     Mursal | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 06:21 am
plz enjoy this joke.
A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia's. He then asked where Bill Clinton's clock was. The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan." |
| Kabiiroos | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 09:23 am
That was a good and gentlemen's joke. I enjoyed it and Just keep rolling bro. By the way Mursal, I think I know you personally if you are the one who lives 340 Dixon. Peace bro!!!!! |
| Hanita | Friday, March 09, 2001 - 01:16 pm
Mursal:
LOL...........................That was indeed a good joke, I enjoyed it very much.............................but lets just hope you enjoy mine. I'm assuming this is okay with you, if not, you have my deepest apologizes.
Joke:
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth, and the doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it out. The machine could take some of the pain of blonde-003 from the mother and give it to the father to ease the mother's burden.
Well, they thought that was a good idea and decided to give it a try, so the doctor set it on 10% to begin with, telling the man that even 10% was probably more pain than he'd ever experienced. But the man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling & asked the doctor to raise it. So he put it up to 20% and when the man still felt fine, he raised it to 50% and finally 520. After it was over, the man stood up and stretched a little. Both he and his wife felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor.
Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep! |
| Dumb | Saturday, March 10, 2001 - 03:55 am
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What's the point? |
| Mbro | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 03:32 pm
damn ahanita that was funny
lol hahahaha pointless joke
hahaah girl am not laughing with u am laughing at u ur joke was the stopidest joke i ever seen hahahaahahah though it was good u made me laugh
I apologize if i efended u |
| I can be a bitch if i choose too. | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 02:30 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Hanita, that my dear was indeed hilarious. I simply loved it, don't mind what these idiots are saying, but like I said be4 YOU GO GURL!
Mursal:
KEEP EM COMING BRO. ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL! |
| SeD.... | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 11:00 pm
LOL...Mursal!...hehhah...In this case, I lied so much(INS) I think they would use mine as a Helicopter..lol
Hanita! Mean-time, delivering Mail N Baby! lollll |
