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THE GAY BAR........JOKE.......PLEASE READ

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): THE GAY BAR........JOKE.......PLEASE READ
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Shaadaa

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 05:40 am
This guy walks into a bar and once he's two steps
inside, he realizes it's a
GAY BAR. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want
a drink." When the gay
waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's
the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the
name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike,
for the slogan "JUST
DO IT". That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his Snickers because "IT
REALLY SATISFIES". The customer looked dumbfounded so
the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over. So
the customer asks the
man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name
of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a
smile "Timex." The
thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies, "Cause it
takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'." A little
shaken, the customer turns
to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity
margarita and says, "So
what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him
and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because Quality is Job 1." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford
lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think
for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he
turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give
me my beer." The
bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but
with a puzzled look, asks,
"Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG
ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 08:31 am
Good one bro....

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Radiya

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:07 pm
silk joke bro............
i really cracked up

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NINWAALAN

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:27 pm
SHAADA
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY VERY FUNNY YO
/......TELL US MORE
PEACE OUT

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MASTER-P

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:25 am
HEY YO THAT WAS SOME FUNNY •••• WALAAHI, AM STILL LOUGHING KEEP IT DAWG.
THIS MUST B THE FUNNIEST •••• I READ THIS FAR.

PEACE OUT YALL.

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