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I'M INLOVE WITH MY MOM WHAT SHOULD I DO :(

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): I'M INLOVE WITH MY MOM WHAT SHOULD I DO :(
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OG

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:45 pm
I NEED HELP GUYS HELP ME

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XAAJIYO

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 12:05 am
lol!!!!!!!
walaalo you should love your mum
you shoudin't hate her i think you need mentol hospital go to hell if u haTE UR MUMM

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:17 am
to OG

Go to hell

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xaajiyo

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:37 am
2 Anonymouse that's right

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 06:09 am
what you mean IN LOVE wana make out with your MOM
or something or maybe you want deal with her
is she that fine, IS YOUR MOM STILL FUCKABLE THOUGH SICK BASTERD man you funny for real or....
you want kill your mom, deal with her nigger
or you want to kill it huh.. you know what am saying
which one is it:):)...
fucking moron but hey if your mom still fuckable
go for it but don't tell your DAD... though:):)
THAT WILL BE SOME SICK SHITT
BUT HEY SOMEBODY GOTTA DO IT HUH..

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POMPOUS!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:39 am
PIM U DISGUST ME!!

EVERYTHING U EVER WRITE ON SOMALINET DISGUSTS ME

UR MENTALITY,
UR WAY OF DEALING WITH THINGS!!!

UR SICK MAN!!

U NEED SOME SERIOUSE MENTAL HELP!!

& NO B4 U GET ANY IDEAS I'M NOT APPLYING
2 COME AND WORK IN UR STRIP CLUB OR
ANYTHING ELSE!!

DAMN MAN!!!

WHY DO U HAVE SUCH A FU*CKED UP ATTITUDE 2WARDS EVERYTHING!!

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SHUUKE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:46 am
YO OOG I MEAN U ARE SICK IF U ARE TRYING 2 SAY WHAT I THINK. HOW THE •••• CAN U PUT A MOVE ON YOUR OWN MOM I MEAN WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO THESE DAYS DAMNNNN.I GUESS U ARE IN EUROPE COUSE I HEAR THERE ARE LOTS OF DISEASES OUT THERE MAD COW DISEASE AND I HEAR FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE NOW OR ARE U ON DRUGS ECSTACY HUH OR ANGELS DUST U BETTER GET SOME HELP FAST, IF I WERE RELATED TO YOU I WOULDA HAVE KICKED YOUR TINY LITTLE ASS. STUPID IDIOT PUNK ASS MOTHER ••••••

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PIMP HATER

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:29 am
•••• ALL SOMAILA
•••• •••• AND THE PIMP U R A BITCHAZZ MUTHAFUCKER LET ME TELL U A SECRET I FUCKED YO MOMA LAST NIGHT BITCH
HOW THE •••• DO U LIKE THAT
AND TO OG •••• U BITCH U R FUCKING SICK BITCH
•••• ALL SOMALIZ Y'ALL ARE SICK
TAKE CARE OF EACHOTHER BITCHEZ

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lazy lady

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:57 am
•••• you all
pls OG would you tell us what you mean you are in love with your mumm??
is that good way?
or bad way bro?
reply me back bro

yo leave the boy alone low lifes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lazy lady

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 01:58 am
•••• you all
pls OG would you tell us what you mean you are in love with your mumm??
is that good way?
or bad way bro?
reply me back bro

yo leave the boy alone low lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ISMAHAAN

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:05 am
2 lazy lady--you're probably saying that because you're in love with your dad or maybe your brother.

OG---YOU ARE ONE DEMENTED MOTHERFUCKER.
get some help dude.

2 the pimp----You're damn funny.

Take Care People.

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Seatac Diva

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 03:42 pm
Where the hell is this •••• takin' place, cause where I come from, there ain't no •••• like this goin on. But you know what, i think OG is just tryna make some kinda joke so he can clown us and that there can be real •••• in this god damn site. Ain't nothin' funny in this place no mo'. Keep it tight nigga. But if this ain't no joke, go to hell!!!

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Anonymous

Monday, March 26, 2001 - 02:34 am
ppl the boy is asking for help not for ppl to abuse him, and what we should be diong is giude him to get the help that he needs.so write to him in how he can if you can.


one love
somalian love

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lazy lady

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 01:16 am
DEAR ISMAHAAN AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MY FATHERE OR MY BROTHER U GET ME HEH
WAS RONG IF I LOVE THEM IN GOOD WAY I SHOULD LOVE MY FAMILY WITH ALL MY HEART IF MY MOTHER TELLS ME TO JUMP TO THE FIRE
I DO IT BCS SHE IS MY MOTHER
WALAALO AM NOT CAA SIYAT LIKE U !!!
AND I DONT WAS MY TIME PPL LIKE U!!!!
PEACE TO ALL MY BROTHER AND SISTERS

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OLDSKUUL-GANGSTA

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 12:14 pm
og..when I said i love my mother i ment it in a good way you sick retarted mother fuckerz. I was not tryin to be funny it probablly came out wrong all I was tryin to say was to show my mom some love how am i suppose to think my mom in that way.......... all the people who responded in a stupid way low lay and stay low biaaatch lazy lady thank ya for understandin this site is open for people who wanna show thier love to their family, friends or loverz peace stay kooo

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lazy lady

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 11:01 pm
oldskuul gangsta) THAT'S RIGHT bro !!++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

to all my brothers & sisters love you mothers and your fathers as much as you can no matter what they do if you know they are rong LOVE them they are still U mother and father no one will not change them!!!!!!!!!++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
love to all my somalians brothers and sisters +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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NowNlater

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:10 am
Im concerned about that creature called PIMP ,. I don't even know whether he understands the meaning of PIMP or just saw it on " a SNOOP doggy dog" comercial but i think he is either tottally retarded / mentally ill and needs some serious help or is a kindergaten - drop-out . Like somebody mentioned , whatever he says is totally off-point , i don't even know whether he understands the questions asked.
Good lawdddddd!!! somebody better educate him FAST.
Anyways they say " Let the Sleeping dogs lie "
secondlly , im abit confused with this topic but if u meant it in the way it's supposed to be, well that's how everybody feels about their parents, especially MUMs , i wouldn't exchange her for the WORLD i think she is my everything on EARTH and there's no day in my life that i don't thank the Almighty " ALLAH" for letting me have her for a few more days . I love her to death.
Bye.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:40 am
to the FAG or ASSHORE CALLED HIM/HER self
NownLater.. this one is for you idiot what happenbed in between ":O":O":O":O nawNlater yeah right
stupid bitchh what the hell is your point here
this site is HUMER site if you notticed it IDIOT
its obvious that your name says it all..
IGNORENT BASTERD...":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O":O"
you said you are bit confused....duhhhh duhhh
you are way fucking confused MORON....
and just for the record MY NET NAME IS PIMP
its only a net name don't get it twisted stupid
and as far as the pimping goes maybe you been
pimped before thats why you are so offended HUH
if you ain't feeling my JOKE FUCKk OFF.. aigh't
and for my education negro please.. don't even go there with that cheap dissing aigh't...stupid":O
for your information i am well educated then your whole family ever will be... i just have something that you never had its called......
SENSE OF HUMER...fucking idiot..":O
by the way you SUCK.. so please don't bother

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NowNlater

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:43 am
UUuuuuuuu Huuuuuu Huuuuuu HUMOR HU?
Well i find it very hard to laugh at your sick JOKES be'cuz they happen not to be making too much sence.
U know i have been following your lousy posts in every part of this boards and they just stand up like a sour " thumb" not because they are the best but because there's something stupid about them and it doesn't take a genious to figure out where you stand , and since " empty vessels make the loudest noise , it's obvious that you just don't know much of what the hell u talk about most of the times . And that alone says it all.......
My name says it all??????
in what sence? as u can see it's a piece of candy ( but ofcourse you have NO CLUE whatsoever ) since you related it to being a ( B%^^)
Oooops u just betrayed yourself there now , didn't you ,
Mr. ( well educated ) ......
I'll be back in a few , gotta take care of some important bizz.

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:54 pm
for that idiotic nowNlater dude/she male there":O":O
you said Q" duhh duhh duhh duhhh duhh duhh duhh
i finded very hard to lough to your sick jokes?
who cares if my jokes don't make you lough...
you said "there is something stupid about them and
it doesn't take a genious to figured out where you stand???? duhh again but it took you to found out HUH.. stupid fat-head..":O":O":O":O":O meat balls
and one more thing unlike you clueless bitchh..
i know what i am talking about, i am sory did i call you a bitchh, i meant stupid cunt..":O
bythe way no hard feelings huh, if you don't like what the PIMP has to say at any catagory
in this site "who cares" i don't really give a horses ass what you or your gay-lord lover ~sed
has to say... ":O

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THE_PIMP

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:58 pm
its just that it annoyes the fuckk-out of me
thats all....:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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Layla

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 04:23 pm
i agree with mr.pimp and everything he says here make sense to me girlfriend if you don't like his style you don't have to take it out on him he makes me lough plus i have a thing for pimps too hellooooooo
love layla

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ayaanick

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:35 pm
pimp you should pimped that b&#$% she needs to get pimped from you so bad lol lol lol
nownlater whatever

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NowNlater

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 09:53 am
Oooooooh listen up U two chicken-headz PLUS MR.PIMp here , i think ya'll need a life and stop coming here showing the whole world how SLUTY u are by supporting a fool that calls himself PIMP Allahumanajaina ,......I mean what kind of dhilanimo ( aa idiin hartay ) just because someone carries the most dirtiest name on earth , he seems sooo appealing to u , if ya'll like to be on that line / bussiness why can't u just declare it in another way other than this boards , U know like fill out an application at one of the streets that way ya'll will stand better chances and honestly his name .........? Gosh i can't stand it ,
ya'll probably wouldn't notice a FUNNY joke if it smacked you across the face,......
He is Funny ???? oooh pleaseeeeee
for craying out loud , the guy can't even spell his own name sometimes,......
and that's why he can't come up with a decent " Joke" coz he aint got NOne

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O.G

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 12:34 pm
pimp your just one sad nigga..go out and pimp ladies if you can don't talk punk....every nigga can claim to be a pimp but he will be only lyin to himself..now if you are a pimp...go out and make them girls make money pimps are not suppose to be signin somalinet forums go out fool.

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Layla

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 08:04 pm
Nayaa why you hatin on this brother just becouse he don't like fat B@!##$es like you don't mean you
should hate him girlfriend and i happened to like
PIMS jokes and i am sure there are other girls who feel the same way i feel and remember this web was to make people lough okeeey and i loved how he diss fat girls so if you don't want to be called names i suggest you should
lose that fat ass

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THE__PIMP

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 02:08 am
NownLater.. nowNnever nowNthen hereNthere.
somany words no wonder you are fat bitchh:)
you know everytime igotta mention that huh
this time the pimp would let you deal with other
fat bitches like you...
so let the battle begin":O
no hardfeelings fat people:)

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meeeeeee

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 04:54 am
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aha shssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you are all mother fuckeres

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HAJIYO

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:35 am
Dimp your sick in heat
what you trying to say here hah
if your mother was fuckable you would?
you are one of thois guys who need to be kill if i know where you are i myself will have killing you paster( wacel qarmaqabe adookale waa layaqaa!!!!!)

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faarax

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:59 am
this is not funny................

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THE_PIMP

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:36 am
FAT HAJIYO..more like fat-cow-hajiyo..fat bitchh
why you gotta have so much hate on you.must be FAt
just shut upp and go on and chew some chocolate bar or joke on a dick...
it suposed to be a joke...fat fuckk-head
got it..
and bythe way i live DC thats washington DC..
if your flight fo'fo's don't get it aigh't
duhh
duhh
duhh
duhh

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deeva

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:20 pm
to seatac diva you need to stick
to seatac and drop the diva because
im the true motafuckin deeeeeeevvvaaaaaa.
ya heard bitch.

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bigboy slick

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:38 pm
to pimp
you are one sick mothefuka
what the •••• do you mean
by joke on a dick
let me help yo flight thirteen ass
fo a lil' bit.What yo ass is suposed to
say is choke on a dick. you illiterate bastard
go get some education.stop callin yourself a pimp when you da nigga whos being pimped.all
you ever talk about is sucking dicks. you must
of been practicing on yo poppa to looooong.
you make me sick. Too bad I live in brooklyn yo.
but just for yo bitch ass I'll come down to d.c
where all the fake cheap niggaz is at just so i
can beat you left and right. Watch yo self nigga
we might just run in to each other prettyboy.
ya heard me

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BIG BOY SLICK

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:41 pm
LET ME HERE WHAT YOUR PUNK ASS HAS TO SAY UNLESS
YO MAN ENOUGH TO RIGHT BACK TO ME
YOU MOTHEFUCKIN PUSSYHOLE.

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THE_PIMP

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:02 pm
this one is for to the FAT BASTERD THERE WHO CALL HIM SELF.. BIG FAT COW SLICK...assnigga you are.
you know its FAT-FUCKS like you and others that
i don't really get them couse you are FAT-BASTERD.
LOOSE SOME WAIGHT.. nigga you is JOKE...
FEEL GREAT.. pussyhole-molian PUNK don't try to be jamaican bitch-ass-nigga and as far as you coming down to DC to face me..:) nigga you better work-out hard and trust me, make sure you bring an army niguz with ya bitchass aigh't 'couse the pimp
don't play like that aigh't..
you sure can talk to talk.. but can you walk to walk.... skinny-smelly-molian-motherfucker..huh
you thought WRONG...
when i beat-down ya bitch-mate-nigga..":O
you can FIND ME AT DC LIVE every fridays and saterdays and every sundays too..
keep it real... ya know i even will hook ya cheap
monkey ass my cell-NUBMBER so that way...
you ain't taking too long to find me..
i can't wait to PUNK YOU OFF.. and kick your little smelly assholeeeeee..":O
:):):):):):)

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THE_PIMP

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:13 pm
you said you was from where...:):):) brooklyn
i got my cousin live there too there is only two somalians that live there and three girls and old dude and i happened to know 'em all so.. you lie
nigga why don't you just say you ain't from brooklyn you only heard of that place on TV
probably never been there too.
you are one sorry-ass-motherfucker..
just for that you will get the second beat-down
but this time i let my main bitch-deal with you
'couse you is less then a bitch-is.. fool":O

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THE_PIMP

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:13 pm
you said you was from where...:):):) brooklyn
i got my cousin live there too there is only two somalians that live there and three girls and old dude and i happened to know 'em all so.. you lie
nigga why don't you just say you ain't from brooklyn you only heard of that place on TV
probably never been there too.
you are one sorry-ass-motherfucker..
just for that you will get the second beat-down
but this time i let my main bitch-deal with you
'couse you is less then a bitch-is.. fool":O
SLUT-NIGGA":O

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