     Mursal | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 09:31 am
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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| Faiza | Monday, March 12, 2001 - 04:00 pm
man I love you jokes so much
coz they are so funny |
| Mursal | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 08:27 am
Thank you faiza, I'm glad someone has enjoyed my jokes..
read on there will be more coming up.. |
| HALIMO | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:10 pm
raaa boy that craked me up so keep it up...... |
| Da nigger Who cares | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:18 pm
Mursal Nigger
what da F***K is up with you nigger your dissing your own niggers! what da F***K are you? a women |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:24 pm
LOL LOL what a funny joke, I guess all men should read it, especially the one which says go to the end of the world and stay there  damn good one keep it up. |
| SHUUKE | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:24 am
QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAAAX •••• THIS IS MY FIRST TIME IN THIS JOKE ROOM AND IT'S DA BOMB I MEAN QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAX YO DA NIGGER WHO CARES U PROBABLY THAT FEMALE IMPERSONATOR MURSAL JUST MENTIONED . MURSAL U DAMN FUNNY ARE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY THIS FUNNY? COUSE IF THEY ARE THEN I WOLD LIKE 2 MEET YOUR SIS COUSE I LIKE SOMALI WOMEN WHO GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR . HEY GET YOUR MIND OF THE GUTTER I WANNA MEET HER JUST AS FRIEND AIGHT QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAAAAAAX |
| Anonymous | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:04 am
I just blazed blaad and i am laughing to death |
| Mursal | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:26 am
Shuuke;
Sorry bro, all of my sisters are taken, but you can introduce me to your sister if you want me to keep making you laugh..
Thanks ppl, |
| MUNA | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:40 am
MURSAL Y R ONE FUNNY BROTHER. ALL I CAN SAY IS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRO CUZ U THE BOMBBBBBBBBB!! |
| shuuke | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:54 am
yo mursal qax qax qax sorry i'm an only kid i got a grandma who is single if u are interested qax qax qax u damnnnn funny i mean it |
| Mursal | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:34 am
Shuuki,
She will do.....
Gocha...Enjoy the jokes and relax man. |
