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IF YOU ARE A CARING SOMALIAN, PLEASE READ THIS!!!

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SDGAL

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 05:12 pm
HEllO EVERYONE THIS IS AYAN BUT YOU CAN REFER TO ME AS SDGAL. WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT IS A MAJOR ISSUE ABOUT US SOMALIANS GETTTING OUT OF CONTROL AND LOOSING NOT ONLY OUR CULTURAL BUT OUR RELIGION-ISLAM-. NOW I JUST WANT TO START BY SAYING THAT I ADMIRE SOMALIAN PEOPLE. WHY? BECAUSE FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME WE WERE BORNED AND RAISED MUSLIIM AND WE STAYED THAT WAY FOR YEARS AND DECADES. WE HAD 100%POPULATION MUSLIMS, NOT ONE SOMALIAN CALLED HIMSELF/HERSELF A NON-MUSLIM AND THAT WAS THE ONE THING THAT CREATED ADMIRATION FROM ISLAM COUNTRIES ALL OVER THE WORLD. ARABS ADMIRE US, THEY SAY-SOMALIANS ARE 100% MUSLIMS, THE ONE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT IS 100%...BUT WHY THE HELL DO THEY FIGHT EACHOTHER BECAUSE OF TRIBES IF THEY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE?" THAT MADE ME EMBARRASED AND I COULDN'T ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I KNEW THEY WERE IGNORENT AT THAT PART..BUT I STICK TO OUR LIFESYLES AND HOW WE WERE RAISED MODEST AND STRONG BELIEVER THEN OTHER ARABS THAT SHOW THEIR HAIR,ACT-TRUE AMERICANS, AND ABONDONED THEIR RELIGION. THAT WAS WHAT I TRULLY LOVED ABOUT US.
BUT RIGHT NOW, I HATE TO ADMIT BUT WE ARE NOTHING BUT LOST PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. I AM NOT TALKIN TO THE PARENTS, I AM TALKIN TO THE **TEENAGERS** THAT ACT LIKE WE WERE RAISED AND BORNED THIS WAY WHEN WE DON'T. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GIRLS WHO USE TO BE KIND, MODEST, SHY AROUND GUYS, AND QUITE? WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GUYS WHO USE TO BE KIND, RESPECTFUL, CARING, AND CALM? WHAT HAPPEND TO OUR TRUE SOMALIAN CULTURE? ALL I SEE NOW IS BROTHERS TRYIN TO GET AT SOME GIRL, SACKING THEIR PANTS WAY DOWN, CUZZIN OUT AT GIRLS AND PEOPLE, THINKING NOTHING BUT SEX...OHH MY GOD..ARE WE GONNA GET WORST THEN THIS? THE GIRLS ARE EVEN WORSE I HATE TO ADMIT BUT THE GIRLS ARE ACTING NOTHIN BUT TOOMUCH..WEARING UNNECESSARY CLOTHING JUST TO TURN ON GUYS,GOIN UP TO GUYS WITHOUT ANY RESPECT AND HOLLING AT THEM LIKE THEIR ••••..I AM SORRY BUT THAT IS NOT THE WAY A GIRL SUPPOSE TO BE..LET'S GET OUR ACTS TOGETHER GUYS AND GIRLS BECAUSE YOUR REALLY HURTING MY COUNTRY, WE NEED TO REPRESENT IN THIS COUNTRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL THE THINGS IN HERE AND SUPPORT OUR FAMILIES BACK IN AFRICA. I AM A TEENAGER-17 AND I EXPERIENCED WORST THINGS THAN THAT BELIEVE ME BUT I AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME TO TELL..SO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DON'T BREAK YOUR VIRGINITY BECAUSE YOU CHEAT YOUR FUTURE WIFE, YOURSELF, RELIGION, AND DISOBAYED GOD AND U MIGHT AS WELL DIE BECAUSE THAT IS A MAJOR SIN.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCENTRATION AND THIS IS AYAN ALL THE WAY FROM SAN DIEGO.....TAKE CARE

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axlaamuk

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:06 am
sal@@@m ayaan!
nice to see that there are still people who care sooo much about their culture AND their religion. its sad to say but you dont have many people these days who are like you sis, and nice of you to remind our brothers and sisters about it.
we are ALL thinking about if we will fit in if we do this or that and we also dont give a damn about religion whatsoever! its like 'oh that can wait' well brothers and sisters time is precious and you never know! life is short, better follow your religion before its TOO LATE!!!
wa sal@@@@@m

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 02:15 am
well said sister.... repect and luv goes out to you.


keep up the good work

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Abdi_y

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:35 am
thanks for reminding us that this is not our way of live!!, whats happend to us is a consiquence of War.. and young kids in a freign country don't know where they belong n soo they copy someones else.. ayan i'm very proud of the way u speak very level headed for a teen
take care

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sis44

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:49 am
SDgirl - i love U sis (don't worry i ain't trying 2 hit on ya) I agree wit U 100%.

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hamdi

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:12 am
Assaalmu Alaykum

sister Ayaan, may Allah bless you. that was well said sister. i wish all our people thought like that.
This world that we are live at is just about play, the really world will came when we die AND YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU WORKED FOR IF IT WAS GOOD OR BAD.

TRUST ME THIS WORLD IS NOT WORTH IT. SO PLEASE MY MUSLIM SITERS AND BROTHERS DOTN'T WAST YOUR TIME, SPEAD YOUR TIME WISELY IE READING QURAN AND LEARNING ABOUT YOU RELIGION, THAT WILL BENIFET YOU WHEN YOU DIE.

ALWAYS KEEP ALLAH IN YOUR MAID.

ASSLAAMU ALAYKUM.

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206--thug

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 06:36 am
your deep ayan didn't know that peace.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:24 am
RESPECT GIRL, WE GOT TO FACE THE POSITIVE LIGHT.
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Amal

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:14 am
Well said walaal Ayan, its a pleasure to come across an insightful muslim sister. Its great to see that not all our youth are lost and some are still in touch with their religion and culture. May allah help the others b4 its too late. Keep up the good work sis, u truely are an inspiration to us all.

Peace and love bros sisters

Asalamu Calaykum

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:30 am
yah, yah, yah but where is the punch line, i thought this was the joke page

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Brother

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:04 am
your thoughts are truly enlighten ayaan, i only wish there was more people like you on this damned planet. To Answer your questions of why somalians fight so frequently with anger, is because, we carry certain idea which is haram. this idea is known as nationalism this in islam is not only wrong but this is what separates the whole of islam nation. now this idea came from the KURS. they implemented this idea because they wanted to separates islam and this in turn would make us lose our (aqeedah). alhamdulilah, today islam is the world is the fasting growing religion and it's starting to wake about. inshallah in time islam shall conquer the world.
further more on this idea of nationalism, islam is meant to have ONLY 1 leader (Khillaf) today islam has over 100 leaders all over the world. really this idea is tearing down islam.

i gotta go know but please promise you would't change because you are absolutely a true islam.

bye bye

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Shellman

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:35 pm
Hey Ayan that was too deep sister and I am glad you remind the rest of us abuot Islam and the value of life. You said it all and I don't know abut other niggaz (sorry) but i personally Keep my roots and my religiong regardless. and At last but not least I got too much love for my people the one and only somalians around the glope. hey Ayan keep the positive atitutide and we will all flow you sister.

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Very_CIVILIZED_girl

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:58 pm
Ayan...Sister you said it all. I am glad that there is someone like who have dreams and hopes in our Somali people. Somalis always say that they fear Allah, but in fact they don't show that. In another word it is just words they like to say. Words they never follow, with the exception of very few who do in fact fear allah(SWT).
They hate one another just because the other belong to a differnt tribe. To me, that is so ridiculous. The Somali family is so missed up. The father is always missing. The reasons may vary, but the family is often(if not always) headed by the mother. That mother is usually illiterate and may never been to school. Even if the father(who is always educated) is included in the house, he is often not there for his kids. Kids allways need both parents to supervise, guide and nourish them. Somali family lack that from the father's side, whome always busy and so occupied with jobs and "nationalism". On the other side, the Somali mother can't do everything by herself.

Those Somali parents think its the society that influence thier childern or may be damaged thier childern, but in fact the proplem is in the house.

I blame the parents, not those teenagers you see on the streets.

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SeD...

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:57 am
Hi Folks! Really Y'all make good comments. " May allah(swt) grant your wishes"

Ayaan! Is really nice of that you brought this subject N I'm very proud of U young Lady! However How long can U stay the way U are (Keeping ur Culture&Virginty)? Since you are only 17yrs! Hopefully, that U stay same way U are Now as U claiming to be when U make over 18 & above, meaning when u take ur own responsibilities, more like have Freedom. From that moment U might find out ur answers.

Majority of those Young or Teens acting Too Much they are not actually realizing how precious life is, till they regret the pass at certain time. And they ain't going to listen nobody but 'emself. They gonna learn their Lessons the Hard Way. Only thing we & their Family can do is Pray for them. "May Allah(swt) guide them the right Path."

P.S. Accept my apology if I had offended U or any1!

Best Regards!_____________Peace&Somaliness

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SDGAL

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 08:36 am
HI YOU GUYS THIS IS SDGAL..AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. I KNEW THERE WERE WELL-MANNERED, EDUCATED, AND KIND SOMALIANS WHO HAS THEIR MIND STRAIGHNED OUT SO MY LUV GOES OUT TO ALL THE SOMALIANS WHO REALLY KNOW THE PORPUSE OF THEIR CREATIONS AND THEIR PRESENCE...THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE WONDERFUL BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE GOD BLESS YA AND KEEP UP BEING WHO YOU ARE..REMEMBER TEENAGE YEARS ARE REALLY HARD AND FULL OF FUN SO DON'T DO ANYTHIN THAT YOU'LL REGRET LATER WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR OWN FAMILY......YOUR ONCE IN THIS LIFE AND ONCE A SOMALIAN SO MAKE THE BEST OF IT...

P/S AND I REALLY WANT TO DEDICATE MY FUTURE CAREER BECOMIN A TEACHER THAT TEACHES ISLAM AROUND THE NATION WHEN I GRADUATE INSHA-ALLAH AND BECOME A SCHOLOR IN THE MIDDLE EAST TO GIVE CHANCES TO THE KIDS THERE THAT GREW UP UNEDUCATED AND ARN'T LUCKY AS WE ARE RIGHT NOW SO PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EVERY MOMENT THAT PASSES AND BECOME A WINNER IN THIS LIFE AND ENTERNAL LIFE.............THANK YOU ALL AND ASALAMU CALIAKUM
GIVE ME FEEDBACK OF WHAT YOU THINK OF IT PLEASE THANK YOU!

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Faisa je

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:56 am
AYAN(SDGAL),


As always i am very proud of you and all the teenagers around the world for really sticking to their religoin and roots.I am 17 and my world revolves around my religion and culture. I am however a normal teenager, i will make mistakes we all will but I will never disobey Allah and my heritage. I will never act american because i am not, I will never let a boy pressure me into having sex with him because i repect myself enough to set standrads. To all the lost teens;my sisters if you dress to impress guys do it in a repectable way and you will find a nice husband. To my bros respect your self enough to not do drugs and trash your women and don't forget if you bling blinging now you might not when you die and this material world will be rolled up like a paper plane. Don't forget ALLAH nows and sees your every move so you can't hide on judgement day.

Much love and respect to all the teens who know you will die and are working hard to impress the one and only ALLAH. May ALLAH bless your souls.

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Faisa je

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:01 am
AYAN(SDGAL),


As always i am very proud of you and all the teenagers around the world for really sticking to their religion and roots.I am 17 and my world revolves around my religion and culture. I am however a normal teenager, I will make mistakes we all will but I will never disobey Allah and my heritage. I will never act American because i am not, I will never let a boy pressure me into having sex with him because i respect myself enough to set standards. To all the lost teens;my sisters if you dress to impress guys do it in a respectable way and you will find a nice husband. To my bros respect your self enough to not do drugs and trash your women and don't forget if you bling blinging now you might not when you die and this material world will be rolled up like a paper plane. Don't forget ALLAH nows and sees your every move so you can't hide on judgement day.

Much love and respect to all the teens who know you will die and are working hard to impress the one and only ALLAH. May ALLAH bless your souls.

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Somali-boy

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:35 am
God bless you Ayan.
Haddii dhalinyarada da'daada ahi sidaa wada rumaysnaan lahaayeen waxba inagama xumaadeen. Fadlan yaan qurbuhu ku bedelin Illahna wiil khayr qaba oo da'daada ah ha kusiiyo.
Salaama walaashiis

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Abbas

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:51 am
In The Name of ALLAH the Most Beneficent the Most Mercifull.

Firstly I would like so say peace be with you My brothers and sisters.

I know most of these things that your saying but these are just words there is no action;

why?

because some young brothers and sisters don't live with there mum or dad in this country and so they haven't got that love that your mum gives you. The advice your mum gives is the most important thing, because if she teals you something most people do listen to her which is what most of these people don't have, and talking about them like this is not going to help them out. If you wont someone to change firstly you have to change and only when you have changed, then you can strat thinking about other brothers and sisters, but there are ways you can do this and this is not the way because the ones we say are giving us the bad names are not the ones who write back, so the only way to help them is do some work in the area we live in and our homes before we thing about the other people that live in the other areas.

Let be teal you a few things about my self If I judge my self now then I know where I'll end up which is heal, but ALLAH knows best.

I am 19 years old who lives in South east London I Started to pray but for how long? I say for how long because when you hang around with people who don't pray then they influence you, anyway for me to change the way I live I have to change my friends. You have to work had to change people that you know because if they die with out IMAM and you didn't help then you will have his/hers sins because they will say to ALLAH; "this person knew what I was like and he/she didn't help me or advice me when I did these bad things the only thing he/she did was talking about me to other people."

So brothers and sisters thing about how we can help these lost brothers and sisters.

THEY ARE ONLY LOST SO LETS TRAY AND SHOW THEM THE RIGHT ROAD.

ASALAMU AHLAKUM

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Amira

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:49 am
It is nice to see such people around but I have to say this our somalian people I mean the bad one's the one's that have left their cukture behind are helpless cases they is no hope for them.
they are like patients that docters have done every thing for them and there is no medicine left to cure them theya re now living on life support machines
well that how our somalians are no hope for them Alas no need to weaste ur breath on the losers all u gotta do is look on the bright side and help the one's that need help
May Allah bless all

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fatal

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 07:00 am
let me add a little some over here straight from atlanta.
this how the war happend in somalia:
1) jews sat down and planned to have somaliland to be thier own country
2) the president didnt like the idea (the jews knew he woulnt like the idea
3) somaliland gets attacked
4)hawiye rose from the slams to get freedom too from the outlaw president( jews knew other tribes would copy them)

5) we ran to foreign countries and NOW LOOK AT US
6 this was well planned by the jews because somalia was one of the strongest nations in the world (dont lol its true)

we fight till our last one drops

the jews now got what they were looking for
give us 10 more years and we will sink like worse than TITANIC

somalilanders are still acting up and occationally come in gangs to hassle us xamar boys in atlanta but we dont give •••• and we all mash their asses in the darkest night weak motherfuckers.

feeling fucked up at this moment
smoked half ounce to the head including (drop the top, indo, hawiin, lansbread budda, all that ••••
waqqoyi doublised sluts
no love
straight thugs from XAMAR

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 07:26 pm
ayan shut the •••• up u dont anything about somalians because all the parents falt that kids are bad ass

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abdifatah

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 06:53 am
WOWW THIS IS DECENT PPL IN HERE 1 LOVCE TO U ALL KEEP UP AND INSHALH WE WILL B REUNITED.

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Anonymous

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:11 am
fatal what the •••• u talkin about bro.I think u need some counselling. 4 real.

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