i got one thing to tell ya.

FOR IT TO BE THAT LONG I HOPE U AIN'T USING IT TO CHECK HER OIL AND MECHANICAL FLUIDS.

u apperently shifted this conversation FLEXG by really thinking u all that and claiming it on public, well ur issue was whether somali girls are like any other girls? and the answer is Yes, they are.

stop disrespecting the girls and if u have futher questions about the issue, well GO ASK UR MOTHER MAN.

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Jasmin ali (Public user)

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to:funkpaster
you need help if you like other gilrs that much why don't you go and be with them.(leave somalian girls alone because the don't need a scrub like you)

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QALANJO (Public user)

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you know what i got in mined i think u are a gay
u had sex with a gay and after that u dreamed about having six with somali girl but it was a guy so we all know that is the reason u didn't feel nothing caz it was another gay guy sorry about that u should see real girl man "TEE KU DHASHAA KU GU QASAARTAY WALAAHI "CALAAN" FUCK U SELF I THINK THAT IS WHAT U SHOULD DO AND GET SOMETHINGT LIKE "12INCH"LONG LOL TO FEEL SOME SHIT LOL BYE GAY AZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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JASMIN (Public user)

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TO:FUNKMASTER
I THINK IS YOU WHO HAS THE PROBLEM IF YOU CAN'T GET STATISFIED BY SOMALIAN GIRLS THEN THE TRUTH IS YOU CAN'T GET STATISFIED BUY OTHER GIRLS BECAUSE SOMALI GIRLS ARE JUST THE SAME AS ANY OTHER WOMEN BUT OFCOURSE THEIR ARE EXCEPTION.BUT ALSO SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR AND CHECK IF YOUR HORMOUNS ARE WORKING PROPABLY NOT.

BY: JASMIN ALI

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CIGAL SHIDAAD (Public user)

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YO YOU SAY THAT SOMALIAN SISTERS ARE DISSATISFING IN YOU KNOW WHERE--- WELL OTHERS DON'T SEEM TO AGREE WITH THAT AND THAT SHOWS THAT YOU NEED A PROFISSIONAL HELP SO WHY DON'T SEEK ONE I THINK THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH YOU IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET ONE OR YOU NEED HELP GETTING IT ANWAYS THERE IS NO NEED TALKING SHIT ABOUT OUR SISTERS WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM PROVIG WHAT YOU'RE, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ISN'T TRUE BUT INSTEADI THINK OUR SOMALIAN SISTERS DIST YOUR UGLY ASS HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF A QUESTION LIKE WHAT WOULD SOMALIAN SISTERS SEE IN YOU AND I THINK THAT YOU WOULD IF YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR YOU SHOULD START LOOKING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR THEN YOU WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!!

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Nura (Public user)

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I want to tell all the people here not to give that bastard who calls himself funkmaster any attention cause that is what he wants well I have just one question for you since you mistake your thing with your legs then how can be so sure that it's leg that got in the way .I pesonally think that you shouldn't act like some your not because the truth is you don't have sex with anyone and it's all talk so stop wasting your time masterpattingand get some action .

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Salma (Public user)

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lol.....lol QALANJO & NACMO

Girls I totally agree with ya's I think this losser never had sex cuz his 'thing'is way small that's not visiable to humans eyes that's what he atleast sounded like, brotha try on insects if that is possible and plz stop day dreaming about somali girls having sex with Ya cuz it ain't gonna happen.. DREAM ON ....
What ya talking about moron, probably when ya watching tv ya thinking wow i'm really doin' it.......lol... ya lucky if ya feel your own ass jerk.


peace out

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BITCH (Public user)

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HEY VIRGINMASTER FREAK

YOUR LOSER AND YOU KNOW IT. THAT WHY YOUR PICKING ON THE SOMALIA WOMEN. THE TRUTH IS THAT YOU CAN'T FIND ONE THAT WILL WANT'S YOU, THAT WHY YOUR SO ANGRY AND HURT ASSHOLE.
YOUR A VIRGIN AND YOUR GOING STAY LIKE THAT UNTIL YOU DIE.
NO WOMEN IN HER RIGHT MINE WILL HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU PAID HER THAT HOW UGLY YOU ARE.SO GO AND SCREW AUSTRALIAN PIE.

YOUR FAITHLY
BITCH

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CHOCLATE (Public user)

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HEY FUNKMOTHERFUCKINGFREAK,
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON THIS PAGE BUT I CAN'T SAY HOW DIGUSTING YOU SOUND. YOU SEEM LIKE A "MAN" (AND I USE THE TERM LOOSLY)WHO HAS NO DIGNITY AND CONFIDENCE. A REAL MAN WOULD NOT ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS SO THAT SHOW YOU ARE PROBABLY DON'T KNOW SHIT. I HOPE I DID'T OFFEND ANY PERSON, BUT THIS GUY IS SUCH A JERK I COULD NOT HELP MY SELF.

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Baggio maha (Public user)

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HEY HEY ALL YO NIGERS JUST HATTING ON FUNKMASTER,
LEAVE THE BRO ALONE, HE POSTED HIW OWN IDEAS AND WHAT HE THINGS ABOUT THE SOMALI BITCHES,
HEY FUNKMASTER I FEEL WHAT U SAYING BRO, I BEEN THERE TOO, BESIDES ONE TIME I HAD SOMALI BITCH AND ANOTHER BITCH AT THE SAME NITE, TELL U THE TRUE WHEN I WAS DOING THE SOMALI ONE, I FELT NOTHING NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING, BUT WHEN I WAS DOING THE OTHER ONE I WAS HHHHHMMMING LIKE A LION, AND MOVING LIKE A TIGER.
BUT HEY WHEN I THOUGH ABOUT IT, I THINK ITS COZE SOMALI WOMEN ARE SEXUALLY UNACTIVE, WEAK, AND SOMELIKE THAT, I DONT KNOW,
DAT IS ALL I GET TO SAY NOW,
BYE
BYE

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MMJ (Public user)

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To
So called F. Master
Congregations man, you just offended every-Somalian women which includes your mother, and your sisters. Oh boy, you got a big problem in your hands, and I would not want to be you. You can run but you can not hide from them…. Since, u can not hide might as well consider commuting suicide…god bless your heart man.
damn, u disgrace manhood.
M.M.JAMA

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Choclate (Public user)

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ALL I CAN SAY TO BAGGIO MAHA THE REASON YOU DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING IS CAUSE YOUR THING IS TOO SMALL TO DO ANYTHING SO DON'T BLAME YOUR SHORT SHIT ON ANY BODY. AND THE ONLY REASON YOU THOUGHT YOU FELT SOMETHING WITH THE SLUT IS CAUSE SHE WAS FAKING IT. YOU NEED TO FACE REALITY BRO, CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOT ANYTHANG, AND YOU THINK YOU DO.

TELLING THE TRUTH
CHOCLATE

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BITCH (Public user)

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TO DICKHEAD BAGGIO I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU CUZ NO WOMEN WILL GET IN BED WITH AND I HAVE SEE YOU BRO YOUR UGLY THEN MR BEAN ASS AND YOU BETTER BELEIVE IT. SO STOP YOUR FUCKUP LIES AND KILL YOURSELF.
LOVE FROM BITCH

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Taagane (Public user)

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Bagio-
Waabaayo ku saaqday--Ariyulaahi Baraar fil Marcaa-baad tahay. War maxaad ku hadashay Afku ku qaloocaye. Let me tell you one thing asshole..I don't think there is any somali sister (even the weakest one) will ever try to do you; you know why? because you aint thing, but Cali dhareerow. If you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!

Get it.

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NACMO

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TO BAGGINO

YOU SAID THAT SOMALIAN WOMEN ARE UNACTIVE, THEN IF YOU ARE ACTIVE WHY DID YOU NOT ENJOY HAVIND SEX WITH THEM. SOMALIAN GIRLS ARE NOT EASY TO GET AND THAT YOU PROBABLY SLEPT WITH A BITCH WHO JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO SATISFY YOU AND THAT WAS GOOD FOR YOU BRO. AM GLAD THAT YOU DID NOT TASTE THE GOOD GIRLS. ANOTHER POINT IS THAT XALAAL TASTES BETTER THAN XARAAM.

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Anonymous

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what a dick head.

you just need some attention, God knows you never had it.

People don't waste your time on this idiot, y'all know he is lying. If you keep talking to him, you will be encouraging idiots like him to post stupid subject in the future. IGNORE HIM.

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SmOoThiE

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Betcha da nigga ain't got no Dick...hahahaha

Later!!!!

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pro

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smoothie go to hell bro.
the truth is somalian men are not satisfing has they say they are. i know from experience cuz i was and still is hocker and i'm proud of it ok. And most of the time they don't know how to come if you know what i mean and if they do it's only take about five minutes which is unusually. SO don't diss the women is the men that can't make the women have and orgasm. bye pigs and

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SULEKHA

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TO BULLSHITER, VIRGINMASTER,BAD GARBAGE

GET A FUCKIN LIFE YOU FUCKIN LOSER ,MY QUESTION IS TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN HERE DOES ANYONE CARE IF HE HAS A SEX LIFE OR NOT WELL? IF ANSWER IS NO THEN LEAVE THIS NIGGA ALONE .LET HIM LIE TO HIMSELF
LIKE THE GIRL SAID HIS DAY DREAMING , AND TO FUNKMASTER KEEP ON MASTERPATTING.CAUSE EVERYONE IN HERE DOESN'T CARE!

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YOURS WORST NIGHTMARE!!

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TO FUNCK OR SHOULD THAT BE ••••

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO INSULT GIRLS LIKE THAT, JUST COS YOU SELPT WITH GIRLS WHO HAVE NO FELING FOR YOU OR MAYBE YOUR LYING ABOUT SLEEPING WITH ANY GIRLS AT ALL YOU'R PROBABLY A BIG V.

EVERY GIRL IN THE WORL WHETHER SHE IS SOMALI OR NOT HAS FEELINGS JUST LIKE YOU. MAYBE THEY DID NOT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE INSULTING THEM COS YOU ARE SICK SICK SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.


HOPE YOU FIND A GIRL WHO FEELS YOU. THEN MY BE NOT IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS.

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SOMALI GIRL

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THANK YOU MASTERFLEXG for asking that question. This is the best topic I have read so far.

YES IT IS UNFORTUNATE we don't feel so much...because we have been TAUGHT AND TRAINED NOT TO!!! May be it was for the GOOD to protect us from HIT AND RUNS like you or may it was JUST A CRIME to take away OUR JOYS FOR SEX...SEX...SEX!!!! At any rate, we MISS OUT ON A LOT when we can't ENJOY SEX JUST FOR SEX. MASTERFLEXG, Next time you are sleeping with a Somali girl, tell her SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO IT IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO...LET HER ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE OF SEX WITH YOU WITHOUT THE INTERCOURSE -- IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT....DISTRACT HER WITH OTHER STORIES TO MAKE HER AT EASE WITH THE SITUATION...That is if you care enough about her and want her to DO YOU RIGHT the next time....

THAT IS MY ADVICE TO YOU FUNKMASTERFLEXG...THESE TECHNIQUES WORKED FOR ME AFTER MANY WASTED TRYS WITH GUYS....AND BELEIVE IT OR NOT IT WAS A NON-SOMALI GUY WHO LET ME TAKE CHARGE OF MY FUN WITHOUT INTERUPTING AND WAS PATIENT AND LOVING THE FIRST FEW TIMES WHILE I LAID THERE LIKE A LOG!!! I ONLY CAME OUT OF MY SHELL WHEN I FELT SAFE AND SECURE ENOUGH AND WAS SURE HE WASN'T GOING TO JUDGE ME OR MAKE FUN OF ME IF I MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF. MY MALE FRIEND JUST ENCOURAGED ME ON AND SMILED AT MY NEW FOUND HAPPINESS.

SOMALI GIRL AND PROUD OF MY SEX LIFE!!!!

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SiHaM

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SomaliGirl: How did we Somali girls been "UNFORTUNATE we don't feel so much...because we have been TAUGHT AND TRAINED NOT TO"? I am not sure I understand that. If You are talking about FGM that is a different case.


Later!

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Somali Girl

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It is very simple, Siham. Part of our culture is to make girls ignore SEX and suppress all things that have anything to do with SEX. Do you understand now? If not, take a minute to digest this.

FGM may have something to do with Somali girls and women's attitude toward sex but that is not what I was talking about or I would have stated that clearly. SEX is more than the physical experience of intercourse!

Somali Girl

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Baggio maha

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this goes to all the somali bitches,,,,, first of all let me start out by saying,, •••• you all,,, yo all suck......
now let me get back to the topic i believe and all yo suckers should too,, that somalian girls have less feelings comparing to any other race in the world,,,,,and that is fact,,,,,,, so dont bullshit and try to arrgue with me,,,,, coze i will show u the scientific theory that explains this whole thing,,,,,,
somali Girl & siHAM ,, are the only bitches that understand what iam talking... yo mind explaing to these ho's what i mean,,,,, coze if i have to repeat myself one more time,,all yo suckers will *******and *******, mother *****s
bye for now,,,,

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Mr Cool

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Baggio
What is with you... just cause you can't satisfy a woman that doesn't mean that the poor sister is feeling-less but hey it is your fault... and it seems to me that you don't know how to use your third leg(I found out that this is the new way of calling it.... what third leg... third finger maybe) but hey don't blame the sisters for your impotency!

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Baggio maha

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ahahahahahah,, to mr coool
you are a one comedian wanna be mada phucka,,, but let me say this,,, my gaint third leg,,, is there just to safisy bitches the way they wanted,
so iam 100% positive that the problem was not me,, nor my "GAINT THIRD LEG" AS U CALL IT,
GET IT BROTHA,,,,
BUT HEY THE POINT STILLS STAND,, SOMALI BITCHES= LESS FEELINGS,,,,,, THE Q IS WHY WHY WHY AND WHY?

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Taibah

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Baggio

Mr cool is right ya'll are confusing ur pinky finger for ur "third leg", maybe if you learned to differenciate between the two you wouldn't have this problem.

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SiHaM

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Baggio maha: You have so much anger inside you. Did a Somali sister dump you or something? Listen buddy you can't blame it on us. You don't have the right to Call me the B word. Got that?

Somali Sister: I still don't understand where you are coming from. But don't worry, you don't have to explain yourself to me.

Mr.Cool: I agree with you sister!!!


Later!!

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Mr Cool

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SiHaM and Taibah thank you guys!
That was just a thought.

Taibah
Wich rule to differentiate? Product, term-by-term, chain or quotient? lol..... I loved the diferentiate thingy... Calculus popped into my mind... it is so fascinating how mathematics could be related to everyday life like now in this case....lol.

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the_realdiehard

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using your words mr cool how mathematics could be related to everyday life is the answer to the quetion why som women are not best in bed compared to other women is that somali women are missing a pazzle from their body , for this case let say the pazzle is called "x". and x play a big when it come to the game in bed, in part x is responsible for alot of other things in this game , like feelings and other emotional factors and when x is not there so are the advantage that is associated with it.
but iam wrong here, since we can fing a solution for every mathematical problem the problem our sistas are facing has not solutiomn at coz its a one time gift and if u lose it u will never get it again so we have to live with it coz its an evil deed that is associated with our culture.

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Mr Cool

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499x - y = 0; is the equation.

In this case the y lets assume is a male.... but hey the solution is 499x = y... it seems to me the brothers can't solve this equation .. well i gave you the solution and take a note will ya.... so use it wisely!

Bye Bye for now.

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the_real

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to mr cool......
iam really impressed with your knowledge of numbers but u still didn't answer my Q i put forward to u the other day? to refresh your mind my simble question was are u a HE or SHE or WHAT?

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Mohamed

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FunkMaster:

Who said Somali ladies have less feeling?

The answer to your question has two posibilities:

1- You, the complainer doesn't have what it takes to make Somali women happy in bed; or
2- The women you are talking about had experience with guys who simply know how to score women in bed.

Mohamed.

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Mr Cool

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complainer....lol.
Hey real thingy
Read the page you wrote your question to..... and you will find the answer you seek. If you can't remember the page, ask and I will tell you.

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Mohamed

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The sentence of my above article should have read: Who simply do not know how to score women.

Mr. Cool:
Was that question for me? If yes, i cannot recall the page:-)
Thanx in advance.

Mohamed

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Mr Cool

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Mohamed not for you dear but the other dude called the_real. Well I liked your comment that was all for you.

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manaxdo

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kaleexda manaxdo ha soo biibteeee............bubmm...

LADAN IYO MISS COOL(((waa idin xiise walahi)))

salaan macaan ka dib, arxagee ka bilawaa idinka maxaa waaaye intii aan maqnaaa waaba igu boobsiiseenaa.acuudka!!!!
Miss Cool

malabka ani in aad soo dhamesa shaqadii aaa u malaynaye hada aaba i dhehee matanto oo coos ah aa la soo gatay!!yac yac!!!! war ka rif aan ku dhahay cooska hadii kalane anaa ka rifayo ee ii soo sheeg.

Ladan
waraaaaaa adi dhibka maa joojisid anaka asxaan aa kuu sameneena!! intii aa habeen kasto ku qarwi laheed "najis najis dhalay" maa matantaha cagaarka naga siibtid isaga waaye qarawga dhanee!!!

macsaradii ani aa igu soo badashay ma ahooo...hhmmm waayahay matanta cagaar.


ciao Miss cool iyo Matanto cagaar.

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Mr Cool

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Manaxdo
Gabartey wlcb! anagabo waa kuu xisni lakin islan teey pagekan roor roor noga lugeeysi ee keni nakeeybo.... meshaan waxlee naag ka cabadooyo... waxa lee wayi koo nadhoho naag ma-qanci kari lee joogo. So sweety how is life..... where have you been? I was worried about ya! hashi Manaxdo eheed inti ee bibeeysi ma tafta laga qabsadi aa is dhahayi ee adi bub-bubka badan ma iga dhaftidoo!..... Anyways come down to the girls page will ya!
See Ya!
About Ladan.... heheheheh... waa i washi.
Ciao Ciao Cara Mia!

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MANAXDO

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MISS COOL

WAA INOO GIRLS PAGE.

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Anonymous

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ma naxdo waa kaa helay buub buubkaaga halkoo mar ma ii la biibtidoo?

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Iman

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to baggio and funkmaster

hey guys let me tell how somali girls dont want to hear your fuckin •••• because you can find somali girl never never. and i dont think non of them will sleep with you becouse you guys are mother fuckers who have no future. just to dream when will i have ''sex'' with somali girls poor boy never. even other womens dont need you but the womens you slept guys are street women that you guys pey her money like ''1 dollor'' so next time dont even try to talk about somali girl because they dont sleep loser like you.

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baby_G

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brotha's pls ...have u 4gotten that alot of our sisters have been circumsized....duh maybe ur not gettin' tha feelin' cuz there grl is in so much damn pain and for the otha sista's that arn't circumsized..there's no otha difference...aiight cuz the brotha's i've done just keep on cummin back!!..so FUNK MASTER speak 4 ur self aiight!!

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marriedman

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m.Funk.

You may have as big as leg, but what is the use if you cant erect it. See a doctor now.

This is your problem.

Somali women married man.

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CABDI

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TO EVERYBODY...
TASA LA LEEYAHAY HA ISRAACDO, OO HA HESHIISO..
TOPIC YER AYAA 3BILLOD LA ISKU HAYSTAA,
WALEE WAA LAYAAB, WAXAN INA HAYSTA..
ILAAHAYOW NOO SAHAL....

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CilmiBoodheri

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DJ Funk Master Flex <<it's Frrrriiiidddddaaaayy>>

yo yo pls don't be mad 'cause u cum early....that's o.k it's just pre-mature aight.....and i think the reason they do't show you any feelings that they know the theory of all Somalian men, which is "tell to every1 after they get laid", well, if u got head and u didn't enjoy it, we don't wanna know aight, 'cause that explains something strong with your viagra needed driller aight.....so, pls don't spoil urself and don't disrespect our lovely women aight kid!
Maryooleey kan makaroofi lee waaye, u sheega mushqusha lee siigo la istaag dhaha inuu oomo maris qaato l@l

peace out y'all
only da lonely CILMI with da BOODHERI

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Ubax101

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To: Mr. Funky

As great ones before me said, if you cant take the heat, get out of the kitchen mister! For all the topics in the world, is that all you could come up with? If so, you need to join one of the syndromes man. I see RED when i see people who KISS and TELL. But that aint unusual, it comes with the teritorry and itz called insecurity. Put your seatbelt on and enjoy riding the rocket son, coz that might be your last ride for a long time. And besides BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS, hmmmmm?

Peace On Earth Ya'all!

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Latoya

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yor r very sick you need help, how can u talk about somalien girls like that dont you have no shame!!!!!!!!!


peace you all!

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muna

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To funkmaster and Baggio
This is quite unbelievable for someone who regards himself as a grown up to come up and accuse people falsely. What even gave u the audacity to write something like this down. You are one horny son of a bitch who is a virgin but since you act like a sicko who needs great help(dagax) go and use a wall to release your glory and ease your pain.
I am ashamed of you that u think that somali gals just sleep around, even if they live in white man's land, it is impossible they know of the islamic way, if not the basic ones atleast so nobody in his right mind could believe such crude and sick things. You're way too lonely buy a pet or something. If it were up to me i would have your loins cut off, see that shows how much i still care for u maybe later on u might do the same favour to someone with the same problem.
You have no experience whatsoever, why don't you do yourself a favour and grow up, u still have time, i assume u r still young( i hope). GROW UP PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY!!!. I thought that your kind got extinct, careful make sure u go for hibernation coz if u got to be known well i don't want to specify what would happen.
ARRIVERDERCI

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Maimuna

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Funkmaster
Listen bro, the problem is that you have to make the girl feel something and the problem is not the somali girls you are sleeping with, the problem is you, you do not know how to •••• them good or anything. For a girl not to feel anything, that means here is noting in there. I have a feeling that your thing is too small.
Us somali women don't like cheap sex. And that is what you are giving my sister a cheap sex bro. so stop chatting and help your self bro.
keep it real
lates

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ABDI

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heyy wazup homies, long time no see
what is happnin the site seem boring these days, i guess coze iwas not around ha, well here iam so lets spice up the place again,,,,i see too many sisters talking •••• about us "men" and that aint cool, like sister maimuna, sister i get two words for you "suck it" if u wanna feel some that can rock your world, then come get some,,,,anyways lets get back to the topic,
i get to go now,
bye homies

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peaches

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tofuckmasterand boogio
You thing that your allthat i bet ya that your nasty looking for real life and you cant get somalian women AND when you ask them out they probly say hell mother fucker nooooooooo oh ya and your gay thats why your asking guys to •••• you.

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i am londons crew

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why are all of you from australia aint no one from london fools

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SmootH

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U all make me sick ....what a shame i have to clazz u all as my ppl...

SmooTh

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Maimuna

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Abdi
You are the kind of man sorry i mean boys that i am talking about. You are one of the somali old man that need help and that are always and will be 22. SO please grow up and find yourself.

I don't argu with low life loosers
so get a life bro.

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MissX

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lol @ muna,

shoot!!!!!u go gal!! u pretty much said it all sistah

to im a london crew,
not everyone hea is from aussie, toronto in da house!!!

and finally to all those peepz who agreed with funkmasterflex,

all i have to say to y'all is...if u dont know how to satisfy a woman the rite way, dont come on this forums like its goin to solve all ur problems..what u need is seriouz mental therapy and sex councelling and learn how to make real love b4 u start talk sh!t about us women..and ur backward thinkin aint helpin spice up ur sex lives either...sheesh...smooth is rite..Y'all need some schoolin'!!!!!

~be peace~

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diehard

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i think the best way to deal with such kind of tobics is not to answer at all in that way it has minimal chance of getting any form attention ,

if you see this tobic was started by this creature on septeper 17, then every time someone tries to contribute his view you extending its life span and literally further spreading his message which what he wants
the reason i am this is that i have seen that alot of none somali people come to visit this website in fact i have seen a pakistani some few seconds ago( i told him to come again but not sure whether accept that) and for sure they are going to read this kind of trash, worst of all its in english ,every time i see this kind of topics it make not to come to somalinet again.
since the admistration a turning blind eye its time for us the members to take action.
here is my solution, after you read all post let my writting be the last to appear in this place , with that it got only 24 hours chance of appearing in last day section , one week of last week section and then it will end up in archives so it wont get the chance of irritating our eyes again
coz its also an embrassemet to us for the outside word to see what saying about our ladies we are trying to leave with what Weris is preaching around ,the last thing we wanna see is this forums to be where we put down our mother and sisters
thanks and hoping for you all coporation!
please the best not respond to it!!!!!!!!!!!!
DH

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WWBWOMAN

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HEY •••• MASTER.........
R U SURE YOUR HAVING SEX WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX??????

AND by da way ........since your dumb to realise this somali girlz are circumcised when they r young........So for your infomation unless u raped them girlz u taking about........I DON'T THINK THEY CAME TO YOU........

SO PLZ OWN.........
B/C SOMALIAN GIRLZ R A GIFT OF LIFE,,,,,
NOTORIOUS FOR THEIR CLEANESS AND BEAUTIFULNESS..

EAT THAT FOOL......
I'M OUT
"HEY MR COOL WHATS UP IT'S ME .....U KNOW"
REMEMBER I WAS SUPRISED WHEN U TOLD ME U WERE MR COOL........"YEP"

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Mr Cool

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WWBWoman
Girl you have no mercy on the commenting! hehehhe I got that is you when u said is me...lol. I just read the other comment you wrote and yes you got me there freaked! Sup girl! Call you Later :)

Love the nick!

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wwbwoman

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hey mr cool.......i've started my own page
with a joke titled "BRITISH AIRWAYS" And guess
what i cannot find it......
,,,,,,,,,,,,calling for help,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

bye.......
didn't i reck him,,,,,,,damn i should get a credit
for that,,,,,lol

I'M OUT....

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KIKI

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TO: FUNK MASTER

I DON'T KNOW WHY OR HOW THE HELL YOU WANT TELL US ABOUT HOW THE HELL YOU GOT SOME AND A SOMALI SISTER DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING FOR YOU. BUT MR FUNK MASTER DID YOU REALIZE IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE FUNKY AS STINKY,NO OFENCE.

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Samatar

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You know I think that somalis are still ignorant in the sense that when it comes to sexual education. Where does it say in our religion that do not discuss sexuality?. A guy posed question simply asking why there is a less feelings with somaligirls, now instead of giving help to answer his question, everyone started critizing him. Comon people this is rather a sceintific question, shame on you guys.It is good to be shy about somethings and it is good to offer some bad oppinions either you curse or not curse, but hey this is naturality You have to educate the guy as to why that someone has less feeling then the other. When are we going to be civilized and have debate over this issues and open debate huh? What we have to realize is that as long as we are shy about this issues we are not participating developments. I would tell this guy that, you need to rephrase the question and make open debate as opposed to personal one. You generalised and you justified to yourself, this is not the way to pose a question. Perhaps you could say that you know " There is a general consenses that prevail, ie, some women lack feelings then others" and then you say " do you agree with this statement" and it can be argued. Instead you actually went straight to broader pics bro. Somehow i do understant what you mean. and here is my answer. You know sexuality does not play a large role in a relationship, though significant. The person that you are intimate with and you love with wholeheartedly will indeed have a feeling for you when it comes to lovemaking. You expect to be mutual feelings, but not necessarily, if a women does not love you at all then surely no orgasim, if she thinks she likes you then a fake one. Remember it is to do with heart, love subordinates feelings. One thing, i am opposed to the idea that somaligirls do not have feelings, not to say this that you forgotten our culture and tradition-religion, but i think this statement is weak and trivial. I think every society on the earth have their shortcomings and good sites too. Not every human being is the same as the other. Not all birds can fly, what separates the flyers from the walkers is the ability to take off.

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SmooTH

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I don't understand. ( worried look)

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SmOoTH

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is this meant to be a joke...?

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SmOoTH

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is this meant to be a joke...?

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wwbwoman

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah excuse me but r u sure u posted your message on da wright board boy..........
whats up....or you just want everybody to see
your Good English skills.......no offence bro
...................
By the way u sound like an expert///////so why don't u help the poor guy not confuse him////??
..................................................
p.s but such sentences as "to cut a long story short" do exist...............
...................I ONLY LAUGHED b/c i wonder what u do for a living////and how long it took u to research this...lol

I'M OUT

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Lee_77

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TO MY DEAR ASS FANKMASTER
By reading the message u have posted iwonder if u had a sex with a somali lady or infact any other lady cause if u did u wouldn't be taking rubish,
let me ask flat ass dick head,did u ask the same question to your mom,or sister instead of posting this peice of ••••, probably not cause they would have told u a thing or two about this.
I bet u are one of those who come before reaching the intended target,hope u know what i mean.
If u call yourself a jigalo by now u shoul have understood the difference between somali women and so called other ladies,
How dare u compare a gods given angel, and a slut
who wipes herself upwards whet she goes to toilet, the last time i checked one of them there was a (dag) hanging over her ass.
Finally let me give u some advice,Somali women have a feeling, they possess the vains that cary blood through out,but it all depends upon how u use, if u are ignorant little bastard then u would not know what to do.
GO BACK TO YOUR MOM AND ASK FOR ADVICE.
AND LEAVE OUR ANGELS ALONE

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Ak

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I think you don't know what u talking about at all and people like will make our beautiful girls feel let down by us. I think we have the prettiest girls around and it's shame that didn't see that. I do not believe u said something like that about our girls. I reckon u r selfish who is lonely and can't find love and Satisfaction.

I think u need Counselling about ur sexual experiences with ur five star.

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ubax_12

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I simple don't understand where u ppl came from? for real, I as woman feel insult by this topic and who ever came with shame on you wallall. I was just wondering do you have sister or not? and pls be honest my brother?


until next time take care


Your sis

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QalbiNura

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Hello pple

I don't see why we all give attention to a simple guy with less respect for his mom and his aunt and grandmom!!!!! coz they are somali ladies aswell....so why you pple don't get the picture??? some pple are just like him....God created any kind in this world and in our life time we may meet some like this Masterguy and we may also meet some well respected intelligent ones...so the best way to live your lives is to see and walk away whenever you see pple like this one......and believe me!! it won't help to tell him that is wrong...coz if he knew better he would've use his head and he would've act different.


Salaam to you all

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conservative

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I'm asking this guy what you know about feeling of somali woman? have you made research about it including your mother and sisters.

ugu danbayn rabi cafi waydiiso waad danbaabtaye!!!
firt think about before you say it!!

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Dhanxiir

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I think the film is at the END

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DR.MAX

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Waryaa ninkii danbe ee gabdh somalieed wax ka sheego gacan baa nakala garaysa waryaa dabaa naag
waa kunashay hoyadaa nimanka aakutirinee alow
yaan hoyadey iyo walaashey raga kutirin qalbi laciif

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Troublegirl

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TO SOMALIGIRL

U made a comment worse than FUNKBastard girl. Where do you get off assuming that somalian girls are suppressed and ignorant while you publicly confess your sexlife.As I read your comments I realised that you should change your name to SEVEN ELEVEN(7-11)Open 24 hrs.Let me tell you something girl.Somalian girls are not raised to suppress their felings.They are raised in the proper ways that our religion has taught us.Unlike you 99% of somali girls have one partner.So I suggest that you change your name and start practicing the regulations of ISLAM...my advice is free like your PUNANI.......Girl you better take it.

FUNKBASTARD:-Ask your mom/sister why isn't she feeling anything bro......U 'll get your answers

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New Yorker

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Simple answer to the question; because they have had genital mutilation!! That's the brute truth and reality. The Clitoris is the most sensitive organ on a woman's private parts because it is well innerveted, medically documented fact. So if you remove it and it's sorounding tissues,which also have dense nerve endings such as labia minora and majora(partially or completely) you should not be surprised if your momen get little or no feeling at all during intercourse. Indeed for many, intercourse is very painful and they flinch even from the thought of it!!

We should all join hands to fight against this stone age and cruel tradition.

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TROUBLEGIRL

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NEW YORKER

I got one question for you? R U a gynaecologist. Coz by the way you are expressiing your views on the female anatomy specially her southern divisions U know what you are talking about.....U must be a doctor or you have a copy of Cosmopolitan on your lap...(Either one is possible)........LOL

PEACE
TROUBLE

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New Yorker

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Trouble girl,

I am a final year medical student. My first encounter with FGM was in the ward when one of my patients that was my Obstetric/Maternity case had a prolonged labour due to obstraction,bacause the birth canal could just not dilate-there was so much fibrosis and scaring for normal deliver to take place so this lady had to go theatre for a caesarin section/operation to deliver baby through the abdomen. Thats why I am very upset about this issue.

As a girl i would have expected you to be somewhat sensitive.

How do you know about Cosmopolitan, you are not a lesbo are you?

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Bored with New Yorker's crap

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New Yorker, you are an idiot, that is obsessed with female gentialia. Get help.....go get laid. Jerking off is messing you up.

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Yorker Man

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If you Somalians were not obsessed with female genitalia mybe you would not be mutilating them. Out of interest what do you do the the bits of critoris and labias the you cut out, suppose you give it to the bush doctors to turm them into some form of charm or spell so you fly at night, hey?

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ladan

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i dont wanna say alot cause it made saun dumm but waligaa ma maqashay meel il laga la,yahay waa lays karidaa? that meins this is some thing we cant anwser why cause ,that is the way it is maybe something to do with (gudida) and we cant help filing the way we fell but u should have. what we call(iimansi) thatks. ps that is not dum question but u should just eccept the way thing r.


love ladan bye u all.....f,dk.

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ra mla adan

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Nacalad ilaahay hakugu dhacdo ninka bilaabay sheekadan ee ka hadlayay gabdhaha soomaalida iyo dareenkooda sida ay dad fara badan oo iga horeeyay tilmaameeman gabdhaha soomaalida alle ha ka xijaabo fidnadaada iyo HIVaad xambaarsantahay teeda kale qaanis ayaa tahay sida hadaladaada ka muuqatay oo naag cadaan iyo madoow waxaad ka tari karto malaha alle ku cadaab murtad xumaan cadaystay ayaa tahay kufri qaniis iyo jaahil xumo ku faan qurunle iyo doofaar aan damiir lahayn oo cayaaya hooyadii walaashiis iyo gabadhiisa ilaahay nasiib kuma siiyo aad aabo u noqoto aad afo soomaaliyeed u hesho qurunle

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OG

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to all
walaal ninka haduu qaldamay maxaa u eryaasan maad
u yeedha diinta waa furantahay ee alkiin ma aha in la eryo
Ramla adan
iska hal qalad ayuu gala lakiin adi ayaa ka daran ee ninka nacadlada ka daa iyo galaynta. sababta oo galnimp muusan sheegan marka galinimado meel ma dhacdo is jir ruux islam ah ha galayn
bye

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Anonymous

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To da funky brother

if thatz the reaction ya getting from these girl in bed, then ya must be doing something wrong

maybe coz ya smell so funky (go and have a shower)

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Don't mutilate!!!!!

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To FunkmasterFlex G
First of all hon let me tell you that my mum refused to let my private parts be cut up and or sewn or removed because she did not think it was right or necessary. I ask you where in the Holy Quaran does it say that girls should be circumcised? The truth is it doesn't say it at all. So why should us women have to go through all that considerable pain. Well there are several reasons, let me tell you a few.I am not just making this up, believe me i have done my research. I have asked my mum, dad, aunts and members of the older generation of the family.

1) Some DUMB people believe that it is written in the Quaran. PPPAAAHHHLLLEEEAAASSSEE, c'mon people we are in the 21st century, WAKE UP! If it doesn't say it in the quaran then it's simply not in the quaran.

2) Some say that it is so that a guy can know whether the girl he is marrying has had sex before, i mean that is why they think the girls vagina is sewn up so that if the thread is loose then she has sinned with another guy, so why should he marry her. "But then if men complain that women have no sence of feeling then why do they want them to be mutilated in the first place?

3) Another that my aunts ( who know that i've not been circumcised) say to me is "if a girl has not been sewn up or her foreskin has not been snipped off then she is not HALAAL, then she is HAARAAN".

4) So that men can gain more pleasure during sex, perhaps more pleasure than women i didn't ask my source to go in to too much detail.

5) There are also many old folk myths and stories about why it should be done. My advice is that there are too many and someone must have changed one or every single one of them in their own way so don't believe any of them.

Me, personally i can imagine that it was made up by some king of a tribe who had loads of wives and wanted to getgood feeling during sex. So if it was made up for a guy by a guy then it has no right to be obeyd because it is oviously wrong.

Peace out Bro's especially you Funkmaster cos your too insulting to women and you have no respect for us. Chill out bro i have tried to help you.

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sdfgsdfg

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to: don't multilaiiii what ever the •••• that is


we do it too keep you virgin, so we can make you bleed at the first night of the merieg...
bitch get lost,,,,we gonna circumise your pussy... by the way, it's our culture... •••• the religion, culture, culture is better........

feeling has nothing to do with circumistising your ass....it's you ladies don't know how to make love.....

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Don't mutilate!

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To sdfgsdfg, or whatever your name is. First of all boy learn how to use the spell check and the dictionary because i swear i could have mistaken your spelling with a five year old's in which case you don't know how to satisfy any woman.
And also, you must have reall bad fantasties about your marriage night, i mean what did you say " so we can make you blead on the first night of marriage". You must be reall desperate to get with someone and i feel sorry for the ugly, blind, dumb bitch that decides to get with you. DOG.
Don't even come on Somalinet because you are not a Somali person because a Somalin is a MUSLIM. Do you know what that means you dumb bastard? And let me tell you that to all Somalian people RELIGION is more important than culture.

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sista

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Power to Mrcool & Ladan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i have to say is that who ever wrote this message appereantly wankes himself all the time.
and just becuase the somali sista won't putted it up doesn't mean that you abuse her.
Let me tell you find a somali girl who will marry you and than write back to us.
she would blow your mind.

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Shugri

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To..who ever created da title of this..case

First is is have not has aight. Second ya da only one with no feelings fool. Third..ya low life nomad. That is all i got to say..cuz i dont waste my time argueing with..."unimportant peepz like u"

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Misshelper

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Hey funkmasterflexG

Maybe the other girls in the past have fake it and the somalian girls just let you know the hard way bro....I really feel sorry for ya bro.White girls are know to fake it!!!!But any how i hope i don't end up with a man like you who can't safise a African women!!!!!!
Take care funkmasterflexG

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ragaman

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dat blood clad funkmaster is fake him dont sleep somalians him lie, me have nuff respecr still you know for somalian ladies, go out and brush ya teeth ya batty boy, him talk nansense jaw man

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PLEASE.HEPL

Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 10:38 am
IM A YOUNG SOMALIAN FEMALE, AND I'VE BEEN ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG, I JUST GOT MARRIED 3 MONTHS AGO. I LOVE MY HUSBAND MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF, AND WE HAVE BEE HAVING SEX EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS SOMETIMES MORE THAN TWICE A DAY, NOT YET HAVE A EXPERIENCED ANY PLESSURE OR GOOD SENSATION THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO FEEL FROM SEX. WE ARE A YOUNG COULPE IM 22 AND HE'S 24. WE HAVE TRIED EVERY SINGLE POSITION THAT YOU CAN THINK OF I MEAN EVERYTHING, HE HAS EVEN PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON ME MORE THAN 40 TIMES AND STILL NOTHING. I HAVE NO FAMILY WITH ME HERE IN CANADA SO I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS "CUT" DOWN THERE WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY HUSBAND SAID HE HAS NEVER SEEN A VAGINIA THAT HAS BEEN SO HE DOESN'T KNOW IF I WAS OR NOT. I FELT PAIN THE FIRST LIKE 10 TIMES WE SEXED BUT AFTER I GOT USE TO IT, IT DOESN'T HURT I JUST DON'T FEEL ANYTHING, MY HUSBAND IS REALLY UPSET BECAUSE HE ENJOYS IT AND GETS PLESSURE AND HE WORK'S SO HARD FOR ME TO FEEL PLESSURE AND IT BOTHER'S HIM WHEN I CAN JUST LAY BACK AND READ A NEWSPAPER OR WATCH TV, AND JUST BE BOERD. I GET REALLY WET JUST FROM HIM TOUCHING ME, MY NIPPLES GET HARD AND SOMETIMES WHEN WE DO IT FOR LIKE HOURS AND HE'S DONE MY BODY STARTS TO SHAKE AND THAT'S WHAT A ORGASM IS SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE BUT I JUST DON'T FEEL IT AT ALL. I HAVE A APPOITMENT TO SEE A GYNOCOLOGIST THIS MONTH I HOPE I CAN FIND A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM. IT KILLS ME INSIDE THAT I CAN'T FEEL MY MAN'S PLESSURE.
CAN ANYONE OFFER ME SOME ADVICE ON THIS.
IS IT JUST ME????
DO ANY OTHER SISTER'S GO THROUGH THIS ••••???
PLEASE GET BACK TO ME BROTHAS AND SISTAS.
PEACE AND LOVE FIRST TO MY HUSBAND AHMED. I LOVE U
PEACE TO YOU ALL

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jasmine

Thursday, June 29, 2000 - 01:47 pm
To funk whatever:

First of all I wanna thank my nice brothers who defended us like...lee_77."thanks"
listen mr.funk master ••••..ooops..my bad,it is not appropriate thing to post but since u opened the topic u should handle the conseqences.
*If God gave u a one inch dick ...u shouldn't blame the girlscause they can't feel it.
*And I bet that your little sorry one inch dick didn't effect them cause the girls r still girls ...u know what I mean still "virgin"..lol
*Instead of making fun of us go and body build your little chiken legs..aight.
By the way Iam 100% somalian & I know that I have all the feelings I need to experience it with future love of my life.And he'll be the lucky one ..cause when it comes to me satisfaction is gauranteed...lollllll.

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Anonymous

Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 07:10 am
i love some one but no love without heart i need real love love & love if there is real love call me : 050/4969944 18-m-dubai

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