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I need your advice, (i want propose to my girl)

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 02:11 am
Dear brothers and sister i need your advice...


I will get straight to the point, the advice dat i need from u is, i have been going out with my girl
for a year and 3 months, and we get along great. Our relationship has developed very well and we both
have nothing but luv for each other.


My problem is dat for the past 2 month i wanted to propose to her, and she has shown me all the signs
dat she will say yes, i need your advice and opinions on how i should do it......


I want to make it romantic, loving and passionate......

Niggaz: tell me how you would propose to your girl??? (I particularly need advice from experience niggaz
i.e. niggaz who done it before).

Sisters: tell me how who you like your men to propose to you????


Your advice and suggestion would be useful....

LOL from K

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kaysa

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:39 am
Firstly i'm not a nigger
secondly.. why u want advise on such a simple matter .. just take her some place nice n do your thinG..i'm sure she'll be happy

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THE_PIMP

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:25 am
Ok There kaysa
what an idiot you are...
to the brother who asked the question the best way to propose to your lady is get her four-karet
dimond ring and invite all your pals-friends over
for a get together and held her hand and PROPOSE
to her. WOMAN LOVE ATTENTION especially when all her friends are there... thats how i did it on mine but you don't have to do the same thing i did
that might cost you little loot but do what your heart tells you nigga...
what ever you do i will suggest that you should do it where there is alots PEOPLE around...
MAke your girl feel like she is special one
keep it real:)
AND FOR THAT CLUELESS KAYSA NIGGER THERE
WHAT ARE YOU ARAB-NIGER:):):):):)
OR MAYBE YOU FROM YAMEN:):):):):)
FUCKING IDIOT GET REAL IDIOT
hey i am sory to the guy who post this question
but man idiots like KAYSA gets me you know what i mean... clueless kaysa NIGGER more like WHITE_NIGGER KAYSA... GET REAL moron":O

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KAYSA

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:40 am
TO Pimp:
the very nickname you use says it all bro!!, and when u call ppl idiots, that too says your the real idiot, firstly bro!! women do not need attention when your there for her.. which means taking care of her needs FULLY!!, if you read carefull he tells you that they have nothing but luv for each other!!, which suggests any amount of showcase doesn't matter to her. and bro Iam not a nigger or an arab i'm a muslim then a somali. so LICKAA MORE YOU FOOOOL

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The Partiot

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:42 am
Sub hanalah
my brother I'm only 22yrs i have been living in CANADA for more that 11yrs, my brother why is it that we garra coppy what the GAAL does, have we forgethen our culture and religion my brother.

TO the brother who want to get married ALHAMDU LILAH, that is one the greatest thing one shall do in thier life times. Brother just tell her you want to take it to next level, the right level that those who love each other should be.
Then arrange meetting with her parents. and it goes from there on.

P.S. may god be with you.

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shuuke

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:09 am
yo first off all the question is do u really wanna tie the knott i mean think about it no more parting no more playing the field and she wants 2 know where u were today and if u come home late u better sleep on the couch and she'll probably use your shaver on her legs[qax qax qax] yo i'm just kidding couse i feel jealous u know and my advice is that u fill her apartment with roses i mean lots of roses and buy her a huge ring get down on one knee and just say that u're crazy about her and that she's your queen and u'll treat her like a ladyy don't forget the candle light dinner plus put candles around the tub they luuuv it and good luck i mean it.

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Educated Girl

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:16 am
Well, i guess i should tell it how it really is. Firstly i agree with the patriot, with our culture and religion, there is a way that u r supposed to do it, but that doesn't mean that u cant make her feel special. Of course girls love diamonds, but if she really loves u, she'll be happy with watever u get her, but try and geta ring it will make it official for her.
u don't have to hav a get together with all her friends, i mean she's gonna tell them anyway. Take her out for a meal, or even invite her round to yours, buy some flowers and get down on one knee. This just my opnion but i hope i have given u some ideas, good luck and insha allah everything will work out fine.

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Quman

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:12 am
Hi there,

hahah this seems interesting disscussion,,,,but hey bro....it is romantic if u kneel down and propose to her in that way......Gosh I wish I could see this......A somalian guy kneeling down to propose....SHAME........that is not our culture.......it is against it.....and u know what prophet Mohamed peace and bless of Allah be upon him said that "he who acts like kufars is one of them" so be careful.....u don't wanna built your future home......while Almighty Allah's not with u.......if u know what I mean.....
In my opinion the best way to be proposed is do what our older ppl used to do........that is following our culture.........beliefs...norms.....traditions.......and so on........this might be going with four other elder relatives....."men" to the girl's home....so that they would tell her parents....and from there on......volla.........u will get the girl......SHE WILL BE YOUR PRIDE that is if her parents approve it......!!
Good lucky bro, on your mission. (:)

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AMY

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:50 pm
I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT EVER
YOU HEART DESIRES AND TO BE FRANK I KIND OF THINK THAT IT IS STUPID FOR A MAN TO ASK HELP IN THE WAY HE IS SUPPOSE TO BE PROPOSING TO HIS GIRL JUST DO WHAT YOUR HEART DESIRES AND IF SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR HER THEN SHE IS WORTH YOUR TIME.
GOOD LUCK

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AMY

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:52 pm
I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD DO WHAT EVER
YOU HEART DESIRES AND TO BE FRANK I KIND OF THINK THAT IT IS STUPID FOR A MAN TO ASK HELP IN THE WAY HE IS SUPPOSE TO BE PROPOSING TO HIS GIRL JUST DO WHAT YOUR HEART DESIRES AND IF SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR HER THEN SHE IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
GOOD LUCK

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Raggie

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:26 am
to K
the best way is to buy her
flowers more like chad.
chew together.
get her high.
take her to pizza Hut
cinema
then once u feel the urge propose.
and say can i be ur beloved husband.
if yes kiss on where she likes. u know!
if not
Beat the •••• of her and ask
for money back

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Yasmine qhs

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 10:30 am
Poster,

I agree with the pimp girls do like attention, I would want my boyfriend to first ask my parents
(can't forget tradition), second of all he should plan a evening of dinner,then walking on the beach in sunset and then he does not kneel we are not christan he holds my hand and says he loves me and he wants us to stay together aslong as Allah will let us. Then he says i love you and want to marry you and of course i say yesssssssss. So to the poster it does not have to be a crazy proposal like white guys who jump off planes but you have to make her feel special. If my advice would not be your thing do it in a normal way like when she wakes up in the morning go to her house and propose to her while she has one eye open, her hair and face is jacked up. If my boyfriend did that it would show me that he truly loves me no matter how I look like.

Hope things work out for you

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True Somalian

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 02:19 pm
Kaysa you rock, that was the most educated person has said in this whole web site. Your right we are not nigger's we are Somali's. To pimp you came to this country so you think you are all that, but you are nothing. You think you are all that saying all those this like nigger and that is not nothing to be proud off. You nappy haired bitch. You are a poor excuse for a Somalians every where.

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True Somalian

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 02:22 pm
Kaysa you rock, that was the most educated person has said in this whole web site. Your right we are not nigger's we are Somali's. To pimp you came to this country so you think you are all that, but you are nothing. You think you are all that saying all those this like nigger and that is not nothing to be proud off. You nappy haired bitch. You are a poor excuse for a Somalians every where.

P:S You think you are all that saying nigger you should also be proud having nappy hair, big lips and a bigggggg nose right. That is noting being proud off.

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WISER

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 04:29 am
HI

My advise to you is that you should FIRST go to the girls FATHER or her family and ask them first for her hand in marriage.If you don't know them ,I would say give yourself time to get to know her and her family.If you do then speak to her father privetly then suprise her.
If i were you i would propose to her somewhere that means alot to you and her, if you know what i mean.
Hope everything works out for you.

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Amina

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:05 am
Say, honey, sweety i soo want to marry you.....
My cloths are always dirty, i am sick of mcdonalds and my flat needs cleaning.
Please say you'll be my wife...or stop wasting my time, money and energy. Lol

O.K on a serious note..i would be soo honoured if my man went to my dady first, dats how it should be done. There is no romantic way of asking da girl though- its an individual thing, so find out wat she likes and base your proposal arround dat!

On the niger thing-- i hate dat word, not because i don't think somalis are black.... But because it degrades black people as a whole.. Do any of you guys actually know wat niger means and how it came about???

To pimp... some somalis actually have arab ancestors so wats your point walaal?

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LONDON_RUDEBOYZ

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:40 am
YO YO U MAKE ME LAUGH AMINA WAGUAN WALAALO
WHERE U FROM ANYWAYS YO THE BREY WITH THE PROBLEM LISTEN BREGIN JUST ASK HER AND U ARE DONE U FUCKING SWEETING BLOOD WABLOW DAYUM

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just another girl

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 05:25 am
Yo Amy,
Shut the hell up . Quman is right. amy, if you ain't muslim, you shouldn't be talkin about "doing whatever he feels" cause that ain't always the right way. The right way is the muslim way.
4real
peace

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fatal

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 07:40 am
firdt of all i will get married at the age of 50 to a 20 year old gal
then i gonna 2 sheeqs to my wedding

llllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll
joke man

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fatal

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:40 am
I'm from webley
Where plenty of murder occurs
No points to come
We bring drama to all you herds
Now go check the scenerio
I'll bring you fake G's to yah knees
Copin' pleas with these
Coked up or doped up
Get your little Junior Whopper click smoked up
What the f**k?
Is you stupid?
I take money,
crash and mash through woolish
With my click looting, shooting, and polluting your block
With fifteen shot,
Cocked glock to your knot
Outlaw Mafia click moving up another notch
And your Pop stars popped and get dropped and mopped
And all your fake a*s east coast props
Brainstormed and locked

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Beauty

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:44 pm
Raggie: i rather marry dameer than u lol

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kamakecy

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 12:18 am
to the guy who wants to propose to his girl all i can say to you is do it on the bus wearing the your roughest clothes if she wan't take like that than forget it and ge t on with you life

to pimp why you calling you self nigge if havn't been slaved or im missing a poit and you were adoon back home

to yasmine who wants walk on beach with her man the only man who can fulfit your dream is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:45 am
Thanks to all who has responded, u have all help!!!!!!


K

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HAKIIM

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 08:01 am
TO MY BROTHER WHO IS HAVING PROBLEM
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME THE BEST WAY IS TO ASK HER FATHER FIRST THAN ASK THE GAL WHERE AS IF YOU PLAN AND REPLAN IT MOST LIKLY NEVER WORKS AND ANY WAY IF "ALLAH" HAS INTEDID FOR THIS THAN MAASHAA'ALLAH IT WILL HAPPEN JUST GO FOR IT BRO AND
GOOD LUCK!!!!!!

TO THE SLAVE OOPS I MEAN THE ADOON OOPS I MEAN PIMP BRO GET A LIFE COURSE RUNNING AROUND AFTER NIGGAZ IS NOT ANY GOOD NOR IS IT ANY HELPFUL IF U R NOT A ADOON THAN DON'T ACT LIKE FOOL

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susan

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 06:08 am
loooooooooooooooooooooool kaysa baby thank u so much, pimp nigga u been had, this guy seems educated damn to ur ass pimp u little ••••, thats all pimp u been had lol. good 1 kaysa, good 1 lol

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