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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:29 am
1) I hate your atitude...Faisty arrogant and self centred.
2) You dress like hookers
3) Cant be trusted
4) Unemployed and therefore cant take care of yourselfs
5) Always nagging and complaining
6) Blaming others for your problems
7) Expecting too much from brothers
8) Ignorant
9)Stupid
10) Untrustworthy Xalimos

That is why I hate this City

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JIGGA

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:47 am
YO I KNOW A LOT OF SOMALI GIRLS FROM LONDON AND THEY FINE SO DON§T DIS THE CRIS SISTAZ YEAH JUST CUZ U GOT PLAY AND DISPLAYED DON§T TAKE UR ANGER ON DA NET STAR. DON§T BE CHATTIN •••• LIKE FASSIO U GET ME STAR.
PLUS SHEFFIELD GIRLZ R TICK EVEN THOUGH THEIR FARMERS JOKE LOL L.O.L.

HERE§S MY E-MAIL ADD....?

JIGGA_2000 AT MADENIGGAZ.NET

PEACE

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J-LO WANNABE

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 06:32 am
WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP

U FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MANNNNN
THAT CRACKED ME UP, BUT NOT ALL GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT, MAYBE U ONLY GO FOR THE THE WRONG ONES.
ANYWAY IM NOT FROM LONDON SO WHY AM I DEFENDING THOSE FEMALE DOGS.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BROTHER.

LUV J-LO
P.S IF U NEED ANY FINE GIRLS JUST COME UP NORTH.

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:20 am
BROTHAS YOU NEED TO STEP TO TORONTO BECAUSE WE ALL ABOUT THE POSITIVE MOVEMENT. WE RESPECT OURSELVES AND OURSELVES WITH CLASS AND INTERITY.
YOU HEAR? FORGET ABOUT THE FAKE WANNABE QUEENS OUT WHERE YOU ARE. TRUST!

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shuuke

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:24 am
QAX QAX Q2AX QAAAAAAX yo maaaaaan u make me laugh couse u sound like those guys mentioned by destinys child SCRUBS i mean u sound like u just got kicked to the curb i mean did she really break your heart when she said NOOOO qax qax qax i mean dust your self and try again after all there are lots of fish in the seaaa. don't go out disrespecting somalian women couse 2 me they are charming intelligent and down to earth.
p.s u probably don't know shukansi i mean u think they are like white bi.... who do anything u say. somali women are our queens we should respect them aight

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Educated Girl

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:27 am
Not all the girls r like the way u described them. I'm from London and have been here for the past ten years and neither me or my friends r like that, so all i can say is that u must like girls like that cos ure the fool who's attracting them, so if u r gonna cuss, talk about the few that u know, cos u don't know all the somalian girls in London, peace.

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London sister

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:59 am
Dont be so ignorant man, u dont know us to be dissing us like thats. I'm from London and aint nothing u described neither are my friends and family so have some respect bro.
Dont take ur bitterness out on us bro couse we aint done nothing to u. Most London girls are educated, respectful, and down to earth so dont hate walaal. We shouldnt diss each but encourage each other to better ourselfs.

Peace.

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london_fella

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 02:08 pm
lol,

could it b just a co-accident that 99% of the gal's that i know r also from the above mentioned category?

i sincerlly hope its a co-accident, else........ the good 1% is really gone b very hard 2 find!

ps- london gal's plzz b honest there r many gals like that innit!
(((((((((now, i feel what u thinkin' jus b honest..)))
couz there r aslo alot of niggers who r loosers

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Raggie

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:21 am
to Maaaaaan
bro i know what u r goin through.
u look like u fell in love with a girl.
and eventualy she broke ur heart.
and know u r being sexiest by comparing her with
all other females.
dont blame u but some are. and
majority are not.

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LONDON_RUDEBOYZ

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:32 pm
YO MAAAAAAAAAN U ARE RIGHT BUT NOT EVER SOMALI GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT WAGUAN BRO COME TO WEST LONDON ACTOOOOOON U WILL FIND NICE LOOKING SOMALI GIRLS BUT IF U ARE LIKE A FAKE SOMALIAN U WILL GET KICKT PLAY SMART BRO PLAY RUDE

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Hanni aka

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 03:24 pm
To Mannnn,

First of all why you hatin on your Somali sistas, I am from the states(JERSEY)and don't get me wrong but I do agree with Mahad it is the girls in London who do give the others around the world a bad name. I am just sayin don't knock it until you try it, in other words MOVE BRO come to the states and we do represent to the fullest here in the states and canada.


P.S. I ain't talking about all the girls in London because I do have cousins there.
Love y'all!!!!!!!!!!!peace out fo shezzze

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walalo

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 04:33 pm
yo maaaaaaaaaan,read the book steppin out of london to steppin in maimi.in here no complains ,it's sex, sun, sand and our beautiful somali gals.wellcome 2 maimi brother

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 12:12 am
WHATS WRONG WITH DIS LINE SHUUKE

"u sound like those guys mentioned by DESTINYS CHILD SCRUBS"


STUPID PPL DONT TALK IF U GIONG TO TALK SHI*T LIKE THAT"

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:53 am
YO BRO CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION WHICH LONDON GIRL PLAYED YOU ASS???????????/


YOU SOUND LIKE YOU GOT PLAYED, DISS, AND THEN DUMED?????

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Ragedi Camp

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 05:18 am
Noth L is da best

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ZEE2001

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 04:36 am
DIS MESSAGE IS TO MANNNNN:-

I JUST WANA SAY THAT BOO,,,, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE MENTIONED ABOVE............BOyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy U WERE DROPPED LIKE A TON OF BRICKS AN U CAN'T HANDEL IT!!!! JUS COZ U WERE REJECTED BY SUM HOODRAT 4RM SOUTHALL...PROBABLY NAMED 'BLONDE' DON'T MEAN TO SAY THAT WE ALL LIVE IN SOUTHALL OR DAT WE ALL WANNA DATED...ACTUALLY SCRAP DAT LAST ONE.....B SEEN NEXT TO A LOW LIFE, LOSER LIKE U!!!
DARLIN....U HAVE OBVISOUSLY BEEN LOOKING IN ALL THE WRONG AREAS OF LONDON! COZ AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED ME MY SIS AND MY FRIENDS PUT THE B.U.F.F INTO BUFF!!!!!!!!WE HAVE GOT IT GOING ON IN EVERY DEPARTMENT ANDDDDD...WE WOULDN'T EVEN SPIT ON U IF U WERE ON FIRE.......SO U DO THE MATHS ON HOW I'M FEELIN RIGHT NOW!!!

MORE THAN NETING, U WERE PROBABLY UR EX'S WORST SHAG AND THAT'S Y SHE DUMPED YOUR SORRY ASS!!!

JUST THOUGHT I'D WARN U THAT NEXT TIME U WANNA GO DOGG'N OR CATAGORISN ALL GIRLS U BEST WISH I AIN'T LOGGED ON TO WHIP UR DUMPED ASS!!!!

NEWAYS

TAKE CARE BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLLA BAK WEN U GET OUT OF SOUTHALL YEA!!!!
(THE JOKES ON U BRO)!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darbo

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 04:56 am
why are you discribing you self like that. Even you get sick of your self, that is not surprise to some of us. Maybe those ten things you list it is the ten things you need to change about your game. Don't hate players,hate the game.

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DARK-AS-THE-NIGHT

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:16 am
I agree totaly with maaan.

It does seem that many people wanna change the topic, about being dumbed, but what ever his private problems the bre did touch on some sensitive issues.
How come London girls are getting a reputation, of being too fake?
I leave you to answer that.
And why yall wanna kill the messinger when the message is still there?

Too certain man's come on wriite something.
Too ZEE2001 AS ever you are a breath of fresh air, yo who seen AMINA?
PEACE

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Little Sis....

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 09:40 am
Hi to all...
To Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan...Listen Up Boy...
Cuz only a boy would say these ignerent thing about somalian females...I am somalian female...and nothing like what u sayed were like...their are some who are like that just like the guys too.....So don't go around saying these shity things cuz who's know u might be the problem...
Here is a lesson from a well respected somalian female...Don't be a foul...cuz these shity thing start the haterid..

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KazeClosed

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 10:08 am
i AGREE WITH THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

SOMALIAN CHICKS ARE OUT OF DATE MAN!

START LOOKING IN DIFFERENT RACE BRO, THEY ARE 100% BETTER THAN THOSE SKINNY, MASHED UP LIPS CHICKS.

B4 I USED TO THINK SOMALIAN WERE THE BEST, UNTILL I MET MY PORTUGEES BEUTIFULL GIRLFRIEND.

NOW I KNOW I AING MISSING SH*T

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CarlitosWAY

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 02:09 pm
To MAAAN, You have sparked trouble up in here, while I agree with you on some points. I do think that the language you used was harsh and wrong.

To the girls, yall just here to disagree but you ain tmaking no major points.

To KAZECLOSED, I hope you are as happy as you are telling your slef and us. But dont diss our women, cause you are now dating a Luis Figo. what happens when you break up are you going to start hating all Portuguese women.

I know no one is better than our girls, its just too many of them are LONG, specialy in London.

To lil Sis you are a great diplomat, keep up.

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Krazy_Gurl_2002

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:54 pm
Ten thing that is wrong with maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
1)Too dam skinny
2)U dress like a trump
3)Can get it up
4)On jobseeker's allowance so u have to budget
4)Always chewing chat u fucking farrah
5)Hanging at southhall with u'r looser of friends charring one cigarette
6)Taking out u'r angora and hate for the world on others
8)In need of a wife
9)Insecure
10)emotionally unstable

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SWEET~QUEEN

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 03:14 am
TO ALL THE MEN HERE....U ARE NOT MEN..JUST BOYS!

How can you talk about Somali women in this way?
Are they not the women who went into labour to you? Your sisters, aunties etc? Walahi you have no shame!!

If you don't like us then why do you spend so much time trying to put us down and make us feel small?

That's because we are TOO GOOD FOR U!!
LITTLE BOYS LIKE URSELFS CAN TRY TO BELITTLE US ALL YOU LIKE................WE ARE THE BEUTIFULL CREATURES ALLAH CREATED US TO BE...U CAN NEVER CHANGE THAT!

AND TALKING ABOUT UR PORTUGUESE GIRLFRIEND....
IF SHE IS SO PRETTY THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU SPEND SOO MUCH TIME HERE ON SOMALINET?

At then end of the day ALL WOMEN ARE DIFFRENT!!

AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE TREATED LIKE CRAP BY

SOME, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT.

I'm 18, i don't have a boyfriend cos i know that
the GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND business turns girls into HO*ES.....so i aint going into that profession ever cos i wanna get myself a fine muslim brother who will respect and marry me!!

I GO TO UNI....BIOCHEMISTRY
I'M PRETTY..I KNOW I AM & I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME
I STUDY THE CIMLMI OF MY DEEN AND I'M INTO ISLAM.
I RESPECT AND LOVE MY FAMILY MORE THAN ANYTHING
I COVER UP, I WALK, TALK AND ACT WITH SHARF
I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO PROVIDE FOR ME....I WORK!
I DRIVE SO I DON'T NEED TO BE TAKING LIFTS OFF MEN
.................I COULD GO ON BUT I WON'T........
........I THINK YOU GET MY POINT THAT SOME GIRLS ARE DIFFERNT FROM OTHERS....WE HAVE OUR LIVES
TOGETHER...WE DON'T NEED YOU GUYS!!


So KAZECLOSED and all you brothers DON'T DISS my girls....LEAVE THEM BE!!....We are what we are and NO COMMENT OF YOURS WILL EVR CHANGE THAT!

1 L~O~V~E TO ALL MY BROTHERS~~~LoVe IS THE WORD

TO ALL MY SISTERS.....KEEP UR HEADS HIGH..........
COS GIRLS YOU KNOW THAT NO COMMENT HOWEVER big Or
liitle is goinG TO PUT US DOWN.

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GERI HALLAWELL

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 04:33 am
WARNING . TONY BLAIRS SPOKES PERSON
no more benefits for you ppl USING YOU COLLEGE PC'S WASTING GOVERNMENT MONEY.
BEWARE OF THE KOSOVANS THE NEED MORE BENEFITS

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NowNlater

Friday, March 23, 2001 - 05:35 pm
dark as night , Amina 's been kicking in some crib called ( i think im a lesbian ) if that's the one u looking for , not so sure but that;s were iv'e seen her.
good points!!!!

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qaxooti

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 03:44 am
qix qix qix fix fix...... to the G. Hallawell that is so true.. keep it up who ever u r.

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Hamza

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 11:09 am
hey i think i won't waste my time answering to the poor fella who started this topic. But i pray that his heart will heal soon....i know u been treated like dirt, move on brotha and take it as a lesson.

As for SWEET~QUEEN, well u were doing great until when u said "we don't need u guys".....lol.
I see that the anger got to ur head too. If u really are into Islam, u wouldn't be saying that sista.
Anywayz, i know u felt the heat of the sex war.

Most of u are still young, nevertheless u are not aware of ur religion thus all the pblms in our community wherever they might be.

Muse over what u are doing in ur lives my brothas and sistas and remember what u oughta do in ur journey on this earth.

Peace.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 01:05 pm
Why yo'll hating the MAN....he only said what he felt..and everyone has the right to express their feeling/opinion therefore...don't hate.... maybe he shouldn't said "ALL london girls" but then again, all the once he met were like that... so don't plame the MAN...plame the "SLG"

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SSUGARDADY

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 03:35 pm
I AM IN LOVE WITH SWEAT QUEEN
The woman is just a dream i think,.Can´t help finding deficult that a SOMALI WOMAN like she DESCRIPeS HERSELF exists at all.
WOMAN u r really adream if u exist at all.
And u guys in london U HAVE REALLY PBLMS WITH women.DOn´t u know shukaansi or what LOOSERS.
girls don´t like u couse u r just skinny ass chewing jaad all nite long, sleeps all day and looking like 000, i am proud of beeing a somali.
come to swe guys, but improve your looking before that. GO TO THE GYM BUDDY

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Amina

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:49 pm
Maaan, waryaaa why are U still posting that ••••? it proberly applies to the somali girls U know. but NOT all london girls are like that so give us 'home gals' some credit aight.

Now N later... thanks for ur comments and for sticking up for me walaalo.. damn its been a long time since i last posted in that crib. walahi somalis amaze me walaalo... what next i am in love with mumy/ dady. subhan Allah. Anyway thnx hon.. i owe ya one:) i don't really wanna be giving suckers like freeman the benefit of my reply.

Dark as night.... what sup bro? have U missed me already? lol
i've been chillin in the general forumse. coz folk up there have a lot more sense then the suckers that come in here.... sorry i am just kinda mad with what i've been reading up in here":O

what can i say WE disagree again!! But i ain't mad at ya. i guess Ur entitled 2 ur own opinion. Can I ask Yoy n Maaaaan why U are so negative about the sisters?

P.S i wanna bigup my sis's sweet queen and zee nuff love:)

peace n love

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Dark-as-The-Night

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 07:15 am
Amina,
First of all a warm welcome, you dont know how much I missed you.. LOL
You know you My girl,#

Second it seems that while we share many things me and MAAAN, have different styles of presentation.
And I dont have problems with all girls, and I have stayd on this topic far too long.

Amina peace Love

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SWEET~SIS

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 09:56 am
Xamza: Hey bro, LOL u got me there! I guess i just got a bit high on the independant women issue that i was trying to convey...:O. Naaa, i could never say that i don't need my felow Somali brother, i love and adore him, i respect him, that's if he is worthy of all these feelings i have expressed towards him.

SUGARDADDY: Hey u know, what can i say but tnx for ur compliments. Believe it or not bro but there are many grls like myself, some doing even better than me. So don't give up faith on all those other sisters who make you want to doubt them.

Peace, love and respect to all especially ALLAH the almighty and his prophet Mohamed (PBUH)

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Amina

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:49 am
This is to sweet sis, Sis i always read Ur posts and i feel kinda proud of ya... you always have this postive, fresh attitude... baarik allah fiiki inshaAllah:)

Dark - as-night hello babes,
U know, i am kinda glad U don't think that all girls are like that.... i don't know if i've said this to U before but i agree with U when U say that some sisters are cheap... the point is they are only a small minority and U have brothers who are just as bad.

I don't mind it if brothers wanna discuss but I hate it when they generalise... coz i know for a fact that there are enough decent somali sisters out there. i feel like i have to speak for my sisters who are keeping it real:)

and i don't think that You've been on the topic too long... some issues just need to be addressed!
but if U evah wanna change the topic or discuss something else... i'll be more then happy to 'argue' with U lol.

Secondly, i wasn't really puting you on the same level as Maaaan, U my bro have a mature, respectfull way of presenting Ur stuff.. i like that:)

Peace n love
'yo girl' lol

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hanah

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:05 am
attention lady and gentlmen.

this guy is one of those who has never been out with a girl before, and when he asked them out the all turn him down so don't take notice if him,

you know what am going to say too you bro your are looooooooooser you f.....cker. i am from london and am nothing like you said you desprate freak. i agree with all my sisters up there, and we are all fine, educated and down to earth. what you see is what you get.

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:19 am
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LILWITCH

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 12:39 pm
lollolololololololollolololololollol

lololol
lol maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan lol lol@xalimos lol i never heard someone say xalimos lol i thought that was funy lol lol that was # 10

oh and maaaaaaaaaaaaaan i think u heard enough about london peaple so i have nutting to say to u cuz ain't from lodon oh onething i think they are not all the same wish u good luck to find the one u wana

love
and peac
Lilwitch NY City

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