     Shaadaa | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 06:39 am
A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a
religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that
he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her
naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked
about his slow driving habits. "I can't stand it anymore,"
she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per
hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one
piece of clothing."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70
her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and
traveling faster than he ever had before, he became
very excited and lost control of the car.
He veered off the road, over an embankment and
wrapped the car around a tree. His girlfriend was thrown
clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but
alas, he was stuck.
"Go up to the road and get help," he said.
"But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she
replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his
shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover
it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying
woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobbed, "He's stuck
and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looked down at the shoe between her
legs, and replied, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid
there's no hope for him." |
