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The Italian Man.......Joke........PLEASE READ!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): The Italian Man.......Joke........PLEASE READ!
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Shaadaa

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:37 pm
the italian man

"Must be read with an Italian accent"
One day ima gonna to bigga hotel.
Inna morning ima gonna down to breakfast.
I tella waitress, I wanna two pises toast.
She bring me only one piss.
I tella her, I wanna two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say you no understand.
I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say, you better no piss onna plate, sonna bitch.
Later I go out to eata at the bigga restaurante.
The waitress bringa ma spoon, ma knife, but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tella me , everybody wanna fock.
I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the
table.
She say , you better no fock onna table, you sonna
bitch.
So I go to ma room inna hotel and there is no shits
onna ma bed.
I calla the manager and tella him I wanna ••••.
He tella me to go to da toilet.
I say, you no understand, I wanna •••• on da bed.
He say you better no •••• onna bed, you sonna bitch.
I go to check out and the man atta desk say peace to
you.
I say, piss on you too, you sonna bitch.
I gonna go back to Italia.

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Omar

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 07:08 pm
You crack me up bro,that was the funniest thing I ever heard.....that was good one.

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Muuna

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 03:10 am
Yeah go on brother....That was funny.
peace

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Mursal

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 04:26 am
At last some funny stuff,, thanks bro for the laugh..

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OUTLAW

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 02:13 am
HEY I SWEAR I TOLD THAT JOKE 1999 BORROWED FROM AN ITALIAN GIRL

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