Shaadaa | Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:37 pm the italian man "Must be read with an Italian accent" One day ima gonna to bigga hotel. Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast. I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her, I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say, you better no piss onna plate, sonna bitch. Later I go out to eata at the bigga restaurante. The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me , everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say , you better no fock onna table, you sonna bitch. So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits onna ma bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna . He tella me to go to da toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna on da bed. He say you better no onna bed, you sonna bitch. I go to check out and the man atta desk say peace to you. I say, piss on you too, you sonna bitch. I gonna go back to Italia. |