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Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 11:25 pm my girlfriend and i went to dinner for our anniversary the other week and i swear i didn't understand a single thing the waiter described to us, in fancy restaurants the server always takes you through the evening's specials with a floridity and panache that are seldom less then breathtaking and always incomprehensible. so he goes " tonight" we have a douple rack of rio rocho cutlets, tenderized at your table by our own flamenco then baked in a clay oven for 27minutes under lattice of guava peel and what so on my girlfreind who is more sophisticated than i am is not fazed by the waiter but her problem is trying her options so i am like i don't why you bother couse apart of being much too complicated to take in none of these, they don't sound like anything you would want to eat. just bring me some thing thats been clubbed' but of course i held my toungue. eventually he coccluded his presentation with what sounded like "an oven-baked "futilite" of pumpkin, its "feuillete" my girl freind explained " what is that i aasked unhappily. soi turned to the waiters with a plaintive look and asked do you have anything that once belonged to a cow? he give me a stiff nod and goes "certainly,sir so he says we can offer you 16 ounce supreme de beef incised in our own butcher from montana ranch and slow-grilled so i am like... are you describing a steak? i asked it perking up and he says "not a term we care to use but yes ofcourse it was becoming clear now there was real food to be had here if i only knew the LINGO so i was like well i'will have it with.. shal we say a depravite of potatoes hand-cut and fried till golden in medly of vegetable oils and conveyed to my table... the waiters nodded and was imperessed that i had cracked the menue code. and says very good sir and walked away to the kitchen so i called after him and said i may not know much about food but i am certain of this, if there is one thing you don't want with steak its feuillete.. from that day on i knew fancy restaurents aren't all that but i am happy to say i am happy with my burgerking's and mcdonalds... you know
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Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 11:30 pm keep'n it REAL......ya heard """"""
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Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 09:39 am ooh my god that was so funny pimp is this a true story and if so you sound like a gentelman pimp take good care of your woman loveable ayan
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Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:20 pm hey pimp can you email me at this email please my girlfriend is in love with you i think becouse she print out every joke you put on this net i sweargod i don't know what she seen in you but can you please email het are this email aminass19@hotmail.com one love bro
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Friday, March 23, 2001 - 12:25 pm LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT WAS VERY FUNNY PIMP WLAAL YOU SHOULD PUT JOKES LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN YOUR HALIMO
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