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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): Email Sex Jokes
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Shaadaa

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:49 pm
The Top 5 Email Sex Jokes
>> >
>> > Number five
>> > A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he
>> > does, his elbow goes
>> > into her breast. They are both quite startled. The
>> > man turns to her and
>> > says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
>> > breast, I know you'll forgive
>> > me." She replies, "If your penis as hard as your
>> > elbow, I'm in room 221."
>> >
>> > Number four
>> > A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to
>> > a gorgeous woman. He
>> > notices she is reading a manual about sexual
>> > statistics. He asks her about
>> > it and she replies, "This is a very interesting
>> > book. It says that American
>> > Indians have the longest penises and Jewish men have
>> > the biggest diameter
>> > penises. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
>> > "Tonto Greenburg, nice
>> > to meet you."
>> >
>> > Number three
>> > One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the
>> > husband starts rubbing his
>> > wife's arm. The wife turns over and says:"I'm sorry
>> > honey, I've got a
>> > gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to
>> > stay fresh." The husband,
>> > rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls
>> > back over and taps his
>> > wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment
>> > tomorrow too?"
>> >
>> > Number two
>> > Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been
>> > employed there for a number of
>> > years when he came home one day to confess to his
>> > wife that he had a
>> > terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
>> > penis into the pickle
>> > slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex
>> > therapist to talk about
>> > it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He
>> > vowed to overcome the
>> > compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later,
>> > Bill came home. His wife
>> > could see at once that something was seriously
>> > wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?"
>> > she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I
>> > had this tremendous urge
>> > to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill,
>> > you didn't." "Yes, I
>> > did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."
>> > "No, Bill. I mean, what
>> > happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got
>> > fired too."
>> >
>> > Number one
>> > A couple had been married for 50 years. They were
>> > sitting at the breakfast
>> > table one morning when the wife says, "Just think,
>> > fifty years ago we were
>> > sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I
>> > know," the old man said,
>> > "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds
>> > fifty years ago." "Well,"
>> > Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
>> > Whereupon the two stripped
>> > to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know,
>> > honey," the little old
>> > lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as Hot
>> > for you today as they were
>> > fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied
>> > Gramps. "One's in your
>> > coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
>> >

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SEXYGIRL

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 05:26 am
THAT IS SOME FUNNY s*@t BOY I WAS LAUGHING .KEEP UM COMING, FOR ANY OLD PEOPLE WHO DO READ THE LAST ONE DONT GET NO IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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SAA

Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 11:59 pm
TO;SHADAA
WHERE DID U COPY THESE THINKS?


BITCH

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xabeeb islamabaadf

Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 06:28 am
great joks jack keeb it up

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